₦airaland Forum

kokoye:
When it comes to stuff like that, I will set the record straight.

we all come here to joke and have fun but you never know who is choosing to take our lines seriously.

Some peeps on here already believe I patronize hookers because of an earlier post. . . smh

I hear ya Koyoke. You and I think alike and can understand each others joke! You ain't my husband is you? (looking in the back) Nawl, my husband don't like Gucci shoes anyways! I believe you when you said you love your wife and monogamous because we speak highly of our spouses that what people who in love and love their spouses do. So I hear ya suga! I trust my husband with my life so as he I.

[quote author=cou-gar link=topic=563392.msg7284161#msg7284161 date=1291672902]why should i pay to have my slinky sucked? i thought it's a given, isn't it?[/quote]Not with hoes it aint!

Koyoke,

You do know that there are Nigerians who actually HATE BEING NIGERIAN OR THEMSELVES,

[quote author=cou-gar link=topic=563392.msg7284128#msg7284128 date=1291672706]but married men use bitches too. i have been told there are some certain bedroom skills the wife is not comfortbale with but a Follow will do without hassles. [/quote]Hell, if you pay the right PRICE I WOULD SUCK YOUR PENIS BACKWARDS!

How dare you tell him you married Koyoke!  Now he can't say you use the ho services for pleasure!

Medji,

You do know that there are more EASTERN MOFOS in USA than there is Western mofos right? So why would the be influenced to what they ALREADY ARE?

[quote author=cou-gar link=topic=563369.msg7283863#msg7283863 date=1291669885]when you see most naija men dating white women, it's because the naija man needs to gain his residential status. of what use is a pretty naija chic with no papers to a newly-arrived migrant who wants to stay abroad for a long time?[/quote]DISCLAIMER: I am not supporting nor on anybody side, however when I see DISCREPANCIES, I must speak on it.

I am not Nigerian and however I am married to a Nigerian man, I refused to allow you to slander Nigeria's image because I know for a fact that NOT Nigeria's motto however what one or few people do does not REPRESENT Nigeria as a whole. So again, if that what you feel then that what you feel but do not assume that when you see a Nigerian brother that he is using the chick. That just like me saying when I see a white man with a little girl he is molesting her.

I do know for a fact there are AFRICAN MEN AND WOMEN who use American, English, and Asian people for residency and money HOWEVER that does not represent the CORE OF AFRICAN'S MORALITY. If you get caught up with a scammer oh well move on and life will continue. But do not let one person's tribulations be yours.

Now I do say that I have heard some African brothers that say that WHITE WOMEN REPRESENT GOLD AND PROSPERITY, what them idiots don't realize that white women just as broke and gold digging tendencies as the black women, asian woman, indian, women, and arabic women.

kokoye:
^^^



may thunder bulla your mammary glands!!

That alotta thunda! But on the serious note why do people make a big deal about last names?

You mean to them criminals? (running from the thread)

Why is this a big deal? Why the world come tumbling down when a woman doesn't take her husband's last name? Why are you so insecure about a last name? Why so many of you lonely and miserable because you couldn't take the stick out of your anus? Geez!

I do agree with the poster when I see Nigerian men marrying or dating ugly white women. Not saying that there aren't any pretty white women because there are. However white women do not age very well and many of them looks older than what they are.

So maybe that why poster assumed that they aren't pretty. There are ugly blacks but not as much as ugly whites, Sorry,


Poster, if they want an ugly white chick let them be. It not your place to tell someone who they should date or marry. Just like it not a Nigerian sister place to tell her Nigerian brother who he should marry or date. It a person's choice and they have to live with their decisions not you. Ugly white women need love too!

REALITY101:
Babes, yes it's because they can afford feeding the whole village not like the stingy whites. Such ceremony ain't suppose to be private because something some of them/us plan doing once and for all.

So on your wedding it was you and your hubby alone?

Unfortunately it wasn't Reality. It should have been just me and my husband. We had to feed and quench a buncha mofos. Weddings can be private or public. Weddings is what you make it and if you want just you and your mate why not. It your choice.

A big, fat, black, and meaty gift keep me well at night

moonraker:
ladies and gent,

it is now clear that the creator of this thread doesnt know what shes talking abt,

she should be ignored!!! frm now on.

I hope that Mrs Eve is married thiught, becos if yur not, then my guess is that u could

never get those stuff up their by yurself, and if you are, then well, i hope that yur husband

finds you deserving enough to get yu one of those. although i really doubt it considering your attitude!!!

(laughing and crying gleefully) Awww said a BROKE NIGGA!

(driving in and looking and drives off)

I see the gay movement is sweeping UK!

mediatrix8:
I don't keep a diary but as a Woman I know my cycle.Ask your baby,she will know it unless she has irregular cycle.

Nigerian Wedding?That's wow! I have seen many on movies and on line videos, indeed, a lot of fun, I don't know if i am that strong if it happened for real, let see, later then, I'll tell yah

Girl, them Nigerian weddings aint all that but make sure you have enough food to FEED THE ENTIRE VILLAGE cos they do pop up if you having a traditional wedding. It aint like at home where people have official invitations to pop up. If people walking past they will go in and sit down asking for peppered soup and fufu,

Also there are alot of drinking involved and too many niggas around, just be prepared for a day of some people acting a damn fool, because some people can't hold their liquors!

But enjoy!

Poster,

You can have sex with her and wait six months later to see if she is Positive or Negative,

kokoye:
you wrong for that

I wasnt referring to scented candles . . .I meant jugs and goodgoods.

I would wait until Mrs. Koyoke showcased her purchases first so I can have an example of how to do it right!

Sure, I would put my candles and oils up when I get them Koyoke!

I don't buy Victoria's Secret wrongs nor nipple coverings,

chic2pimp:
Well the hole inbetween your thighs gives you peeps even more of an advantage. So you people should be the one doing the giving, no?
Get behind thee . . . . .Learn to give Dearie instead of receiving everytime

I don't need to learn ISH, I give as well as I received but EVERYTHING is not meant for the mouth either. REMEMBER THAT, put it in my mouth you gon wish LORENA BOBBIT was the one giving you the mouth treatment!