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I beg, no vex. Make I no stunt the thread.

That line was by LL Cool J in Mind Hunters. Excellent movie. Highly recommended.

Ok, try this one.

"No one can tell you, you are in love. You just know it. From balls to bone."

Been there, done that. . .
One full year, no sex. But we did get close a number of times. We used to cuddle together at night, (especially when it rained and was cold), and occasionally things got a lil' bit out of hand.
But we managed to stop on time.

So. . . yeah, doable. . .

. . . But what's the point?

Esss:
@ poster

Player meji. Keep keeping on.

@ Topic

Friends sister; Tried it but didnt get far. The shit almost cost me a good friend so I backed out. Although I must state this could be very risky.
Ex's sister; Omo this one complicated o! How do I even start it. The girl would have to be really crazy to agree to it.
Landlords daughter; Unless you have alternative housing arrangements I would not advice it, although I see nothing wrong with it.
Sisters friends; Been there, done that. No harm what so ever. Just keep your shit strictly between both of you.
Brothers ex; Also another no brainer. One mans beef is another mans suya.
Friends ex; I can and I will.
Fathers concubine; No go area.
Mothers friend; I can.
Fathers, friends daughter; Very possible, but also a very fragile ground.
Neighbour; Why not, if not.


My opinion

Guy, I feel u die!

Brother's ex. I wouldn't. Never tempted before anyway.
Friend's ex. I did. But had to keep it strictly on the downlow. Felt like I was betraying him and called it off eventually.
Father's friend's daughter? Why not? How do you think the strongest kingdoms in the world (both archetypical and corporate) form their alliances? Guy, even in "Aso-rock" settings, that's how it works!

tkb417:
@nky_babe
is der any problem with what the poster has done?
its best if you avoid threads you don't like.

@poster
ure crazy for real
,

Thank you o jare!
I for say. . ! I mean, babycool & niky, how is it "doing u"?

beumi:
for me oh, am cool wit the back seat, i love the way he struggles to concentrate even when talking bizness with his best friend who is seating in front with him.Cos he would keep on asking if am comfortable and notices any little thing i do , even from the front seat, and when we are together alone atleast his friend won't be there and i will always av his undivided attention

@beumi


I like u o jare. Nothin beats a woman that's fully assured of the power she has on her man. There's no need to struggle.

Add your landlord's daughter to the list. I didn't try this one, though she was coming on to me,

Guy, if u need a lady go to legwork or hi5. Nairaland is not exactly a place for quick meets. It takes time to make friends.

PS: u should really try legwork. u might av to pay, but u'll get d results u want.

olrotimi:
think some ladies go numb at the scent of some clean natural mascuine pheromone

Key word being "clean". Not sweaty or smelly. Yeah, I agree, a lot of women appreciate a man's natural smell. . . but after a long shower with good soap! Not after a hard day's work.

@uspry1

mmm, _{food 4 thot}

Lemar. . . to put/keep her in the mood

Guy, make up your mind. You obviously want to do it, so do it. Don't ask us about ethics, what do you believe? Afterall, it's not illegal! Although, the Kama Sutra does discourage it. . .   

xoj231:
hi guys, I am 31 and have never dated an older lady before. i used to have some friends that were into such relationships and suprising the had a swell time (not money o!).

well i hope to marry later-on in the year and would have love to try older ladies before tieing the knots. I am not crazy but that's the only fun I have never had. Really want to try it.

Please advice

What is really wrong is if you currently have a lady you're engaged to right now and you still go ahead and try out this fantasy behind her. Older woman or younger woman that would be unethical (it's called cheating).

However from my amateur psychology, I think what you actually need is a nurturing kind of woman. The kind that would "mummy" you. Nothing wrong in this. Just note that she doesn't have to be older than you.
I currently have two older female friends that look up to me as a kind of "older brother". Point? The fact that she's older in age, won't make her older in behaviour. Depends on the relationship.

PS: If it's about the sex. . . a lay is a lay is a lay. . . my best lay was a girl that was 5 years younger than me. My second best was my age-mate. 

Just want to revive this post. I currently use Dark Blue by Hugo Boss. However, I've heard (from a couple of ladies) that Crave by Calvin Klein is simply the best pheromone around. Ladies, true?

loveme:
@poster, u knw i rili don't blame some girls that pretend,nigerian men hav this mentality, if a girl ask them out or do some stuffs wit them mayb on their 1st date, they believe such a girl is cheap n that's how she does 2 many any guy she meets.i had a personal experience so i knw wot i am talkin about, i think for naija guys,it's beta 2 pretend 2 b a saint.trust me.

At the risk of sounding lazy, I'll say this. Any guy worth your while will go out of his way to protect a lady's pride in that kind of situation. Even if I don't want her, I'll let her down as nicely as I can. And believe me, if u pretend to be a saint, and I eventually "crack" you? Damn! Trust is out the window. For good.

And if I don't trust you, we aint going nowhere after the bed.

Memmyluv:
No big deal in that, althogh av not date anyone online but if my mr right comes 2tru d internet i will go 4 him.

I like u o jare!

Freewilly:
@ msanda


A is for Apple

B is for Ball

C is for Cat

D is for Dog

Do you want me to go on because it's going to cost you. I can be your your lesson teacher.

Wow!!! I'm so impressed!

She can recite the alphabet from A to D. . .

toyinrayo:
paragraphs, you want me to write in paragraphs to show you how it's done. is this your homework for tonight? to be able to write one paragraph? all you have to do is google up what paragraph mean. . . since you're using the net for nairaland. . .if you're using Internet explorer 7, open a new tap. . then google up paragraphs. . it'll show you how to accumulate sentences into a paragraph. atleast that's how i learned it in middle school. or you can wait for your teacher to get to that chapter in your English class. . .if you're qualify for it. my dear, don't worry, the beginning of elementary school is hard for every kid. you'll soon over come it, you have 5 more years to go.

tab not tap.
"what paragraphs mean"
if you're qualified.
overcome is one word. "at least" is two.

Do I have to teach you everything?

@Freewilly
Are you very sure you want me to start with you?

Ooooh! I have got to go!

toyinrayo:
Like i said, this is what happens when Nigerian Govt. tries to save money by not providing thorough education for some of their citizens. , they'll start thinking they're something. ^**whispers**. . .trying to assure him he'll be ok** ok ok . . .you're privileged. and to correct you, i don't know if this is how nigerians do it. , but, after high school. .you go to college, not back to kindergarten. atleast now you know before repeating this among a group of friends. don't want you to humiliate yourself.

Quick one. Try to use paragraphs. You'll sound clearer.

@freewilly

Pele, now. And if u like, vex.

Damn! Freewilly is a girl? Ouch! Ok, do I need to apologise for that?

@ toyin
Pele. I understand how you feel. Slightly dizzy, yeah?

It only happens when you try to think too fast.

Anyways, as much as I would like to continue these English tutorials with you, I have to get ready for work and I'm sure you should be getting ready for kindergarten as well. So, sadly, as much as I love our little talks, class is dismissed. . . for now.

@ freewilly (nice name. . . for a dickhead) and doyin (and any other busybody trying to get into toyin's pants)
MYOB.
Can't recognize a tease when u see one? Duh! Quit getting your knickers in a twist!

I'm in love with Angelina Jolie's lips, Beyonce's hips, and Lagos trips!

toyinrayo:
thanks, I'm glad you're finally finding a way to expand your grammar skills. . . so, now, anything else?

Oh. Always glad to be of assistance. Knowing some people are not so privileged.


By the way, if you need me to explain any "big" words I use, pls ask. I'll try to keep my conversation at "your level"

By the way, I was just looking at ur signature. . . the word is sigh. . . not sign, shikena?

Me, ke? No o!
I just feel like hounding u right now. . .
lol
Actually I've been friends with some of ur fish-clan and u people have the emotions of a whirlpool!

toyinrayo:
eyah, you should have been a pisces, it would have been better jo^{jokin oh}

Dis ur pisces sef! U people de love person pieces!

Cancer. The crab is veeeery patient. . . Till you get too close. Then we move in for the kill.

Been there, done that. . . daa-daa

why is the rum always gone?

Simple. Pirates of the Caribbean: Part II. Try this. . .

"What you say about me doesn't tell you about me, it tells me about you."

If you get that, then you are good. . .