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And the PRIMARY reason for men's existence is SPERM carrying and ejaculation.

[quote author=Tink_sh link=topic=570836.msg7371582#msg7371582 date=1292828371]Yes mrs.eve my world was rocked but the irisponsibilty out wieghed the rockeing, hehe!![/quote]Hello Tinsk,

I think you meant that for Ivynwa, but I hear ya though. They think cos they made a few chicks have an orgasm they ARE THE BEST IN THE WORLD, whatever, (rolling eyes)

[quote author=Ijele-igbo link=topic=571171.msg7371577#msg7371577 date=1292828252]Don't you get it guyz? Girls want us to commit to them with all our hearts from there they enslave us and unleash that hidden desire to control us but a real man wouldn't give women such a chance then they call us pigs, freaks and all sorts of names

All my homies on this thread, a woman was created out of man and so she remains subject to you. Never commit to your girl, Never show much love to your girl, don't be too nice and if she misbehaves, discipline her[/quote]Is this "woman" your child or someone you bought at Mr Big's?

kITA TITA:
Mrs Eve, men ashing is not the remedy for whatever you are going through now. Strenghten up girl. It is a happy world.

Thinking like a true dick! ASSumption is a mofo!

jay bee:
The prince of wales actually flirted with his princess using the line "can i be your tampon" Point is y'all might feel u r using us dumping us but I'm sure u know recycling is big business and being used by different women might actually provide us the thrill of not having to commit. hehehehehehhe

Well, You better be glad I wasn't at the club where you tried to get your mack on because you wouldn't have stand a chance with me there. In fact, you may just follow me home just to "scare" me.

Well, I did say that men are like tampons, serve it purpose and disgusting afterwards.

I answered your question,

If you spoke in your native tongue then I will need a translator for it is my right to understand what the hell you talking about? I am sorry hun for busting your bubble but Nigerian men aren't on the top of the food chain when it come selecting partners.

Please do not let me go further because then this thread will be derail for I will have to fight Jaybee for "chastising" me.

It cute that you had to come rescue your pathetic crew members.

What are your other qualifications? So far I see good movers and hauling.

Men are good furniture haulers. Happy Jaybee?

Hmmm, so you want me to say something positive Jaybee? Is that what you begging for?

I guess love isn't blind after all if a man would leave his LOVE because she is barren. And they call me EVIL. Hmmm.

Awwww my boo done started his FIRST THREAD! Strike a pose! Let mama take pictures! Hit that vogue suga!

akwaowoudo:
@ Mrs Eve

Wonderful to know that after the biblical eve you existed as a daughter of eve; _a sow, a gilt, that would farrow a piglet (f). It's disgusting to know that you belong to the family of Sudae and not humans. Even with your above historical origin, root; it is a grave insult for you Sus Sacrofa or Sus Vittatus to call a primate _"man" a pig. Next when you are expelling your dungs, keep it for organic manuring use on plants and not on computer screens.

Boredom is a bitch huh?

CyberG:
Someone has no respect for her father, husband, men siblings and relatives. By disrespecting the man who bore you or even the people in your family, you disrespect all the women associated with those men too. This is what happens when a self-respecting hard-working Nigerian man or man of any nationality is conned, lured, coerced, etc to marry a black American woman (apologies to those women who are not like you but a rotten, maggot-infested apple soils the whole in the basket). Black American men, white men, every other type of man rejected you until you finally got an innocent man entangled in a most unfortunate union with you. . .only now, your fangs are on edge for his money and property! Too bad this man may even be brooding with you and you'll give birth to boys who will become men and turn out to be exactly what you have written here! NL, see how a man can work hard, study everything, do all the work to get ahead in life and marry an accursed woman? May God deliver the unmarried guys but to the ones who walked into this type of entrapment, I leave you with the words of Leonidas: "Ready your breakfast and eat hearty, for tonight we until divorce/death/separation you dine live in Hell"!

Oh, another sperm carrier wanting to be God No, thanks! Oh, the day of my funeral please deliver all flowers to the funeral home. We had to beef up security since 09/11! You understand don't you?


Hey Mz Dark! How you be girl? Argggh Monday gon be here soon. Sighs.

Men are like untreated wounds, if leave unattended for long it will become a scab.

Ivynwa:
Evy so after all these denial you still hit the nail on the head, so you are even one of our wives who got gaga-ed to the point of marriage with a Nigerian man and there you are singing "they ain't nobody special". Now go ahead and tell me that your husband isn't a fabulous man, isn't very homely and down-to-earth, isn't responsible and that there isn't just that thing about him that you can't place that makes you love him much.
Go ahead and tell me girlfriend cause right now I have you in my trap and you ain' t wriggling away. No way Baby girl. 

Don't forget to buy some goodies this xmas to come and greet us (I mean pay special obeisance to us the daughters, the adas, the umuokpu's) if you understand what I mean. Ask your husband and he will explain to you the traditions that nobody messes with the umuokpu's-o-o-o so we are waiting for your gifts and thing. Smile!

Uhmmm, what else do you call a Nigerian? Are there other names I don't know nothing about?

Me calling my husband Nigerian still doesn't negate the fact that Nigerian men are no better than other African men nor American men.

I don't think non-Nigerian women wake up going I got to get me a Nigerian oooooh lawdy! Let me hunt for me a Nigerian.

Men are like bats, they sleep all day and play all night.

gentlem80:
@OP

I dont like yabbing ladies but have to do it this time! Are u so messed up that u dont have a time in your miserable life, that a man has done something whatwhile for u. If you dont have a single one, I guess its the way you portray urself to men that makes them treat like trash (which to me u are with this silly post). I will advice you to just get a life and grow up

PS: I do question the sanity of a lot of ladies going into marriage nowadays and u are married to a man, (I shake my head for that unfortunate broda )

It is interesting that the "husband" is the subject when I AM THE ONE THAT is supposedly be male bashing.  But seeing the level of uhmm "potential" that MOST of you lack I can see why the "husband" is the target.  You may call him whatever you feel but you are doing exactly what you accused me of.   Genius!  (by the way you are adding on to the male bashing thread, hee hee)

Carolece, you said it right when you created a thread men are dumb fockers.  Well not verbatim, but I read between the lines   Now I do want to insert that a few of the men are rare intellectuals and I am working on them.  Give me a few more months.  

Seriously, you asking me to apologize for being facetious? That just like asking me to apologize for pissing

Anyway, WILL THE REAL WOMAN BEATERS STAND UP?

Men are like sloths, they are lazy and mute.

[quote author=D-sense link=topic=571171.msg7370638#msg7370638 date=1292809763]Can;t hold it
Sweetie . . . . .Don't digress! . . . . . .I'm very sure he had hit you again for you to commence this poo [/quote]Hee hee! Come here boo

stevetboy9:
Eve, From many post I've read from you, I come with this conclusion that you are 'lesbo', a big one. I'm sorry it it sounds a kind but I must tell it.

Oh my goodness! You are so right! Okay, Inkie I need help coming out the closet! Please hold my hand as I ask Google out on a date. Do you think she like me?

jmaine:
it won't be fair to call womanhood toads. . . cos i have a loving mum, aunts, and good ladies as friends. . . but if the thread owner says men are like pigs .it just goes on to say that a pig spermatozoa gave rise to her and since a pig begets a pig she is also a pig. she got married to a piggy husband which means all her offspring will be a pure breed of piggy descent  since they happen to be a third generation offshoot of a piggy lineage. madam thanks for revealing who your truly are and what manner of kids the society should regard your kids. 

(yawns) (sneezes) I am allergic to dumb canines.  Please take a flea bath complimentary of Clean Canine Association.  

violent:
OP should get a life!

I don't believe in reincarnation. Thanks for the offer though!

190:
[color=deeppink]why would a thread be started just to sit back and insult men

mrs.eve what the phock is wrong with you

why would you just sit down and think about nothing good in your life

than to insult men, calling men all sort of names

are you so PHOCKED up in your brains or sometin

why dont u just to stand in front of your miserable husband and call him a roach

YOU screwed up cretin,

reply all you want, I thank GOD YOu have a husband and a father who you have clearly told the world

how much you value them

FOOL[/color]

You did all that spitting and still AIN'T SAID SHIT Oh, your cyber cafe time ran out before you finish ranting. Here a pound and use the cyber time finding THE REST OF YOUR BRAIN.

[quote author=D-sense link=topic=571171.msg7370580#msg7370580 date=1292808767]Eve sweetie.
Did your husband hit you again?

Thank God . . My annawhite has just dealt with you . . .No need to add more to the injury!
@Annwhite sweetie . . .That's my baby,Alaways get my back when away and present. . . Love you darlin


MazD . . . .hAS THE GUY envenomed YOU THAT NOTHING ESLSE THAN . . .190! 190! 190! . . .Mtsewwwww [/quote]Annawhite ain't said shit. Do you actually think I WOULD let a man hit me and get away with it? Then again I forgot who I was talking to. I digress.

Men are like a used tampon, served their purpose but disgusting afterward.

Men are like that hard turd in your stomach that just won't excrete.

Jaybee,

I do not have ANY ISSUE with the rules, I was trying to see how posting gifts a problem. But I do stand corrected. Thank you for your service.

When I say black I am referring to Black American and I have always called African men in USA by their country of origin. For example, if they are from Ghana I would say Ghanian American or Black.

I always say my husband is Nigerian although he is Nigerian American.

Oh my! Mygoldie! It see he like it pale and bouncy huh

Men are like roaches, you can't get rid of them all.