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vizboy: I would like to audition but My mom tolded me I shouldnt did the audition. Well any day she gavnt me the permission I might apply.

CHYKMAN: *enters and leaves with a straight face*

bin gbagbo: yo, its the jokes president Bin Gbagbo A.K.A BG calling.
BG alongside PROJAN and NPJC is bringing to you BIG BROTHER JOKES SECTION.
Audition is running from this minute till the 29th of August 2013, after which ten ( 10 ) of the funniest posters will be confined in the real BIG BROTHER JOKES HOUSE ( THREAD) for 30 days to elect BIG BROTHER JOKES 2013.

[b]How to audition
just get on this thread and post anything interesting ( funny, educative, informing, weird, mind-boggling ). Remember you can post as many as possible.

BIG BROTHER JOKES, taking jokes section to the next level.

sponsors: Allomo bitters, Facebook, Nairaland, PROJAN, Npjc, Microsoft, MTN, pepsi, BOKO-HARAM, AL SHABAB, AL QAEDA, HAMAZ, HEZBOLLAH, ROBERT MUGABE and FIFA.

First prize=free Return ticket to Egypt

Second Prize= spend three free nights with freecocoa if you are a guy, and also three free nights with born2fuck if you are a lady

Third Prize=Album record deal with donjazzy, whether u can sing or not u must still record

Fourth Prize=spend an entire week with BOKO HARAM

Audition now!!!!!!!! [/b]

Royal^Pearl^:
Lol i now believe some men can do anything, even a cow as long as she has the necessary parts

bunmioguns: Dear, let enter inside and kukere

kokoA: you old o.. Choi! Mine include 321contact, story land, tele match, voltrun, terahawks, speakout, kidivision 101, Obid video, behind the clouds, after the storm, byound our dreams, family circle.

ohaleoghene: I have so many male friends already .

bin gbagbo: Akpos and his best friend
Ofego sat in the exam hall to
write their final year exam.
Ofego had studied very well
for the paper while Akpos
had not. This is what went on between
them in the exam hall.
INVIGILATOR: 10 minutes to
Stop work.
AKPOS: Ofego are you done
with the theory?. Ofego: Yes but am now doing
the objectives.
AKPOS: Ok then pass the
theory to me for me to copy
cos i have not done anything.
Ofego: is that so? Ok take it and copy cos time
is not on our side.
AKPOS: Thanks!
INVIGILATOR: Get ready to
stop work......
Ofego: Hey Akpos give me my paper.
AKPOS: Oh Ofego i couldn't do
it o...it was
too many, so i cancelled ur
name and wrote my name
there. Ofego: What!!!
INVIGILATOR: Stop work!!!

Web Contractor: Seconded!
Mukina please ban Seun
So funny!!

sexymoma: To me i think it the food, forum games and jokes forum.
God!!! it so annoying when you post a topic and you see no one to comment on it what if that thing is so urgent and you really need people's help.
I think the family forum too is now becoming weak.
NL i need your contributions.






Mods Pleeeeeeease Front Page.

girlyly: which country you dey watch all this ones? people wont comment o......talk of : tales by moonlight,wili wili, speak out....etc

Mynd_44: It is

hornipipe: so you know how her body functions