₦airaland Forum

Haute:
You're welcome. The conditioning was a success: you behave much better now. Good girl, I'm proud of you.

Otondo. U became scared of other women's opinion about your blind generalization. U turn am to "I have female friends here, none of them is a hoe.'

Piiiiiiig u were scared. U should have continued walking the path u started in. Anu mpama! e wan turn to good boy. Lwtmb

Haute:
Lol...congrats then. I have many females friends on here, and none of them is a hoe.

2019? Nope. See you much sooner than that.

U bet! thanks for agreeing again good boy.

Haute:
Lol...you're a fool to think I called "for help". What does that even mean? I guess only ponzi scheme-patronizing dimwits like you can make sense of that. "I sting", "I roar", "I poo". Lol...I'm just sitting here laughing. You want me to clear what forest? Just say you're hor.ny.

E don bring Mmm join matter

U sef wey dey cum, dey shiit , dey mess.. Dey everything. lwkmd I do mmm abeg hang your self by the balls

It shows you I got the courage to make ends meet for myself. Now how does makes ur mother an olosho?

Seeeee u finally agree say I am doing things for myself. Smart boy! U just concluded the wholeeee matter! I just needed you to correct that impression that every lady u meet is a hoe. Now u did. SEE U IN 2019.

Bye.

SilvanusII:
Gurl, u slay!!! If I weren't a Nigerian dude, I'd av said stupidity is exclusivd to the Nigerian male, with their senseless generalizations and daft double standards.

Bro, bro... Keep calm and watch me do ma thing.

Once you a successful young unmarried lady you magically become a hoe? Why? Insecrity, u threat to them, because they know tossing you around isn't possible. Cowards they are...but i go must cure their craze tonight. I am used to the name-calling. If they could call women that are far ahead of me names who are my then? But I go let them know say na one day dem born woman and na still one day dem born man.

Everybody deserves respect.

Haute:
You call a fine-looking young man like me a monkey? Even Hitler would laugh at your folly. Do you realize that you insult all the Miss World-esque looking girls I've dated by saying that? What have those girls done to you to deserve insults, huh? You're just a terrorist.

Lol...idiot. I'm in charge of this battlefield. Your just too dumb to see it. I have captured the high ground, and you're just a sitting duck in the killzone. Don't mess with a boss, girl. You're daydreaming about my dick now? Good.

U capture the ground and u had to call a WOMAN for help? How pathetic hypo! Little wonder she didn't respond to your call. She knows you are full of shiit!

The medical term for ur name is brain-dead. U get that?since u asked, I helped.
Poor booy, call 911 this time. I sting badder than a scorpion, my venom travels faster than the speed of light. Destroying you here and the world beyond.I tell u, u don't stand a chance against me. Oh! Please don't surrender yet,I need to show your cohorts what it means to play with a LIONESS IN HER TERRITORY. Ubanki!

C'mon recruit soulja I need to shave my puusxy hair. waste no time.

jidxin:
hahaha dz lady na didirin oooo... pls go bk to my post whr I called u hoe nd if I say lekki axis just ask 4 d meaning cos I know u ve problems understanding simple English. ... seriously I think u re a confused fellow nd attention seeking retard. ...sorry 4 calling u dat bt im left wit no option. just pls go bk to my first mention nd digest it properly. .... ode like u

Yes ooo ode confraternity I see u!
Baba slowpoke I see u!
Baba dudu I see u!

You have a patent in stupidity Mr lekki axis runs boy.

U wanted attention, I gave u.
Now, u cry. What for? Because I am hitting u hard on that your bald head. Now u want to deny u didn't call your mother a hoe? If she wasn't, how come the liability of a thousand fathers she calls a son came into existence?
Hear me loud and clear U unrepentant he- goat! U can not inject me with that lie of me being a woman, therefore, I am only an object of satisfaction. I told u before didn't I? That ur strategy was D.O.A (DEAD ON ARRIVAL) in case u don't know.

I am out for the challenge tonite,tomorrow, God-willing any time! I'd make u understand that everybody deserve some level of respect. Since u think otherwise, please bear the brunt gracefully. Mr lekki. u are the real didirin here. Guess what pinky? I am an Igbo chick....full blooded! bring it on.

Toyin hun' u only gat one life to live not two.

Be happy all you can show the world u have it all fihured out. U rock

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Haute:
Your fascination with cum is fascinating, gloryhole girl. And I wonder why. Maybe Daddy replaced your pacifier with his dick one time too many.

Raine80, is there a medical term for this? I mean cum addiction?

Stand alone in this battle u untamed monkey!

Call help not. Alone u came but tattered and battered u'd leave-that is if the gods will heed to the cry and pleas of your slave generation to at least allow u return to be tutuored how to stop being a foot soldier to those who lead u to war only to forsake u and leave u at the mercy of my command. Lay flat! Bloody nincompoop!
Oloko shibi! ( spoon prick)

Haute:
Ye donkey.

OK bingo

Haute:
I wouldn't know since you're the wh.ore. And who gives their cum to who.res? Freaking risky if you ask me. Frustrated? Lol...maami, I'm baaaaalling.
You're smiling a lot. Hope it's not because you see me as a potential client? Well, don't get too excited now 'cos I ain't putting me dick in crazy.

Same way one mad man has turned your mama into a cum bucket paaapiiiii we baaaaaaaaaalllling
Shebi u think say na only u sabi craze abi? MPA GI dere!

Haute:
You'd know.

Ye pig!

jidxin:
4 ur info I stay at onru.....nd did u just say runs boy I earn a living nd my profession is very prestigious. ....I guess u re one of doz students wagging dia dirty tongue here. .. I really don't even give a Bleep....all dz kidult forming jakie chan here

Naaaa u start am naaa..but I bin dey my own u come quoute, call me bad names join . So moral of the lesson... No dey chook mouth for wetyn no consine u chaii I come dey feel for u ooo

Next time no curse me...u hear

OK u have a prestigious profession? And u stooped so low in calling a lady you haven't met a hoe?

How prestigious u are little imp.

Infact! Bring it on! And u must keep giving a fuvk ooo because u just proved u had a store full of it.

Kidult? Yes we are! U started it,I had to join! So? Hurrrrrray!

Haute:
Sorry cum-starved wh.ore, but my Dad doesn't do whores ;and neither do I.

A LovePeddler is never cum starved fooool! She's garrit in abundance. I thought u claimed you are intelligent? How come u exposed u are a nitwit easily?
Since u say I be olosho...eh...I go fuvk ur papa free Naaa
My own na free oo...animasahun




Pls do me a favour I pray...

Go to the diary section
Trying writing a diary about how frustrated you are, have been and will be.
Name it...

Lamentations or rants of a broke halfwitted Numbskull named... Haute. Bros u know naaa

The hustle is real.

jidxin:
lmfaooooo...some1 is pained here but I dont argue wit dim witted bimbos like u....if u can't understand plain English. ..like I said earlier I made my own research on ankle chain nd I know wat im talking about...I reside within d lekki axis so 4gt abt ur poverty hypothesis. .nd bk to ur prayer God is not wicked....ur post is just like a thunderstorm wild wind but no rain. Their re subtle way of relaying ur point of view Dan all dz gibberish typings....

Boda ode

Lekki Axis? U mean owode onirin?

OK its not olosho again, its now ankle chain?

Lekki runs boy. E keep head like alarm clock.

U will hate ever trolling me Mr sense

Keep it coming Mr olosho worldwide. oni ru were

krauss:
if this had been done by the man, I wonder if you would have said this.

Don't mind her. She's a feminist.


Say it bro.

Haute:
Lol...you're quite the quintessential idiot, aren't you? You flared up without even taking time to understand my comment. I wasn't even talking about you. Well, now I know one more crazy moniker on Nairaland. People need to careful around you:

Man: Good morning Mskrisx.

Mskrisx: *stab* *stab* *stab*

Bystander: Ha! You killed him, why?

Mskrisx: He insulted my lineage.

Bystander: But he only said good morning!

Mskrisx: Oh! I thought he insulted me. My bad.

Hmm...Different kinds of people full this world. May God continue to protect us.

* whispers to him*

I'd be fuvking your father tonite... Will pour our cum into your mouth so it can keep smelling.

Keep it coming hun' oh how I love trolls.

iamphotoshoot:
Oloun, o gbon at all

You are not just a runs babe, you are also not intelligent. How bad can bad be for you? Eh?

Besides, your rantings on your first post makes no sense other than portraying what you do for a living

Have a nice day dear...

Exactly what ur mammy water mother keeps doing to feed her bouncing baby man


This is fun mheen.

jidxin:
lmfaooooo...some1 is pained here but I dont argue wit dim witted bimbos like u....if u can't understand plain English. ..like I said earlier I made my own research on ankle chain nd I know wat im talking about...I reside within d lekki axis so 4gt abt ur poverty hypothesis. .nd bk to ur prayer God is not wicked....ur post is just like a thunderstorm wild wind but no rain. Their re subtle way of relaying ur point of view Dan all dz gibberish typings....

See am lekki axis....u mean agbowa?

Y'all can't troll meeee meeehn.
I ain't the kind of Lady you call names and she backs out noooo I like it when men feel threatened at my thought.

Runs boy in Lekki!
Una no fit troll me naaa

iamphotoshoot:
Awwww, baby is hurt
BTW, what you said about me makes no sense.

U no I got you right?


You all think you have an opinion about the women folk abi?

Ta ta ta! There is a tumor in your brain.

U stand against name calling for men but want it a norm for women to be seen as sex objects?

Bia Enyia. I feel like sacrificing you to obatala.

Haute:
Because of a harmless question? Poverty ati frustration ti ba aye eleyi je. Ko le da fun e. Iwo ati gbogbo family e ni ko ni da fun yin ni agbara olorun. O ti bo si owo esu. You messed with the wrong guy. No-one dares me and walks. Ati enilo ti e ati idile e ti baje. If you don't go and pray to God for forgiveness, mortuary ni surname yin ma je ni idile yin. Oloriburuki!

Iband jakun jakun. Nish katash katash. Oooo! Ooooo!! Ataka chunse lucifer soranto. Kotosh kotosin kposi. Ejala cantan cantan ibufren seth seth seth seth lucifer lucifer lucifer lucifer lucifer lucifer lucifer!

Lwkmd what's the last line? I couldn't read shiit.


Anyway...

U can hang on yourself inside that tse-tse fly infested pit toilet your father left for you to die in...

Whattaday! As I no gree see fellow women as asheewo na him be ur wahala abi?

Oga! Nobody has the right to label God's creature any dirty name because you are only human and that exclusive right is for God alone. You can meow all you can. Last last I go give u Rat poison.

Durentmoney:
i dont hav ur time though. Next time don't come in here and write long crap. Let other reasonable individuals comment. Thank u

Hello gay...

I was thinking you were going to like between you and the devil this beautiful afternoon?
Next time: NEVER START WHAT YOU CAN'T FINISH.

Should you change your mind? Pls Quote me. Ozwoi!

[quote author=durentchigozie post=52667064]u need to work on ur sense of humour. U dry like fanta bottle[/quote



I'd be the worst nightmare u and ur ilk would ever have.

Boda oshisko u think u can troll me? Naaaa expect my phone goes off. Atta boy! Off u go to the abyss. Onye ala ekwensu turu nvo ni ke!

durentchigozie:
long bullcrap

e paiiiiiin am

engine2016:
This Geh is a Professional Olosho

ur destiny right now.

Haute:
You mean runs girls? Chill.

Yes I mean all the demented imebecilic women in your lineage... Ko ni da fun awon to nie. Aiye abaje beyond redemption. Boda ode. Alayi nishe. Werey 100% ni wo ati awon idilere! Babanle werey.

Hello everybody..

Let me welcome you to the wild, wild, west.

Rip ma. If only u were alive to tell us what transpired.

You see? Poverty!

But when as a Lady u try to make things right before turning to a 'Mrs' they tag u a HOE. Someone, somewhere, is dead because of less than 100 dollars.

Y'all keep discouraging young ladies trying to make ends meet because of the name u brand them with. In the end, Na person wey get money people dey call human being.

Rip to the man. May his soul find rest.
Woman! That was uncalled for you should have your own savings not only because it should be a norm for every woman but because it would have prevented you from going to kiri kiri a place equivalent to HELL

expee06:
Bro, it's beyond hitting her hard or not, the piece is trashy.
60% of bank Marketers are Oloshos, a company of fair skinned ladies, a lady who flies a private jet 7 times a year etc.

That guy needs a shrink!

Bro, u need not tell em. They can keep living in their cave and then die with their warped mentality.

RMClub:
Hi, hope your today is going perfectly well?

Would appreciate if you check your email and reply my mail, wish to discuss something quite interesting with you.

You aren't looking bad!

Hmmm? Go ahead? or is it about those crazy peeps comments on my profile?

Witches in his home town be like

"Iz awa work o, soft work."


Rip to that innocent child. Again, I say to fellow Nigerians that some people's crime in hell would be because they gave birth to kids they know they can't take of. Dem no dey use pikin get award ehhhh! If na one u fit train, born and train am well you self go get rest of mind. But no! Dem no go gree "We go must born how many we want- na God they train pikin."

E beta to born and train one Ng.Iweala than to born and train seven Aninis. Make una reason am ooo my contri people.
Mtcheeeeew e just waste that boy nau.

Quote me wrongly and see hell already.