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Ms. Dark,

Now you see why I created the MEN ARE thread? And they shot their own FOOT when they proved my point! SMH! Ooh lawd I can't believe men can be this dumb.

Ms Dark,

Don't pay them no mind, they just hating and jealous.

Furry Az,

According to Om, you are impotent. I don't think the birth of NEW Furry Azes will happen. Sorry.

holydante:
Some guys won't like me for this but I'l post it though(its copy right patented):
Mum and Dad were watching TV whenMum said, "I'm tired, and it'sgetting late. I think I'll go to bed.
"She went to the kitchen to make sandwiches for the next day's lunches. Rinsed out the popcorn bowls, took meat out of thefreezer for supper the following evening, checked the cereal box levels, filled the sugar container, put spoons and bowls on the table and started the coffee pot for brewing the next morning.She then put some wet clothes in the dryer, put a load of clothes into the washer, ironed a shirt and secured a loose button. Shepicked up the game pieces left on the table, put the phone back on the charger and put the telephone book into the drawer.She yawned and stretched and headed for the bedroom.She stopped by the desk and wrote a note to the teacher, counted out some cash for the excursion and pulled a text book out from hiding under the chair. She signed a birthday card for a friend,addressed and stamped the envelope and wrote a quick note for the grocery store. She put both near her bag.Mum then washed her face with 3 in 1 cleanser, put on her Night Solution & age fighting moisturizer, brushed and flossed her teeth.
Dad called out, "I thought you were going to bed.""I'm on my way," she said. She put some water into the dog's dishand put the cat outside, then made sure the doors were locked and the patio light was on,  She looked in on each of the kids and turned out their bedside lamps and radios, hung up a shirt, threwsome dirty socks into the hamper, and had a brief conversationwith the one up still doing homework.In her own room, she set the alarm; laid out clothing for the nextday, straightened up the shoe rack. She added three things to her 6 most important things to do list. She said her prayers, and visualized the accomplishment of her goals.About that time, Dad turned off the TVand announced to no one in particular. "I'm going to bed." And he did, without another thought.Anything extraordinary here?  Wonder why women live longer, ?”CAUSE THEY ARE MADE FOR THE LONG HAUL, (and they can't die sooner, they still have things to do), lollz

It describes my luvly mother and younger sister, let our opinions be formed by the nostalgic memories of our loved ones and not the two timing ugly looking punnys that aint gat enuff love we happened to run into and on NL.

If the women aren't getting enough love, then you must be very INCOMPETENT.  Aww.    Impotent too?  Double aww! 

One of them who Dsense? Are you calling me a bitch?

[quote author=D-sense link=topic=571422.msg7375513#msg7375513 date=1292864345]YOU ARE VERY RIGHT DEAR!Would come back to you sweetie
Ki lo se oooo[/quote]You would have to go through my husband to get to me, but good luck though! May the best dickman wins!

MzDarkSkin:
Ms.Eve said:
LOL Ms.Eve don't you find it funny they have all of these sexual jokes, these male chauvinist threads and the moment we post expressing our feelings we need to "think about our fathers, uncles, brothers, sons", so when they are posting pictures of half unclothed indecency stars does mama come to mind?, defending physical abuse against women does sister come to mind?, discussing a woman's "place" does daughter come to mind? making sexual in nature jokes does auntie come to mind? Please. They need to take it like a man, with no vaseline .

GBAM! I felt that one!

Women outnumbered men. So duh there would be a lot of single women for which why nassy bassids created that multiple marriages shit supposedly to help cure lack of men available to the large vast of women.

Yea, I heard Arabs are the biggest freaks. Right Dsense?

Didn't Phate have a thread opened like this? I guess two knuckleheads better than one huh?

What if she doesn't continue and you sittin there all STIFF and sweaty, Dsense?

There is nothing wrong with PDA, but do it with decorum. We do not need to see how you guys Bleep.

Dsense,

What if a woman was getting you all hot and bothered and you guys all in it as you enjoying it she just stops completely,

What would you do?

If I DON'T HAVE ANY UPBRINGINGS and you do, what is your excuse for your behavior John Doe?

johndoe200:
Don't need or want hoes. I only go with decent Nigerian women. I leave dogs like you to the desperate guys who end up walking out, when they find you can't turn a hoe into a wife.

O, and by the way you had no upbringing, not a liberal one.

You sure about that John Doe, "can't turn a hoe into a housewife"? You are a byproduct of one. You know you was born in Magic City (Ocean Blue) club. You was born right there on the stripper pole and it was a bloody mess!

Koyoke,

Is it fair for me to get my husband all EXCITED straddling him and jump off when he enjoying it? Just wondering.  

CyberG:
@Poster. . .Marriage gone all wrong in only a few months! Or NPD patient??  

Aww! What you couldn't afford the rest of the bride price? You do know you can get some (free punny) ask Furry Az. He been saving five naira a month doing the free ones!

;d

Sadly many can't comprehend nor read.

Why because you can't beg a man with an erection to stop that women can't be stopped while in heat?

Come on, Koyoke! You should know better! (being old and all)

johndoe200:
As usual, hoe eve misses the offense her lack of upbringing causes to people from conservative countries.

Ebony and slymm were actually on your side you know? But I guess you reminded them why it is sometimes GOOD to do things the way WE do them.


When you let stray dogs into the yard, why be surprised when they bite you.

Seeing how you act, dialogue, and think, I am much better off with my liberal upbringings. Sucks to be you huh?

How was the hoe recruiting? Find any Bria Myles type hoes?

190:
^^

YOU ARE COMPLETELY RITE
I KNOW LIKE 5 OF SUCH BITTER FEMALES

THAT HATE MEN COS OF WAT THEIR UGLINESS HAS DONE 2 DEM

I AINT GONNA CALL NAME

And you are all five of them! Sucks huh?

Awww yall giving cock blockers a bad name! weThey are just doing their job

Men are like erections, they are stiff when excited and flaccid when bored.

Your loss.

Mz Dark,

Boys don't like being challenged by women. As you can see. It all good though. I like the attention I am receiving and knowing that I get under their skin is a joy! Men are so easy and pliable.

Gone ahead and admit, I got that special hold on you suga

Come here let me rub your head.

kokoye:
Men are the outcome of Eve's handiwork.

She gave HIM the apple.

Who's the slitery slime now?

You just agreed with me when you said men are the outcome of Eve's handiwork meaning that MEN CAN BE manipulated and control. Thanks suga!

akwaowoudo:
@ Mrs. Eve
Nothing on planet earth and or beyond can make me seek the attention of an Eve _name alone shows the gravity of your sinful ways; not to mention associating with an acclaimed sow _ it's stinking, disgusting, rebuked, name them. Hope you seek your class.

And yet you are STILL wasting your PRECIOUS time with this SO CALLED SOW? Hmm. Priceless!

I am from YO MOMMA.

Dsense,

You didn't have to tell them my business. I shared that to you in confident. Now you go created a post juking about barren after I confided in you. You hurt me so!

So the eyes changes color due to the hunger

Thanks yall for the comments!