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akwaowoudo:
[/quote]You still fighting for my attention suga? Come here snake let me charm ya! (singing in melodic voice)
[quote author=holydante link=topic=571171.msg7374569#msg7374569 date=1292856729]lol, whatda Ma'am, the last time I checked me thinks a certain Obama is the President of where you emigrated to, meanwhile is this an old thread of 2003

If you READ the comment in entirety you would see the correlation with GAS and BUSH ADMINISTRATION. Oh, let me apologize. I forgot my manners I was told not to make fun of special people. BUSH ADMINISTRATION was responsible for the GAS SURGE/WAR. Got it?

Inkie,

Can you give me an example of how it pronounce differently?  Thanks!

Dsense,

Why they have to be FAKE NIGERIANS? Regionally speaking Niger aren't that far from Nigeria.

mr cock,

Furry Az have jaundice?  You know people in America always asked why African's eyes are always red or orange.  What do you say about that Mr cock?

A friend of mine me are Niger men called Nigerian too? I wanted to ask the GREATEST MEN OF NAIRALAND (sneezing, coughing, hacking, wheezing, sniffling, vomiting, and beating chest) this question.

What do you think/say

[quote author=!Mr Cork link=topic=571482.msg7374457#msg7374457 date=1292855813]well u aint light skin but , I like you [/quote]Wow, Mr cock, you can see through the computer screen? Damn you good!

(still reading)

gentlem80:
honestly Eve stop this trend!!!! Are u this repressed?

Do constipation counts? If so my stomach REPRESSED THAN A MOFO!

beeman80:
Without a doubt u seem so hurt. So what exactly is hurting u?

What hurting me is this gotdamn HIGH GAS PRICES! I go around the corner it time to put some more gas in the car! Gas is 3 dollars a gallon! Damn! Bush Administration SUCKS big time. See men are vermins!

[quote author=!Mr Cork link=topic=571482.msg7374391#msg7374391 date=1292855236]** i love women **[/quote]Correcktion: You love light skinnnededed wemen.

Boxer007:
falls off chair oh boy or boy

Putting a hole in someone's nyansh is funny? Oh, I forgot who I was asking. I digress.

Poster,

You have an issue with me and mr cock having our OWN hut?

Mr cock,

Make sure he start with Mz Dark's nyansh first. I have to build our hut and set up internet connection. I can't do that with a hole in my nyansh mr cock! Use your brain fool!

orbaxy:
eeyahhh! don't worry, i file for a pardon on your behalf   i'll mail my fees. you're fun though but always have a way of causing trouble

I am real and MOST are not used to that it is obvious on this site. Trust me what you seen is nothing in comparison what THE PEOPLE OFFLINE see. Consider yourself blessed. I do not cause trouble for expressing my opinions and others who are stuck in TIME CAPSULE need to get on with the program. Plus too many babies playing in an adult playground.

Men are like worms, they messes up where ever they are.

akwaowoudo:
@ Mrs. Eve

I have a great deal of respect for women and not a sow that calls herself Eve. How can one cause a stampede that she has regretted her statue of creation to the extent of digressing to the family of sudae. Oh! -My God; _He laughs! When a polyestrous animal (pig) is about to reproduce, she showcases much symptoms _like undue noise, climbing of other animals (eve can expantiate), pronounced restlessness _as could be shown in her indecent typing, loss of appetite which may lead to low memory in brain.
Oh what a painful oestrous cycle eve has to go through to bear her kind. I beg of NL to ask this few questions _what is a sow (eve) doing in NL? Has the sow (eve) undergone a quarantine check? What about the dungs she is expelling? I'ld soon be back to get the answers.

Too much rice stew and not enough fiber is not good for the brain or the body. Take some fiber tablet and eat an apple. You will feel much better and you will write coherently. Good Luck!

[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=571171.msg7372169#msg7372169 date=1292835784]@Everyone: Must you all pelt her with names? Seriously people, lets all grow up.

@OP: Men  are. . . Intriguing [/quote]Hey Inkie!

190:
rubbish sick op

Correction: OP is a sick and rubbish freak! I know you only have limited time online. I see you didn't find the rest of your brain Hard to do on a timed cyber space huh?

bennygee:
U guys don't hv to be hard on Ms Eve,its not her fault dt good d*cks don't come her way.we just hv to blame her pigfaced father.she's just payin the price of bein ugly.the pretty faced and well mannered girls hv good guys @ their beck and call.
Ms dicklessEve,pls plead wit Mr Cork to help u hv a merry christmas or else,
Cobweb go just dey grow for your kini

I seriously doubt you have one. But, hey penile implant trend is steady climbing. Good Luck!

[quote author=Ijele-igbo link=topic=571171.msg7372437#msg7372437 date=1292838342]You better tell Eve your friend to take caution when talkin about men.[/quote]She don't need to caution me, I have ALREADY TALKED ABOUT YOUR KIND. You are not going to do shit but type and cry, boy.

Awww, Mr cock alive! Hey!

Awww, you want to evict me and mr cock, if you do all you will hear is crickets,

Come on mr cock, let go to Kenyanland. We get our own hut!

If you really love us, PLEASE accept the gift by drinking the venom.

Phate07:

Apparently, she enjoys making foolish comments.

Speaking from experience I see

Unfortunately.

Ikedonn:
Must a fool make a comment?

Gbam! How does it feel winning the THE BIGGEST FOOL award?

Aww, I guess having man is the greatest accomplishment in a woman's life Nigerian style huh?

I guess legalized wife beating is necessary to "supplement" the lack of huh? Oh, it so great to have a man! Yay! (coughing and snickering)

I am basically saying that you men can carry couches on your head. I shot my foot because I don't think telephones and other man made things are necessities? Hmm.

Let me think what else you men can be good for as well while I comb my hair. While I am thinking of something good,

Let me expound on this, men are like mosquitos, they bite, suck, and infect as many as they can feed off.

(parading around in red short length dress with red pitchfork stilettos smiling all devilshly)

(cackling evilishly)

I see your rescue is too late Jaybee! (cackling evilishly)

jay bee:
Do you want me to list all our technological achievements that enables you lot?
Bridges, planes, automobiles, phones, x-ray machines, et al
Bleeping things up is because of the population.
No way on heart can we have stretch of cloth without having a stain on it. There you go, we are to be tolerated as our positives outweighs our negatives

Those technological achievement/advancement you have named is not a necessity and it man made. For I don't depend on anything that is man made for I have my God and Savior carry my footsteps. Now, you guys are to be tolerated because you guys invented blackberries? Sorry huh, I rather have the relaxation and peace of mind.

Now, I do agree the positive side about you men is that you guys can move couches on your head. Now that talent.

Well, you men do have a great ability of fucking up everything so I don't know about the advancement all over the world. The world is corrupted and polluted thanks to the men! Let give the men A GREAT big HAND!

You need a cape Jaybee, Captain Save A Pathetic Dick