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 Jokes Etc › Re: Stupidity by MrTurkey(m): 5:21pm On Feb 28, 2008 |
reminds me of someone i used to know. . .  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: How To Draw A Cartoon Face From The Word "boy" by MrTurkey(m): 4:41pm On Feb 28, 2008 |
okay, i see the eyes and the outlines of a head, but i do not know where the mouth or nostrils is gonno come from  |
| Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by MrTurkey(m): 4:32pm On Feb 28, 2008 |
applicant  |
| Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by MrTurkey(m): 4:31pm On Feb 28, 2008 |
militant |
| Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by MrTurkey(m): 4:31pm On Feb 28, 2008 |
tyrant |
| Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by MrTurkey(m): 4:29pm On Feb 28, 2008 |
obama, proudly kenyan |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Uses Of The f - word by MrTurkey(m): 4:27pm On Feb 28, 2008 |
fork. . .nope, fuke. . .no, fick. . .not again, feck, oh, why can't i get this right? 4ck, 4k naaah, okay last try out now, Bleep ooops, no way whew |
| Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by MrTurkey(m): 4:18pm On Feb 28, 2008 |
shhh |
| Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by MrTurkey(m): 4:11pm On Feb 28, 2008 |
student |
| Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by MrTurkey(m): 4:11pm On Feb 28, 2008 |
impudent |
| Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by MrTurkey(m): 4:01pm On Feb 28, 2008 |
excess |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by MrTurkey(m): 3:54pm On Feb 28, 2008 |
glems webdezzi:oh sorry, i guess you have microscopic intorriclysis of the cornea, it has been blamed for eye conditions such as your's, thankfully, my eyes are well adapted to it, care for some eyeballs |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Bible Shockers! by MrTurkey(m): 11:45pm On Feb 27, 2008 |
a bunch of numbskulls all. . . |
| Romance › Re: What If Your Girlfriend, Stores Your Number With A Female Name? by MrTurkey(m): 11:28pm On Feb 27, 2008 |
haaa ! ! ! a girls name for a guy? the set up's a Bleep up, biiig fuckuuup. . . |
| Jokes Etc › Re: (my Father Has A Big Farm) Translate In Yoruba by MrTurkey(m): 8:30pm On Feb 27, 2008 |
delib:okay, thanks anyways for the words of encouragement, but that don't mean i share your sangre bro, and next time, please speak english okay |
| Jokes Etc › Re: (my Father Has A Big Farm) Translate In Yoruba by MrTurkey(m): 8:09pm On Feb 27, 2008 |
(sulking) and i only wanted to be fun. . . |
| Jokes Etc › Re: "what The Hell's Happening?" by MrTurkey(m): 8:05pm On Feb 27, 2008 |
urggghhh. . .someone is cominnngggggggg urggghhhhhhh . . . |
| Jokes Etc › Re: (my Father Has A Big Farm) Translate In Yoruba by MrTurkey(m): 7:16pm On Feb 27, 2008 |
delib:wow, you must be one lucky mother ___, if you had seen the type of insult that i was brewing for you, you would have had no choice than to dissapear in all your entirety from the face of this thread, but lemme allow peace to reign and prove to you that not every poster has the mind to be insultive to others, like y'all know, i'm a nice turkey |
| Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by MrTurkey(m): 7:10pm On Feb 27, 2008 |
fart (hmmmm some offensive odour) |
| Jokes Etc › Re: What Would You Do? by MrTurkey(m): 7:06pm On Feb 27, 2008 |
wow, this long thing is still on the road, i thought i confronted it the other time, okay just wait for me lemme get my long swordlike thing. . .  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: The Best Joke Ever! by MrTurkey(m): 6:55pm On Feb 27, 2008 |
okay, lets make a bet, me says she is female specie, you say he is male specie, so if i'm correct, you have to say "i'm a turkey five times"  , but if you're correct, i'm a turkey already |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by MrTurkey(m): 6:51pm On Feb 27, 2008 |
ermmm, field marshal, general, admiral, inspector general, gcon, gcfr, ofr, mon, general officer commanding, your awe inspiring self gunpoint (please ensure that your head maintains is present natural size) , please mind me if i am missing anything out, i would really want to know if you are an alien from outer space as you seem to be well versed in the spewing forth of phonetics and lingua. just a while ago, i thought we had seen the rebirth of the fourth reich, but see you are speaking something akin to the brothers up north now, or is your tongue a changeling? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: The Best Joke Ever! by MrTurkey(m): 6:40pm On Feb 27, 2008 |
| deola, this has to be one of the most stupidest show of tomfoolery that i have ever witnessed on nairaland, nice one and i also think you're a member of the female specie of humankind |
| Jokes Etc › Re: What Would You Do? by MrTurkey(m): 3:31pm On Feb 23, 2008 |
without wanting to act out any show of braggadacio, and with my innate martial arts abilities that was learned from the many scuffles and encounters of many creatures that had the intention of having me as a palatable meal, i will do the needful. i will put on my bravery armour, wield my legendary sword of courage, gird my loins with girdles of chivalry and engage this fierce monstrousity with a tenth of the powers that was given to me by the ancient warlords of turkeydom. in fact, the worm might ultimately just turn out to be a sparring partner as i doubt if i would break any sweat while defeating it |
| Jokes Etc › Re: If Na You Nko? Wetin You Go Do by MrTurkey(m): 3:22pm On Feb 23, 2008 |
kelly_joe:i'm not usually the one to join issues, but erm, kelly joe, did you see the big grin on my post, guess that means nothing to you, but to sane rational thinking people, it means fun, pun, joke, play, laugh do you get my drift, i ease stress, i don't give it and if you or anyone ain't down with that, then you can eat my shit really, how does turkey shit taste like, kelly joe when you're through, could you please share your experience with the house |
| Jokes Etc › Re: If Na You Nko? Wetin You Go Do by MrTurkey(m): 3:18pm On Feb 23, 2008 |
oops, did i ruffle your feathers? didn't mean to |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Who Will Tell Me The Sweetest Thing We Have On Earth? by MrTurkey(m): 2:48pm On Feb 23, 2008 |
hey, i know you're waiting for someone to say vagina or somthin, so here it is |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Abc-zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz by MrTurkey(m): 2:41pm On Feb 23, 2008 |
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| Jokes Etc › Re: If Na You Nko? Wetin You Go Do by MrTurkey(m): 2:22pm On Feb 23, 2008 |
Q: What happens when pussy drinks milk? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: If Na You Nko? Wetin You Go Do by MrTurkey(m): 2:19pm On Feb 23, 2008 |
clemcykul:some people fail to realise that when one starts to speak in some language that does not conform with the prevalent conversation that some thought proceses in the mind of the carnal kind has creeped in, purring and pussies go together, but we all know that when the word pussy is being made mention of that something other than the fauna of the feline family located here on terra firma is being alluded to (if y'all know what i mean). so, in other words, when mention is being made of milk for the pussy, it is reasonable to conclude that the milk being refered to here is the life giving source that is emitted at the point of conjugal crescendo from the erectile protrusion of the male specie of earthly fauna during copulation between a male and a female |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Top 17 Bumper Stickers You Would Like To See by MrTurkey(m): 2:00pm On Feb 23, 2008 |
Kiss me, I don't have halitosis |
| Health › Re: Half Man, Half Tree(Viewer Discretion Advised) by MrTurkey(m): 9:15pm On Feb 22, 2008 |
and here i am complaining about being a turkey, let's all just thank God for our little mercies |
