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SAEJO:
then I'm coming to pick you for a wifey, get ready.

OK oo

Wooooow

tivta:
Don't pray for a glamorous wedding, pray for an everlasting marriage...

Glamour and everlasting relationship comes from God..

Both are good things and God gives me all.

Wow

Awww

**THE LADY TURNS BRIDE** yipeeeeee!!!

Congrats Tolu... I wish you and your hubby all the good things of life.

One day I will be a bride and a beautiful one, then I will be the center of attention just as Tolu is today.
Dear lord, when it gets to my turn give me what it takes to do all the shakara in the world.

Again, Congrats Mrs D.

Lwkmd

I groom myself everyday to be that parent a child will be so proud of.

OBALORLA:
As early as 6:30-7am, we'd begin the sojourn In search of partially blown bangers/knockout- e.g a 3 sound banger that only sounded twice the night before.
All the while, mum will be busy in the partially roofed kitchen preparing green concoction which passed as our fried rice- a meal we ate only once in 365days.
We'd get back around 10am looking all white like stranded eskimos, Not forgeting to remind u of our severely broken lips- no thanks to the amartan.
We'd get back happily as we rocked the neighbourhood with our painstakingly sourced firecrackers- making the air heavy with the smell of the unfriendly white powder. Some actually get hurt in the process but who cares!
We take a detour from there to the backyard or in front of the densely populated building in "opeloyeru street"- a suburb on the mainland, splashed ourselves with water from the severely dented aluminium buckets as we enjoyed our bath.
Then came the most sluggish part of the day- a time when no one wants to be the first to dress up. Therefore, u see everyone adorned with myriads of 501 crested pants and computer socks, strolling round the compound like a well paid caretaker, awaiting what others are going to wear before finally dressing up.
With the mind-games still ongoing, breakfast will be served while we step the chunk down with a bottle of orobo (nickname for any 50cl drink esp. Pepsi) which had to be shared using age as the only criterion between myself and my siblings.
Shortly after breakfast, we'd start distributing food to every of the 22 households in the rickety-looking building while they do same in return.
Eventually we'd put on our clothes; complementing perfectly with different colours of shades- if ur parents could afford the 'alinco glass' type, glory be to God cos u've got class!
Around 1-2pm, we set to greeting f&f: I still doubt if any fulani nomad can beat me in trekking till this day.
We go, we eat and we come back! Yeah! With pockets filled with the lowest of currencies but in their abundance. To hell wit u and ur awolowo and azikiwe crested currency. We cherished only portraits resembling tafawa balewa and alvan ikoku.
The luckiest mums were the ones who had more kids.
We empty our purses for our mums in disguise of them keeping them for us. Lol.
Then came the most hated part of christmas- "dusk". We wouldn't want to agree that all was about coming to an end just like that! Even the celebrant won't help us beg his father, had we gone to him for help.
Night will crawl in more rapidly than we expected. But around bed time, we'd suddenly let out a large grin- on realizing that a bigger feast will resurface cum the nxt 7days. We'd sprawl on the mat without pulling our clothes while the most high keeps tab us.
Christmas used to be fun when I still believed in it. I guess it still is though. The only regret however is the fact that such memorable childhood will never resurface again, no matter how hard I try.

happy children's day

Indeed it's really a happy Children's Day.

Wandafu

SamJed:
I have got this woman's phone number which i took from one of her church members who is coincidentally a family friend. I want to call her but i don't know what to tell her....to also think that this woman was once a house maid to odili....now she is minister's wife...life sha

U are very right....

She was Odili's help, Amaechi was his boy then and one thing led to another, she took in for Amaechi and was asked to marry her.
Odili helped in financing that wedding but Amaechi turned his back at Odili and became a wolf over night.

Odili made Amaechi who he is today but am sure he regrets knowing him.

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Chaiii took my time to look at all the beautiful pictures of these innocent babies, all I could say is God make this kids the reason their parents smile day and night.

Baba God when it gets to my turn.. May I have every reason to smile
Shout out to all the mothers here...better u I pray.

All u need is the right and close teaching from an experienced person.


U good to go...least I forget God make u bigger.

Nne mbok if this your make up will keep your account grounded with 7 Or 9 zeros Biko continue ooo

Poverty is bad!

E better say u get money make up them yab you than say u dey run from pillar to post they beg money to buy pant.


Toke it's all about the Benjamin's.

Mafking:
I guess you are the married woman he slept with(I know the woman{you} would have blamed everything on the poor man) ... Is it possible for one man to have sex... Mitcheew

No mind your business you hear?

Abeg make you carry my matter for head like dandruff...no worry I go pay you salary by the way that rubbish them wey u type them no consine me Mskrisx
Ur over yarning no fit buy data for me...me I still maintain my stand ONI RANU OSHI!

WOOOS! u fit go lie down for front of brt lane,nobody send anybody.gbabe!

Oni iranu oshi


*Modified *

What could be the problem with some people?

A topic was created, I made my input, and some people are just quoting me typing words that are hurtful.

I wrote my thoughts out so also you could and should do yours too!

Well am going to do so it the normal Nairaland way because I no fit come dey depressed because of cyber bullies...i can't fit die another person die oo jare

Double trouble

Chaiiiiii

Beautiful Ada Igbo

Smellymouth:
Wowwer

Lol. The babes dem no fine?

Hmnn

Chaii future hubby...God will bless you in a way that my own suprises will come multiply. Amen


Nne congtats

phemmyfour:
Its better if you didn't reply cos even the gibberish you wrote here didn't make any sense

Na u and ur kindred no go ever make sense for life.

U think say I bin surrender? Nooo I go warm up.

sammychimex:
Sweetie money is not the root of all evil, rather it's done love of money. Afterall solo wey be done wisest and richest man for Bible talk say money dey answer all things

Honey boo boo howdy? Lwkmd at your words

Nne congrats

phemmyfour:
fixed!

Do you know these words "dey your lane"

The significance of the word 'money' is as a subject matter, what I wrote there clearly indicates that either the lack,much love or abuse of it is still evil.


I need not write so much on that because every sane person knows that once you feel that money is all u need in life even when u have it or not you still want to soil hands.


Bros I no go reply you again o but if u feel say you Sabi am wella abeg submit CV for Oxford University so make you see if them fit employ you as Lecturer.

Wow

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Comedian

Nne u will not die