₦airaland Forum

Rhymez, I think and believe we already have 2 Nairaland whom o married. I oould be wrong though


1) Mr Siena and Mrs Siena (Mrs Siena changed her ID name after she got married)

2) dibolic and (I forggoten wheats her ID name but I know she is a Nairalander too). By the way, dibolic and I were friends for a very long time and I know he found his love here.

[quote author=Mr.Bones link=topic=544314.msg7088581#msg7088581 date=1289026556]Ms. Potato, vic2k3[/quote]Na waaa ooooo LMAO!!! See this yeye persin Hey why did you change your name to Mr. Bones? Which bones u go represent sef?


[quote author=Mr.Bones link=topic=544314.msg7088581#msg7088581 date=1289026556]Senorita that name fit cut ma tongue o! . Why not miss ropeto thats moreee sexy[/quote]First of all, what does ROPETO means?

I dont really care if he goes to the gym or not and I dont care if he grows fat or not. Seriously, did I fall in love with him or his body?

Awwwwww. . . . Anna, you have a crush.

Poster, that is sooo not true. Ive seen some big girls behaving like sh1t.

mediatrix8:
I like the group of the LAWYER/DEBATER, because I can feel they are responsible and gentleman! On the other hand,I also like the YEYE fowl's group, jolly good ones

Hmmmm. . . Sister, are u sure about that? You know these boys can be very dangerous

Rhymez:
@ms potato. Am a Nigerian.

U are ive seen your picture many tims before but you dont look like a Nigerian atall


[quote author=Mr.Bones link=topic=544314.msg7088335#msg7088335 date=1289019536] [size=13pt] which do u prefer i call u then. [/size] [/quote]Ms Potato, Your Highness

El Guapo:
[size=16pt] Mrs Potato,
I guess i should break it out to ya,am of the calibre of guys that hold a big aversion for Slim n Fleshy ladies<the duo sucks!!!>,then career minded n Pretty,i'ld still go for the career minded though u wld'nt take away her beauty anyway.
So why the questions?? [/size]

Just curious to know some info about you if you dont mind

UPDATE

YEYE FOWL - Mr. Cork, 190, MOBO444, semid4lyfe   - The type whom loves joking around. More like Yeye fowls if you know what I mean

I AM BOSS - slap1, buccaneer7, Seun, Sam Milla – the type whom likes to show his manly side (it could be ego too)

Hot OCTOPUS - No1madman, dobodobo, anonymousx, 170 – The type whom is basically h0rny day and night and night and day

SWEETHEARTS - ElGuapo, Rhymez, Mr. Bones, Yorisb, DAY 11+, MR Money £, Chipmunkey, Siena – The soft and gentle kind whom treats people in a neutral way

LAWYER / DEBATER - Daviddylan, jaybee, Chamotex, Debosky – The type whom is careful of who he talks to (He might only choose some people and ignore the rest) and would like having good topics of discussion even if it means its going to be a debate.

EYE CANDY - Blacghost, MrBrownJay, Oxone – The sexy ones whom is not like to say he is Hot but he is basically a girls eye candy

roymary:
, Do i really like it? I know ladies would love this, You need to create more categories that suits people like me. Lol

Im sorry . I manage to put in guys whom always post and that I know of I guess. Perhaps if you could introduce yourself than I can know which category to place u

roymary:
What a thread!

I know u like it cause I fall in love with it

Sister, please dont mind them

Ashewo means pr05.t1t.ut3 (Its definitely NOT spelled as "Ashaawo")

Iyawo means wife

(1) Is there anyone on NL list you would have intimacy with?
Yes and I wont tell u

(2) Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Morning, Afternoon and Night

(3) Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
NO WAY! This is mama Ngozi we are talking here


(4) Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Never in a million years!

(5) Shower or bath while having sex?
BOTH!

(6)Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Alittle bit of both but not too much of both either

(7) Do you love someone on NL?
Brotherly and sisterly love, yes

( Love or Money?
LOVE

(9) Credit cards or cash?
Cash

(10) Have you ever wanted a best friend?
Not really

(11) Camping or a 5 star hotel?
Both

(12) Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
On the couch

(13) Would you shave your entire body (including your head)?
NO

(14) Have you ever been to a strip club?
Yes I have to do a research


(15) Ever been to a bar?
Yep

(16) Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
No. This is Mama Ngozi we are talking about here

(17) Ever been so drunk someone else had to carry you?
Yeap!

(18) Had sex in a movie theater?
No,

(19) Had sex in a bathroom?
Yes

(20) Have you ever had sex at work?
NO

(21) Ever been to an adult store?
NO

(22) Bought something from an adult store?
Yes. ONLINE!

(23) Have you been caught having sex?
NO WAY!

(24) Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
NEVER!

(25) Ever had sex with someone and called them by the wrong name?
NO WAY! This si Mama Ngozi yet again

(26)Who do you think has the guts to re-post this?
Those whom have time to read and are free like me today

Oops! Silly me! I forggoten about "Mr. Cock Cork"

Than why did Mrs Cork say that?

WOW! Missy Elliot is Nigerian? Awwwww. . . She is sooo preety!

Rhymez:
^are you sure?

u doubting me?

1one:
So miss potato, i'm guessing others have asked this question bt i obviously missed the class, What happened on the 16th of january that certified your woman hood.

I hope it's nt being laid, becos that would be really porous.

what does porous means?

El Guapo:
[size=14pt] Career minded n pweety gorgeous, huh,i fink an amalgamation of the duo would be most well suited for El Guapo. [/size]

choose one naa

and do u prefer slim or fleshy ladies?

Rhymez:
Whats up Gabry? What category will I be then? .
Do you mind explain your signature to me?

i believe u must be under sweetheart. but im still not sure. hey are u nigerian?


my signature? guess guess

El Guapo:
[size=14pt] Eyaaaah,that would be disgusting but we would find a remedy to having our meals,atleast i can make an indomie,order a pizza and boil the h2o for coffee,so we jxt manage. [/size]

Ok, in that case would you choose a career women or a ditsy preety gorgeous women?


[quote author=Mr.Bones link=topic=544314.msg7086151#msg7086151 date=1288978340] Oh mine!!!! i feel so humbled to have made your elite class(sweethearts) .

Mrs parot sorry Mrs. repeto no Mrs. potato mehn!!! Gabry and FYI i can be very hard and rough when it is needed(u know where) [/quote]I think Im gonna change your category very soon if you wont stop caling me those sheesh kebab names

ITbomb:
When most ladies are near 27 and still unmarried they suddenly realize that body no be firewood. Some turn born again others now remember committment to one partner.
The funny part is that this is the time their agemates(guys) are just starting to have serious fun

Im 27 and I dont care seriously

Wow! After reading the posts here and some girls even claim that those whom dont ask for money is either their bf is a skin flin or poor or they are lying or they dont have a bf. . . Im surprise. I honestly am. . . Guess I can say now that whaqt jaybee said is true that it has to do with Culture. And I have to remind myself that Im not Nigerian than. . . But yet again, how can someone generalize? I know my bf's sister very well (Nigerian) and I dont see her asking money from her fiance. Na ahh!

Wislet:
*poos on his head*

LMAO! I hope its a diarrhoea~!

Uhmmm. . . Well, I dont think ive ever had one. How does it feel?