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Joro wetyn wetyn be ur name sef
Oshey runs girls catcher!
Aside S.M u don't have another life?

Olobe oshisko Ltd

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Lwkmd NLS are very hilarious people.

They never hexprrrerrit...

But it's OK! Loooooool una funny oo . my mention box don full ooo lwtmb. kilode

# let me address this#
So every light skinned woman is a hoe right?
A Lady wakes up in the morning get dressed to work to earn a living as a marketer with a firm makes her a prostitute abi?
A woman who ha worked so hard for money then, decides to spoil herself a little with luxury is a prostitute abi?
An international business woman is a prostitute too?

Please, I ask of you all quoting to spew thrash when it had become a crime for a woman to be an achiever?to want to make a difference? to pay her bills? to buy those things she loves for self... Pleas how is it a crime?

Same men who will kill and curse you for being dependent on them...they still will be quick to tag u a HOE when they see you can do things for yourself without asking for their help.

Y'all know y I ain't bothered? Y'all stay up on me and bleat like a dying he-goat while I go about my business. Oh! I forgot. Need i remind you that some of your sisters will never know what it means to buy a bottle of SNAPP for themselves?( that's my brand )....naaaà they never can! Big bro will call them a HOE! Annnnnd....THATS HOW POVERTY WAS HANDED FROM THE FORMER GENERATION TO YOU, AND YOU WILL TO ANOTHER. JUST LIKE MYTHS AND LEGEND STORY, it goes on and on but different versions. crack head MISOGYNISTS.

Y'all hide behind key pads to type shiit but cower just at the mention of SHEKAU. Bloody COWARDS. When men where men, shekau would have been a forgotten story. But what do we have now? lily-livered creepy buffons spamming the mentions of "a weak vessel" bombooooclaaats!
Keep quoting and sending PMs...its been a while I had a good laugh


OK,OK I'm gon be very petty..
Cc..
Photoshoot?
Enyia, how come you couldn't win Mr Nairaland? OK should be safe for me to conclude that fynest..boi fine pass you? Abi has been written in your destiny to fail always? No offense
Other notable Riff-raffs that mentioned their generational poverty stricken ancestor

Emekskhalifa, Dicksonpal, Bolieve, Mfujah, Love Machine, Dacovanjar, EastGold, Ajewealth123,Kunlexyfred, Detyler, Mccoy47, dharmdrums, Jidxin and oh sweetpenis I saw your pm I wish you all a year filled with pettiness. Lower, lower you go. Ammmnneeeen!

U had it on already.

gracyblaze:
Just send me an email

OK I will. Thanks.

gracyblaze:
Sent you an email

Babes are u for real?

Pls I'd love to participate. I wouldn't mind an e-mail.

Thanks

Very true.

lilyheaven:
How?

U for at least work on am na.

lilyheaven:
I actually left my man because of this,
I was 29 and he was 32. But he always looks like a forty five years old man, he had a very great career, he won't even buy a cloth for himself, I kept buying all these things,
One day I said to myself, if I marry this Man, will I continue like this plus our kids .
I left him sha,
But my family were so angry with me.

Babe u jonze biiiiiig time!

SirEzzy:
Don't worry I will buy you some when I fall in love with you

Iskaba!

Vorpal:
You saying you will have an upper hand you go physical with him?

I don't support domestic violence,, but do you think you will be helping him and especially yourself if you decide to match him physically?

You look sweet tho,

At your last sentence.. thank yaaa!

bukatyne:
I am sorru,

Will get back to you.

Honey plsssss

bbabykrisx@yahoo.com

I appreciate

troitgurl:
I honestly don't understand the fuss about this woman n her story n I'll b d last to have interest in reading d book. I mean from all d gist about it, it reeks of low self-esteem, ignorance, confusion, indecision, self-disrespect n stupidity from her part. Maybe because I hate these features a lot.

I think the whole problem is that she is not a self lover n probably never experienced love from childhood hence d whole drama.

NNE that's y she wrote the book.

Vorpal:
Are you saying you will go physical with him too or some type of passive aggressive psychological tactics?

Are you the one in the display pic?

My dear, let it slide.

I have personally witnessed the death of a young woman who was sent to yonder by her horesbanding... Hehehehe....immediately, I had that no- man-will-do-this-to-me in my subconscious mind.

Physical? That will end it too fast.

My profile? Very much me.

In the end, wetyn dey sweet bonny-face dey sweet bonny-yansh

Oshheeey! Bash Ali...

All I can say is....

Well, him get luck.

If u jam me....heaven will reject you for hell to receive you speedily.


That day, you will plead and nobody will hear you cry. The walls would be the last thing you will see. Remember, I'd do it slow and painful so it seems like it's gon be forever.
I will make a video and show it to your family so, even at the other side, your ilks we have something to entertain them
Your wife dares not be friends with me, u'd REGRET


Cc...Esthafabian, crackhaus, byvan, Ahnie, cococandy. Oh! how I miss idowuogbo.

Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.


Salary ko, pension ni.


To ba ya afi lo gbe obirin imi tabi alo fun awon ara ile e.

Oshisko! Osheeey husband keeper. Op, werey 109% nie.

EastGold:
Ladies and their desperation.


There's one native doctor who called himself Alfa along my street , the way fine fine girls used to patronise him has made me to caution myself with ladies.

As in, I don't sweet talk them again, I don't even look at them twice again and I have put my blorcos on a sabbatical

I really find it difficult to understand why Nigerians never wish each other well. Just why?

Funke Honey, I have prayed for you before, I will again and will keep praying.

Nne your home will last. As many as are waiting for that evil news, God will be put them to permanent shame!

You must carry your babies. Not one,not two as many as u wish.

You will be complete. As it is a deal in heaven" that whosoever finds a wife, finds a good thing." Jjc has found a wife in you and therefore u are a good thing. May that declaration keeping manifesting in your life.

It doesn't matter how many times one has made a mistake,what matters is finally you arrived. Funke you have arrived.

In no time, that baby will CRY.

daewoorazer:


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Email isn't working Sorry.

Married with kids.

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Thanks thanks thanks!

Oh lawd! I'd scream, cringe and call my hubby.


Its a joke.

Lalasticlala.


Snake.. Tonto dike.

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LordZero:
[color=#E238EC]8 years !!![/color]

King of the ring! madcow!

Seun

Defaramade:
Everything is now viral, why not bacterial, nematodal or fungal?

Chill brah

Okundaye4:
I say this one is strong

U guys are very mad. U and the guy u quoted including me sef

Go ahead

raylord:
my gf is 30 and am 24. very serious relationship. she has introduced me to her mother and her siblings. she wants us to get married this year

I pity u

Never knew.

Firstly... Have u taken your time to decipher what could be the problem? Is it that u lose interest easily and let go? Or is it that the ladies do things u can't tolerate.

Secondly...How old are you? Sorry if that was too forward.

Thirdly...How was your growing up like? Was it hostile? No friend? Less love?

Fourtly... After answering these questions honestly, u can take it up from there.

Happy new year.

Olowo se ore olowo.

U gat to be shittin me!



Bad Photoshop

Seun lalasticlala.