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Why would I want to wash my husband's father nassy arse clothes?  That is STONE AGE ISH!

Wake up this is 2010! The DO IT YOURSELF AGE IS in trend!  

Why am I evil because I am a realist Koyoke?

I suggest women go get some thongs and bra and show every man possible their purchase and get a feedback on what other men think about their purchases,

Victoria's Secret have some nice aroma therapy products, I might make a purchase soon, I saw this nice candle set with aroma oil that will set the mood of the night straight!

Awwww Mr cock I appreciates the attention but give your followers the attention they are begging from you, THANKS AND GOOD BYE

It seems though people will kiss their WIVES OR HUSBANDS IN PUBLIC but they won't do their boyfriends or girlfriends in public,


IF you can screw them BEHIND CLOSED DOORS, you can kiss them in front of open doors

I think women should show other men their Victoria's Secret if they going to show their man why not show others, because that defeat the purpose of it being VICTORIA'S SECRET,

When I am with the girls, I talk about why the guys always scratchin their nuts in public and the girls play GUESS THAT THE SIZE OF HIS WEASEL GAME, they usually plus and minus ten inches!

Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't huh?

[quote author=D-sense link=topic=562813.msg7278768#msg7278768 date=1291609029]Yahoo sorry i mean Google! how re doin?
It's all bout being romantic dear. . .It hapens naturally thou sometimes i try getting ma head straight but won't still work ''I must dream'' . . .It's all bout being prepared for the prospective life here to arrive and.The funny part of this is after waking up from this dream hgohohohoh . . . . U just fill like commiting suicide as u would love going back to the atmosphere whcih accidentally repeat itself the next day! . . . . But all these thing are attributed to old days' thang . . . .Nothing  these anymore. . . .  .We all believe and dream of what we see or have seen!![/quote]Hey Dsense boo! I dreamt my husband befo I met him now the face wasn't shown as concise as you looking at the screen but the scenery and surrounding were similar. When I met my husband the exact scenes happened from my dream with a little alterations but the ambience were the same, Interesting huh?

190:
[color=deeppink]I have dreamt of so many people yet only eleven of these dream came tru and the rest Failed

I dreamt of:

Free cocoa
Missy B
Mama-gee
Omolola
Mzdarksin
MyGoldie
Ms.eve
opelovely
Odum/Odunnu
Tpiah
Mediatrix the matrix factor
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I rebuke thee in the name of Jesus Christ, Amen!  

I remembered I called my husband's coworker by accident and I thought I was calling my cousin but the dude sounded similar to my cousin so we having this conversation, the coworker thought that I knew he was so he didn't question and I didn't pay attention until the coworker was like do your husband know you talking to me?

So it could be she thought those chicks were his sisters?

iice:
[color=#9900ff]Can barely understand what the whole thing is about
Calls other girls for you to do what? Is she like your love-vendor or bill collector?
All these naija colloquialisms sef [/color]

GBAM! (laughing) I was on the floor when I read "is she like your love-vendor or bill collector"? Iice you need the prayers girl! You had me crying!

She is not that into you,

Well, I have heard people say that they dreamt their husbands and wives before meeting them and I can vouched for that as well. I dreamt mine before I met him but I thought I was just having a wet dream!

In the Scrabble Stack, you can't use points already given punk!

You better go freshen up on your shopping there are different kind of Scrabble games now, not that 1932 game you found at the garage sale!

The quality of a husband is what he has between his legs!

Some women will do anything for a piece of penis

She is not that into you and I think she just wants you for your nairas!

A good husband is strong and agile

Phate,

How do I have a lover when the only person I am with is my husband? I don't play those games and I don't roll like that suga!

I am not that type of woman.

My husband is very open when it come to communicating however he doesn't like people all in his relationship business,

I guess it good to be secretive at some and open at others,

We don't need to know the details of your screwing! That should be secretive!

So if your guy said Hey Phate, I seen a dude with a bigger penis than yours, and it was pretty and fat! I want to tap that really bad.

You would be smiling still?

Phate07:

Nay, thats a quality of a good lover!

Nairaland have corrupted me! I don't know why I have these naughty thoughts in my head and I want to act them out! Is that a good quality of a wife?

Hello People!

Have you ever compared yourself or your mate with another person?  For example, your friend have this chick who have a nice body and she is well educated but her personality sucks?  You say well my mate may not have a banging body but she has a nice personality and she can sing. 

I have noticed that people compare themselves and their mates with other people.  Would you be upset if your mate compared you with his or her ex?  Or the next door neighbor?  Do you think that people feeds off comparison to make themselves feel better or worse?

Have you ever compared yourself or mate with others?