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Liar,i'm sure jim has visited dat place when he is nt emeka ike.I fear jim iyke pass any actor 4 nollywood n ghollywood xcept 4 michel majid

dewaskillz: itz so obvious dat all dis guyz wia frustated b4 gaining admission*sorry o*some1 life was at risk and d topic now is abt d mode of gaining admission

r u high?sum1's life was at risk?4ck dem all esp.dose in power,i think need another revolution.
I don't knw wat d guy said dat u won't let him be?When he has been embezzling our money,did he ever rem.d masses,thank God he s stil alive,i won't b sorry 4 him bt 4 his family(does 4ucking politicians)if nt dat nigerians r so daft n dumb at d xame tym,sum1 xpressd his opinion n u kept on abusing him,smh.

What is wrong with this section,the mods r nt doing dere work properly,why posting irrelevant topics on d frontpage like a nairalander chilling with 2face,what is xo special about that.What of if it is photoshop handwork,and the tonto dikeh stuffs,i don't really knw wat is wrong with dis mods.,if tonto dikeh hisses,it must get to the frontpage,smh*rubbish* *I wouldn't be susprised if dis thread is moved to jokes section*

aneke mary: Don't even Laugh....

Folake came to Benin on a visit.
She asked me for tђε 10k I promised her. I then told her that I was on my way to Abuja, that she should take my ATM card &withdraw all she wants.
(Knowing fully well that I had less than 3k in d account)
As soon as she kissed me & left, I quickly left tђε house knowing she will come crying back to me.
As I got to my junction Sonuga-Sonex, 'Deji my friend,called me on phone saying "Kola, thanks a lot I've paid tђε 80k back into uя account".
Mheeeen, see sweat!
Tried calling folake's phone, switched off.
Next thing, debit alerts: 40k, 40k, even 2k.
Next thing I knew, I found myself on hospital bed. Now they are asking me what happened? But what will I say

Happy b.day,LLNP

maar!a:
Teacher: Akpors,what is a period??

Akpors:Sir,I dont know it,but i think it is a very dangerous thing

Teacher:why do you say so??

Akpors:well,when my sister told mom and dad that she has missed her ""Period"" for six months,my mom fainted,my father got a heart attack and the garden boy ran away,

so i dont think period is a good thing...

do you agree with Akpos point of view?

old joke

ekenedegreat: Every rich man is a ritualist.

Xymc...:

see big teeth,yeah

Apart 4rm awolowo,i respect ojukwu 4 wat he tried 2 do den,he said dere s no hope in d gov.den n d future gov.bt ppl misunderstood him thinking he wantd 2 b a leader,i once hate him myself bt later i saw wat he ws talking bout,if nig av broken up then,dere won't b much problems lik we r having 2day,so sad

cr7lomo.:
am sorry but i dont agree with u on this. burahi is definately the best because he killd corruption and dealt with those democratic criminals that looted us down. obasanjo is the worst tin dat has eva happened to this country, check out our economy since abacha died.

obasanjo increased fuel from 13 naira to 70 naira during his time b4 yaradua reduced it slightly

dollar was btw 70 and 80 naira when obj entered and it increased to 140/150

what of nepa, at least we cud manage small light but now nepa is nw almost constant darkness so as our roads

corruption is now a way of life in naija, he neva fought corruption only created efcc to tackle his enemies

bringin GSM in2 the country is no achievement because any oda president wud hav don dat and dont 4get dat the former *555*1 dat naija mtn customers were using to reload was a fraud as the *1* was his commission and that lasted till he left d office. obj is d biggest criminal dat naija has eva witnessd tho he was coding his activities. i am not tribalistic but he made yoruba people look bad as dat was the 1st time dat a yoruba man wud b given power and he messd up heavily. his d reason y we r suffering nw and fela said it dat obj is a very wicked man of all leaders dat he has seen, he said his even worse dat ibb

100000000000000 likes
u r d 1st person dat said sumtin reasonable,i didn't want 2 comment bt i couldn't resist wat i saw in ur post,obj disappointed d yorubas,created efcc in order 2 fight his enemies,sold almost all government parastatals,encouraged corruption and also killed innocent ppl,tank God he was nt given d 3rd chance,coz it wuld av been xo disastrous.
Goodluck is also clueless,no positive results in Nig.,also encourages corruption
Best xo far,no 1 bt i stil go 4 muritala,during his 6month tenure,he stopped corruption,d first president to fire mur dan 500 corrupt officials n yaradua,declaration of asset,denouncing godfatherism,reducing fuel's price

Please be honest to give an answer! A girl of
24 mistakenly sent an sms to
her father saying: Sweetheart,I don't want to
abort
this pregnancy because it may
damage my womb and don't
forget this will be the 17th
pregnancy I will abort for you.
Don't worry I'm preparing my parent's food,I
will poison them so
we can acquire their properties
and live fine. Love you dear!Question: What
will you do if you were her father?

Akpos is now graduate having studied Yoruba Language in school and is now a corper posted to a school. He was among the invigilators in a GCE exams holding in the school he was serving. Right inside the school when the exam going on, one sexy girl who was wearing a very short skirt and looking gorgeous was cutting eye for him, giving him a seductive look, so He went straight to the girl to find what her problem was, and he gave the girl the solution to the mathematics questions without thinking. So, after the exam, he followed the girl up to arrange of how he would meet her later and the girl said to him: "Do you think I'm a prostitute? All those actions I was displaying for you in the hall were fake, that’s my boyfriend waiting for me. Mugu and she laughed! Akpos laughed too and gently said!!! Awon elei !!!!You think I am a fool too!!! Do you think I read Mathematics?I studied Yoruba in school; allthose answers I gave to you were fake... The girl Shouted!!!! I don Die!!!
If you were the girl what will you do?

In America,
when a couple are abt 2 go 2bed,
sleeping on d same bed, theykiss
& says 2 each other:
"Good night my love"
In Britain they says "Sweet
dreams honey"
But in 9ja,
D husband wit muscles in his
voice, will say: Nkechi, Have u
locked d Gate?
What of d kitchen door &
windows?
Hope u off al d electrical
appliances?
Wake me very early, I av a meeting
wit my boss.
No good nights & he starts
snoring, Why?.

In America,
when a couple are abt 2 go 2bed,
sleeping on d same bed, theykiss
& says 2 each other:
"Good night my love"
In Britain they says "Sweet
dreams honey"
But in 9ja,
D husband wit muscles in his
voice, will say: Nkechi, Have u
locked d Gate?
What of d kitchen door &
windows?
Hope u off al d electrical
appliances?
Wake me very early, I av a meeting
wit my boss.
No good nights & he starts
snoring, Why?.

Oga: Akpos,i dont want my daughter
to be leaving dis house any more
before she gets pregnant,so i dont
want you to let her leave dis
compound.
Akpos: oga,you know say datur
daughter na sturborn girl.what of if
she try to force herself out.
Oga: fool! Use your head.
Akpos: ok Oga.
*Oga returned from work,he couldn't
find his daughter at home.
Oga: akpos,where is my daughter?
Akpos: oga dat ur daughter over
stuborn,so na im i come remmember
say u be talk say make i Use my
head..na im i begin to nod herteeth..
Oga: so where is she?.
Akpos: she dey hospital...
What wuld u do if u were d boss?

nnecar: Kenya specie I guess

PretiEbony: *smh*

Lagusta: Abeg go and sleep joor

wu s dis

Mr.T Anonymous:
I'm back again,
dat 4cking nairaland antispambot banned me 4 so long
If I get banned again,i'm gonna hack nairaland,dat is not a threat but a promise
where are my ogas@d top(bin gbagbo,bunmioguns,toygod,ekeroyal etc)
A suprise awaits you if you like this post
If you gets into this thread and you didn't like my post,then i'm gonna hack your account
Try to enter this thread and don't like this post and you would know i'm an international hacker

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Tureyogb: It seems u get prob 4 telln me dat rubish

probs like

Girl: hey baby, happy birthday
Boy: hey babe , and thank you (:
Girl: I'll be at your house at 7:30pm
Boy: okay babe, you promise?
Girl: yeah, I promise. I love you so much.. no matter what happens.
Boy: I love you too. I am going to cook for our dinner (:
Girl: okay baby (:
Exactly 7:30,
girl does not arrive...
1 hour goes by. 8:30 and the girl arrives....
Boy: hey babe.. What took you so long?
Girl: *hugs him*, sorry. There was a lot of traffic.
Boy: Its okay as long as you are here (: I bet you'rehungry.
They went went to dinner and ate and talked...
*boy phone rings* *Its the girls mom*
Boy: hello
Girls mom: ( crying ) son, I have to tell you something I am in the hospital right now my daughter just passed out.
Boy: ha? What are you talking about?
Girls mom: ( crying ) she was in a car crash a "hour ago" she did not make it.
Boy: "shocked" looks at his girl. The girl is in the dark holding a candle saying"Baby, I did not break my promise.."
If you were the guy,wetin you go do

I am looking for a Rich and caring Man, for a serious relationship... Halla at me ASAAP
You can check my picture below.....

sKeetz: Dude ur grammar is sickening I advice you put more time into ur English txt books than been a source of ridicule to urself

now this is d real joke

bunmioguns: Thief

same to you sir

I'm back again,
dat 4cking nairaland antispambot banned me 4 so long
If I get banned again,i'm gonna hack nairaland,dat is not a threat but a promise
where are my ogas@d top(bin gbagbo,bunmioguns,toygod,ekeroyal etc)
A suprise awaits you if you like this post
If you gets into this thread and you didn't like my post,then i'm gonna hack your account
Try to enter this thread and don't like this post and you would know i'm an international hacker

Tureyogb: U don't knw me so u av no right 2 tell me dat

liar

0Dynamic0: Lol... You better be joking cos if i wanna reply you, hehehe....you'll regret joining this forum!

is that a threat

I swear,i'm enjoying this

U are fugly

Tonto dikeh and karen igho fit represent nigeria

The dental technician is here