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''What are you doing with my girlfriend?'',Cfcfan asked angrily.
Bin who was too terrified pushed Cfcfan aside and ran away. This really annoyed Cfcfan and he determined that he was going to sue Bin.
When he got to the house of Sincerenigerian,he explained to him why he visited. Sincerenigerian was a man who loved money than anything in this world. Any case brought to him must be accompanied by money.
When Cfcfan finished explaining,sincerenigerian asked for some money.
''I don't have money,as you know,I'm a bricklayer and it hasn't been easy all this while,please help me'',Cfcfan said tearfully.
''I can't do anything on the case unless you bring some money'',sincerenigerian replied arrogantly.
Cfcfan walked out morosely,he started thinking of what he would do to Bin,he knew if he doesn't find a means of paying sincerenigerian,Bin might end up snatching Adaobi away from him. So he resolved to meet Foxy rebirth,the herbalist that had a fearsome reputation as an herbalist,many people believed he was the one who got Musiwa and Dani1luv mad because they stole his goat.
So he went to foxy's shrine and told Foxy that he wants to be rich.
''You want to be rich?",foxy asked.
''Yes baba,I want to be the richest man on earth''
"Then you will have to sacrifice something".
"What is it?,he began,I'm going to give out anything just to get rich''.
''You are going to sacrifice your manhood".
"What?,you mean I'm never going to get a girl pregnant again?'',Cfcfan asked.
"Yes,you won't be able to impregnate a girl again".
Cfcfan thought about this for a minute and replied...

Adaobi was the only matured and ripe virgin in the country. Every man's dream in the country was for her to be their wife,but out of all this men,Cfcfan was Adaobi's choice.
Bin gbagbo who has also been eyeing Adaobi for a long time ago was so disappointed that Cfcfan now has an upper hand over him. So he determined one day that he would try to woo Adaobi.
When the time came,Bin gbagbo went to Adaobi's house and hid at the backyard. After about 30mins of hiding and when he didn't see or hear any movement around or inside the house,he resolved to check in.
When he got inside,he saw Adaobi sleeping on the bed,so he went to her side and touched her slightly,Adaobi who was fast asleep rose up as if being pricked by a pin and was even more suprised when she saw Bin.
''Don't shout,I came here to tell you something important'',Bin said touching her lips so she won't shout.
Bin was still trying to calm her down when Cfcfan,Adaobi's boyfriend came in......

Efemena_xy: Mr T!

You nor well o!

Why you come pair me with Mazi of all people?? D'you think I wanna kick the bucket early??

Nice story though. Like the frogs, goats and birds setting...Will be following closely

Kick bucket? never,you will only have access to a lot of foo-foo and akpu

bunmioguns: *carries my prettiebony inside the room and locks the door*

To do what?

[b]Suddenly,there was an intrude on the door which brought me out of my reverie. I looked up and saw that the intruder was the same girl I danced with the previous night. Fear gripped me and I was suprised to see her. She stared at me as if it was her first time seeing me.
''Would you stop staring at me and take a shower,you look horrible'',she said.
''How did I get here?'',I asked.
''I guess you drank too much yesterday,she began,and when I saw you were in a bad shape,I had to carry you to my room''.
I was too embarassed to speak,I tried to speak,but the words hanged in my mouth.
''I should excuse you,so you can take a shower,I have washed your clothes,it should be dry by now,when you are ready to leave you can drop the key under the footmat'',she said as she closed the door.
I stood up and went into the shower,got myself dressed and moved out.
I started pondering on what happened during the past 24hours; how would a girl help a male stranger like me? I was however pleased that I knew her hostel but was a bit disappointed that she had not been demonstrative in her behaviour towards me,she sounded too casual,I was even more disappointed that she might think I'm the alcoholic type. But honestly I was happy because of what the drink did to me,it gave me the courage to knock off the initial shyness I always have when trying to speak to unknown girls.
I walked to my hostel and found out that Kolade,my roommate wasn't at home,so I just lied down and I started reading an old magazine.[/b]

PretiEbony: Hmm... Another one from Mr. T

interesting!

Thanks,but wait what are you doing in the lit. sec

elyna: interesting.

thanks

[b] I couldn't take my eyes away from her. I started thinking, ''Haa,Oh my God!,This is what I call beauty,her beauty cannot be compared,her dark long hair is like those beautiful woven looms used in the olden days,her dimples are so deep you could put a kobo into it,she really is an epitome of beauty.
She was sitting on a chair alone,I moved towards her and sat beside her,she looked at me and I smiled at her,but she looked as if she was not interested in talking with me.
''Why ain't you on the dance floor'',I asked.
''I don't dance'',she replied arrogantly.
I was so suprised with her arrogancy and even more suprised with her beauty when she talks.
''You don't dance?,don't you have a boyfriend?,I asked.
She gave me a quizzical look and replied, ''I have but he is in 300level''.
''So why is he not here with you?''.
''He is not the party type'',She said more relaxed.
''Wow,anyway do you mind if I buy you a drink''.
''Okay,no problem'',She replied politely.
I moved to the lady selling drinks and ordered for two bottles of fanta. I collected the drinks after paying and returned to the table and I found her looking bored.
''I'm sorry for delaying'',I said as I sat down''.
''I thought you were never coming back''.
''No,there was so many people trying to buy drinks,so it wasn't easy getting the attention of the lady.
I opened the drinks and we drank in silence.I occasionally took glances at her and I imagined if she would ever be my girl.
''What level and department are you?I asked trying to break the silence that has ruled over us for the past 10mins.
''I'm a fresher and I'm a physics student'',She said without looking at me.
''That is nice,I'm also a fresher,I'm in CPS(Crop Production Science)''.
''Really?,you don't look like a fresher''.
I didn't pick up the humour in her sentence and I replied her,''I'm serious,I'm not lieing''.
''I believe you'',She said and we both laughed.
Once again,we stared into space and silence came over.I saw Kolade dancing with a girl on the dance floor and I felt like dancing.
''Do you mind if I take you to the dance floor?''I asked.
''I told you earlier that I don't dance''.
''I can teach you how to dance,it is nothing spectacular and I promise it would be fun''I said.
I quickly took her hands and pulled her up before she could reply. I led her to the dance floor and we started dancing. We danced until I started feeling dizzy,I remembered that I was acting funny,I started hearing strange voices and......[/b]

adaobi123: How can I be a wife and a virgin at the same time ?

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Mescopaul: what did u see

coming soon...

This is the tale of a small country which consists of more than a million people...

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The frogs croaked happily,the goats bleated happily,the birds whistled happily and everything that had life in it was happy for it was the day Seun Osewa was to make a thanksgiving ceremony after defeating Mazi Omenuko in the presidential election with a margin of about 250,000 votes having 600,000votes and Mazi having 350,000votes. The multi-million naira hall situated in the politics section of the country was the designated venue. Everybody was waiting eagerly for the arrival of Mr.Seun and his officials.
Suddenly,Seun and Mukina and his ADC'S(Psky and dyeasy)stepped out of the executive car. Seun who wore a black suit stepped out of the car happily while Mukina the first lady wore a gold blouse and a gold wrapper with a gold shoe and gold bag to match. She smiled happily and walked stylishly beside her husband.
After everybody was seated,Bin gbagbo,a talkative and comedian was the MC,he introduced the dignitaries and told Seun to make his Speech.
Seun stood up and said, ''I'm happy to be here with you this glorious day and i'm glad to be your voted president after defeating that glutton called Mazi'' and he went on and on and on......


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Meanwhile,Mazi and his wife Efemena were at home lamenting over the loss.
''I can't believe I lost to that i.d.i.o.t.'',said Mazi.
''I'm sure he rigged the election,maybe it would be better if you sue him to court'',Efemena replied.
Mazi thought about what his wife said and sighed.
''That would be a good decision,I'm going to file a case against him tomorrow morning.
And the battle line was drawn......

-This story is a fictional one,so all characters in this play either directly or indirectly in this story is not true.







Thanks to my oga's at the top(dyeasy and bin gbagbo) for bringing up the idea of using monickers in Nairaland to bring up a story.
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CHARACTERS-

-Bin gbagbo-A renowed comedian and talkative.
-Seun and Mukina-President and First Lady.
-Mazi Omenuko-Politician.
-Efemena Xy-Wife of Mazi Omenuko.
-Bunmioguns and Pretiebony-Husband and wife.
-Adaobi-A virgin and Cfcfan's wife.
-Cfcfan-Adaobi's husband.
-Drizzle-Popular musician.
-Dani1luv and Musiwa-Madmen.
-Foxy rebirth-Herbalist.
-Jarus-Seun's only son.
-Psky and dyeasy-Seun's ADC.
-Sincerenigerian-Chief Justice.
-Mr. Cork-Trouble maker.
-Ogugua-Sexkillz's wife and Seun's concubine.
-Sexkillz-Ogugua's husband.
-El Guapo-Policeman.

[b] ''Where am I?'',I asked myself. I was wondering where I was when I woke up from my sleep. I rose up from the bed and I saw that I was not in my room. This baffled me,I kept asking myself where I was. I felt a sharp pain in my left abdomen and an headache. I hit my head in order to remember what happened the night before and it came gradually,I started remembering what happened the previous night.
It was the fresher's night,I could remember,I and a couple of my friends including my roommate Kolade went to the night. When we got there,people were already on the dance floor,we were too shy to go to the dance floor,so we just sat on a chair far away from others.
Later on,Yomi one of my close friend stood up and urged us to get ourselves some beers and we all agreed. We started drinking and when we satisfied ourselves with the drinks,we went to the dance floor.
. There,I started feeling dizzy due to the effect of the alcohol I took but yet I still managed to control myself. Then I saw something that struck my eyes,something that I had never or ever imagined that I would see.[/b]

Watching....