₦airaland Forum

Dexlomo:
I have outgrown what my family feels. My parents have played their role as helping establish my foot on the solid ground through qualitative education and I am happy with myself. All I want to understand are tips on how to adopt a Nigerian back home as a single person.

Bro, don't u think these particular decision of your could make your mum feel worse?

How about freeing yourself from that mental chain of you not satisfying your spouse sexually? Pleas do take some time out and try have a rethink.

Heaven will answer you speedily...

egbabiekperemo1:
If it is regulated like all these countries you mentioned, then konji will kill most guys because of price increases. Here in Australia, it cos 60 dollars to Bleep for 10minutes. Which kind life be that,

Lwkmd @ the last sentence.... Pls just stop!

pcguru1:
Even scammed a disabled woman these bastards should be shot. They give us a bad name. I was at an expatriate meetup outside the country expat-blog and when I said I was from Nigeria, o e of the Spanish guy said the Nigeria prince is here. Another foreign lady had to apologize on his behalf I didn't even understand what he meant by that till weeks later.

Nigeria Prince.

Muchechemucheche! Brb...

ddippset:
yessooo.iam very sure God decided to start with the small small offences by giving them kidney failure. Which means by the time God gets to the bigger offences like Wike's and Obuah's turns it will be plane crash and blokos failure.

Lmao @ at the blokos shiii

jerryunit48:
I am 180 centimeters and I was with this short blonde white girlfriend, boy it was so good I could carry her anywhere I want and even twist her to any position that I thought to myself short Girls really rocks

*faints*

iyke926:
It wasn't for nothing. But because your comedy is always dry.

. u a big cow brah!

Stupid people everywhere. So because Bovi is a celeb him head come be like wetyn want collect bullet abi?


Make una leave am oo

Chemical reactors...tufia!

Lwtmb...my guy I pray phyno sees this and calls on u.

TheWebbers:
So, some deluded mofos here because of this post will be looking for a woman like this lady. They will start seacrhing for a lady that will take selfie with them insde keke napep and tell them not to take her to an expensive restaurant. Different strokes for different folks. A lady can do all those and still not be good for you. Modesty and frugality and all those are good but it goes beyond that. You must also look at the love, compatibilty and other characters. I will never marry a nagging woman even tho she possess all the qualities above.

This guy I think is lucky, he probably got everything he needs in this lady, well, probably tho, who knows, she might just be one cantankerous woman.

Anyways, fact that a woman wants to enjoy her life with me inside a cool and big AC chilled apartment and cruze around in Toyota Venza doesnt make her worthless and vice versa. I am working hard to make everyone around me, be it girlfriend or family to enjoy.

My humble logomarchy kindly submitted

Lwkmd at ur last statement!
Higi haga!

Don't mind em suffer head! Mtcheeeeeeew! Make dem no work...every woman na gold digger as if dem tell dem say the girls baba na Goldsmith

soberdrunk:
Even if the pastor dey float for air and smoke dey commot from both hin ears, me Soberdrunk "I CAN NEVER BOW DOWN"!!!!

I fell of my bed! d tin pain u eeh!

gabonsky:
you know say ur username na pressplay, if she handle you my bro, you go turn to pauseplay......

Lwkmd crazy ass niggi!

onedayatime:
you will be a good novelist...you will write a good book full of fictions

I'd first snap him, take him to the bathroom and wash him. Then, give him food to eat... Assignment follows....then put h to sleep.

***** If his dad is in town****
Before we go to bed, I'd show him his babie's picture and have a good laugh with him. Id let him talk to his son like men they are.

I learnt something...

My friend! How dare u have an opinion about that big chick? how fuvking dare u! Michelle Obama ? Heeei! na wa oo...guy u no dey fear ooo at all...at all.

Mtcheeew.... Wicked village people want to finish u.

Hysaac:
i laughed till my balls dropped

Real? Pinshure pls

BreadandBeans:
Although, quoting you back will do me no good, but you shouldn't be asking if ladies will marry you if you're earning 35k per month, if true love don't require lot of money.

Btw, I saw your d.p and immediately knew what was going on

Did u have to? y u spitting fire? easy na

obamabinladen:
I wash my wife's cloths and undies it gives me joy just like carrying her hand bag. Even yesterday as she went to the market I washed our cloths. It's good i wash my wife's clothes and undies especially when she's pregnant or sick.

God bless you for taking care of someone else's daughter. May another man treat ur own daughter(s) better.

Bear hugs to you wife for being smart.

Simply put...the world has lost It's very reason for existence.

People keep deceiving people.

Crazy kid bro!

[quote author=sirOrubebe post=52830059]Yesu! See comments...

https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/gc.gif

The guy even disabled comments on the post yet they went to another post to attack him... Nigerians got no chill, honestly!

"Do head like agama lizard" Why "evuls?"

Gideon "Agama" Okeke right now...

U are worse! We wee nor teykeeet! guy abeg allow me come down from this bus in peace. Don't choke me

Gosh I can't help it oo

MrIcredible:
Lol!

U bet!

MrIcredible:
MMM is more realistic that your fake packaged chest

Gawd! Did u have to?

[quote author=AfonjasMustDie post=52817428][color=#770077][b]This is the dumbest shiit I've ever heard in my life

Your writeup describes me, i do everything on that list and i tell you what, i can feed you and your family for 300 years without going to the bank
Hard work doesn't determine success

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Nwanne hapu ndia mehnnn!
They forgotten that there is four basic unique words that could either make one forever rich or forever poor.

1. The mind/courage to make money. ( obi eji apata ego)
2. Opportunity
3. Smatness: the ability to decipher when an opportunity ptesnts it's self, seize it, make use of it properly and sharply while having in MIND THAT NOTHING LASTS FOREVER.
4. Well calculated investments/ Networking: ability to reach out to people like you that all they do is brain storm on the next or trending businessess to invest in.
5. Time: Are in flowing with time?are u outdated? Do you still see wearing trouser as a sin? Do you still have the mentality of a cave man?
6. Chance: who do what to become? Locate those kind of people and move with them. Even when it'd obvious u ain't their class yet, just make friends with them.
Never you think you could learn the predatory skills of animals in the wild, while you move with the tamed.
Go to the wild, get attacked, get the bruises and become one of them.

Like my dad will always say: na one tin dey make man become rich man, na still one thing dey make man poor forever. Anya sa kwa oo (OPEN YOUR EYES) MAKE YOUR KIDS NO ASK YOU WETYN U DEY DEY DO WHEN YOUR MATES BEEN DEY MAKE AM.

nwanne hapu ndia mehnnn!

Cus even ya boo garra a boo...a boo! a boo!

ugolinze123:
i wanna open an account on mmm please i need a very good and reliable guider pleassssse

Hello, I am here. Let's talk.

Very funny

Ana mmegheri!

This is the reason some Anambra big boys are more occultic than the devil. I blame them not.

Obiali e gbum gbwo onweya, biko nu, obu ajo Ogwu?

Nwanna nla nudo! Echefu kwana ndi melugi Ifa oooo

Chaii! Akwa nne na ebe! ngwanu oooo rie nu ozu ya!

ChrisKonor:
ive done so ma'am...

Hello Chris, good day. Could u send me your number please ,I d like to talk to you. Thanks.

engine2016:
is that your Panties.... damn gurl did u inherit it? it looks ancient

how come u ran away from this thread?

I retain all I said there.