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Hmm,

Poster, I concur.

You do not want these snotty nosed bassids on here Mygoldie!

Men sucks.

Okay, let me QUICKLY exit this thread,

slymm:
@mrs eve, you talk about my death certificate and obituary because i said stop talking?? You insult me with something as extreme as death because i question your use of words? Are you serious? I can not tell you how shocked i was to see your reply. How did i insult you to warrant such utterances? I have seen some of your posts before, andd except some1 is using your i.d, it is apparent you have made your bed in the gutter, and i will not even go down there. I suspect you will come here and say exactly what you said again with no remorse, but i have told myself you do not know me, and spewing hate filled words and using words like death the way you have shouldnt bother me. I have had arguments on this forum, but no post directed at me has shocked me the way yours have. I hope you feel like a rockstar now? And p.s! I am not going anywhere near death yet, so you are going to have to make anothere christmas wish, pathetic!!!

As usual sarcasm isn't easy to detect. Carry on.

Dsense,

I finna leave and I might be all night, SEEING MISTER in one of his moods, SO BE GOOD and don't get banned okay?

See ya tomorrow!

Okay Nairalanders! Keep spreading the love! My husband IS trying to boss me off Nairaland, WHATEVER, Ladies LET YOUR MAN think HE RUNNING thangs when he ain't! I will see yall tomorrow! Be LOVING YALL!

The original title was In love with a pi,

but you know NAIRALAND CENSORS certain words

Have you ever been in love with a love-vendor?

Oh, Omoloa, my future children auntee who will keep them in Africa.

I am a NON-NIGERIAN and I don't go GAGA over NIGERIAN MEN, they ain't nobody special

I don't like it when WOMEN keep flirting and messing with my boo Dsense! I don't like that shit!

Firearm:


The usual
Lemme have it dripping hot

Uhmm, medically speaking you do not WANT ANYTHING that is not edible to be dripping hot. Just saying, TYENOL doesn't cure everything.

The sweetest thing was:

"Booty out and legs spread"

Adag,

Apologies accepted and please accept mine with venom dipped.

Sex sucks huh?

Mrs. Eve's love shout outs:

Dsense, I love you like a brother I never had.  You are romantic and will make a good husband to a lucky sister some day when you finish with your hoeing!  

Mr. Cock, I still want you to take some poisonous butter spread and slowly decay away.  I mean that with love.  

Jaybee, I think of you as a babysitter who used to look at me when I takes showers during my teen years and you are cool cat who I would like to meet during my stay in London in the next few summers. Now, I have to introduce you to my husband as my old babysitter.  Just go along with it.

Furry Az, I still think you one ugly sloth with green and white adidas. I mean that with love.  

Inkie, I love you like a sister from another mother!

Mygoldie, you that aunt I used to follow around who would have a beer in her hand SHOUTING "NIGGAS AIN'T SHIT"!

Iice, Girl, I get your twisted comments!

Mz Dark, You my baby sister!

Carolece, You the long lost cousin on the father's grandmother's uncle's nephew's side.

Odunnu, You are my official nairaland accounts keeper  

Google, You the chick I can count on when I want taba!  

Ochi, You a pervert!

Tipia, You my partner in crime!

Mediatrix, Bless your heart!

Ms. Potato, nairaland romance novelist!

Everybody else, MAY THE SPIRIT be with you and psychologists find strength not to kill themselves!

I heard Jada is bi sexual!!! Is that true? They said she got girlfriends on the side while she screwing her husband Will. Now, I have said that open relationship is fun but it don't have to involve sex. You can have spouse swap as a way for understanding what you not use to and appreciate your spouse more.

I know some couple who have a sexless open relationship and one day of a month each do a spouse swap for that day with no sex involve and no kissing. Just purely platonic and informative. What do you guys think about that?

[quote author=Ochi_Agha link=topic=570373.msg7358661#msg7358661 date=1292626473]You better not tell your Igbo husband! No Igbo man would support that. We are very possessive! [/quote]You a damn lie! Igbo men are some freaks! They some Hot sommabishes and open relationships allow them to be FREE AS A BIRD, you know I ain't lying!

Well, I believe in spicing up the bedroom and open relationships can be fun, now the task would be GETTING MY HUSBAND TO JOIN on board,

Firearm:
^^^

Emmm can we start an open relationship ma'am?

Sure! See if your girl down for it, We can do the exchange on Sundays deal?

Mygoldie:
umm @ MrsEve

What you disagree with me?
[quote author=D-sense link=topic=570373.msg7358360#msg7358360 date=1292622670]OP.
If people don't like open relationship tell them to make it a close relationship . . .Means '''To always close the door when having intimacy'' [/quote]Wanna join in?

I support open relationships, THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH OPEN RELATIONSHIPS,

GOOD! I need to work harder, there a few mo niggas need to give up!

You should, you are not having any successful luck,

jay bee:
What if the cock blocking has something to do with immature girls rather than the dude's game?
What's the point in allowing someone influence your decision? Only kids need confirmation/reassurances before taking a step.
feel me?

I wouldn't know that Jaybee for I don't hang with children.  If you couldn't get a chick based on whatever you was spitting that day I am sure when you go to the club you checking chicks out.  I know it not the drink that brought you to the club in first place anyhow and if another chick can cock block then THE CHICK in question doesn't want you, as I stated previously if a chick want you NOTHING can stop her from approaching you or giving you the digits even if the friend tugging her sleeves.

I stated previously I do not meddle in other children's personal affairs for I have my own man to relations with.  I have never cock blocked and usually the one matching people up.  

See that SIXTH SENSE was clogged with TABA,

kokoye:
^^^

Yup. in my teenage years

What happened? You was shipped to an all boys camp?

Specialist900:
gladly, i raise up my hands. Any reward/prize for me?

Was it by choice?

kokoye:
^^^

Oh!!

is something going on btw you two that we NEED to know about??  I remember the thread Eve creating askign to meet you in some strange afterlife

_{staying back @ work for this gist  . .} 

You need to LET THE ADULTS handle this,

No, Jaybee I am not concluding anything too fast, YOU CALLED/ASKED me if I am a cock blocker, THAT WHAT DUDE tell a person when they can't catch their victim,

ebonyvibe:
ALL OVER THE WORLD THERE ARE ABUSED WOMEN IT IS NOT PARTICULAR TO ONE RACE / COUNTRY

@ MRS EVE SORRY O WHAT COUNTRY ARE NIGGAS FROM. I THOT I IS A DEGRADING WORD FOR BLACK PEOPLE AND IF YOU ARE SAYING ALL BLACK MEN BEAT THEIR WIVES THAT IS ABSOLUTELY UNTRUE CORRECTION

I didn't say that ALL BLACK MEN beat their wives, and I have stated that ABUSE IS WORLD WIDE,

A nigga is not only offensive to ONE RACE, it offensive to anyone it is implied to.

Any men in here HAVE PRACTICED CELIBACY for more than a year?