₦airaland Forum

crackhaus:
What did you want me to add?

Babe I tire oooo

chimdi101:
Is money needed in a relationship
Unless say no be love u dey find

I gat need money to at least buy gift and so on for am too na...abi na only am suppose dey buy?

chimdi101:
U dey serious?

I swear!

Looked both of them up online and I found out they share some similarities.

1. Both of em are fat

2. Two of them are liars

3. None of em knows these words "Self Respect".

4. Two of them like prick pass anything.


CONCLUSION: BOTH Seu.n o, the mistress o, the wife o, all the people she tagged o and mark nsukkabag are maditin! Even u wey won quote is very mad and nobody to tell you....

Qoute and sheet for body
I gallant gaaaan!

SUGARBEE:
Thank you dear.. Wishing you the best life can offer.. Compliments of the season

*kisses

Hey SUGARBEE! Plenty love dear.

Fine chick.

PMIcon:
So in your reasoning, an average Nigeria will take up gun and shoot another to death. You must be worse than an average Nigerian then if you can think like this. Where did you get your statistical data that gave credence to your generalization?

. E paiiiiiin ammmmn

Chaiiii.. Wills I no fit stop shouting.

U see that reason why I resent an average Nigerian? Very wicked people!


But Na wa oooo...why ! Why! Why!

Nigerians Savage gaaaan!

chocolateme:
oh No.. please take heart.. Its so hard but God will take care of you OK? The same year. Omg.
We cannot question God. I am so sorry my love. Oh this is too much na, the same year hmm.
Please don't worry, God will never abandon you people OK? Thanks too for finding that space to console with my family. You are blessed

No worries dear.

chocolateme:
it is well my dear.. O ga adi Mma. The thing just odd. I just stare at the road lost in thought anytime I want to cross the road. How many seconds does it take to cross the road? I am not sure of getting over this anytime soon.

Nne u will. Trust me u can. OK let me tell u a little of mine.

My mom died may 14th this year@58 and was buried July 8th. My dad joined her too on November 16th this year too o @ 68. December 16th was my 22nd birthday

Note: My dad came visiting me in school September 25th all hale and hearthy and everyone loved him.

So you see, Such Is Life and Life is such. Never would want to write this out but nne anything to console you. OK? Don't cry again. U hear?

Immediately after reading the last paragraph I scremed a very loud kaaaaaaaaaaai!

Mtcheeew! Chaii nne di we ooo.
It can only get better now. My prayers and thoughts will be with you and your family. Try to cheer up


@chocolateme... I went to her profile now and believe me I couldn't refuse the temptation of crying. Nne just endure.

chibuzorAbia:
African women and their reckless careless use of their ovaries. They are the cause of much of the suffering in our country today. Why can't they just have one child and channel their energy developing self and society?

My guy I was talking with a colleague and she we dived into family affairs,next she asked me was "nne how many kids you go like born"? " I replied thus; if I marry, na two I go born and if I no marry na one I go born." She kept looking at me disgustedly.

If only we Africans will understand that bearing millions of kids only puts us in more trouble. 3 na crowd! One Ngozi Okonjo-Iwela is better than 5 Aninis, Shina Rambo, Osisikankwu and that Oye whatever that terrorised Lagos and its inhabitants in the 70's.

But no! Nigerians especially think the more kids you have, the more you are to be counted worthy of existing. E dey pain me well...well.

fbtowner:
nice dp

Thanks.

dacovajnr:
Hehehe! You fit try am?

Yes na

So?
But bobo whatever deserve this...




Then I'd be like

Well my own be say...my new year dey start January 14th.

Shege mafrody... Abeg EPP me o

I we nor duit again

...and the list goes on and on and on!

IPhone 6s plus

Mujaheeeden:
Sorry. I will call you when i close from work.
Be strong.

Lemme pump tyre so that u can see money to buy you xmasgift

Lwkmd @ your last paragraph.

Mujaheeeden:
how is Chris

Hes late now.

Mujaheeeden:
Is it afternoon bath that made your skin to glow like bobrisky own

Bob what? Naaaa

Mujaheeeden:
They don't mean anything to a Vulcanizer like me

Loooools

Mujaheeeden:
Me clown



How can you be in a bath tub while I'm at my office at this time of the day

Heard any of these words "Student" or "leave?"

Now, make a sentence out of any of those words.

Mujaheeeden:
I know you are lying but

Mr clown!

Livefreeordieha:
LOLZZZZ @FLATONJA...NORRIN WE NOR GO SEE 4 NAIRALAND..

Very mad guy he is..

Lh19:
Omo na true I talk oo

I almost killed myself on the bath tub!

U gat talent bro!

Lh19:
This little flatonja fine oo

Guy u dey mad gaaan!

Happy birthday baby...shallat out to all the December born! Nobody be like us.

Medunah:
Haha, I just searched her out on FB

This girl is effin dirty and gives a whole new meaning to "razz...... chai, I can't laff

What's her username.

Chaii very bad December for the husband. Lord console him.

No place like Nigeria...my only mistake was following the ship down here.