₦airaland Forum

Neurotika:
Lmao. It's your mind doing the trick. Once you are expecting something, your whole brain becomes addicted to thinking of it. Since your brain cells doesn't sleep, it replays your thoughts in a non organized manner at sleep or in your subconscious. Then you wake up and boom! God has spoken. You start a church. Since great motivation is needed to excel at anything, you start excelling at the church. It's a further prove to you that 'God' sent you. The numbers attract more crowds and you are made. Prophecy becomes easy when there is a large crowd now. 'somebody here will receive an important call before next week that will catapult his destiny'. Law of large numbers help you. Someone gets a call. He runs to the church to pay you handsomely for that 'miraculous prophecy'. The word spreads that a great man of God is somewhere. You become a General Overseer of many branches with just a normal dream you had. Is God not wonderful?

Of course God is wonderful

td2tnkstr:
Pretty Hausa girl

You call this one pretty?
You need to examine your head

Now look at what bet 9ja has caused. .

End time husband. He will never go unpunished.

What a wicked world!

Guy una see road die

Such development can never take place in a country like zoogeria.

Who wey f u c K epp?

This is the change that you asked for. So enjoy it while it last.

We all love APC. Don't we?

This is the change that you asked for.

So enjoy it while it last.

We all love APC. Don't we?

This is the change that you asked for.

So enjoy it while it last.

The zoo must fall

That's one hell of a b.l.o.w--- job.

Or maybe we can call it a pitch quickie.

I hope the guy came shaa

Their police be like man o war.
No small tin dem use beta pass the zoo police.

Sorry. Blame it on the devil

Sorry man but I hope you didn't vote for this change...

One hell of a job. Who send them? Well, the hell with Nigerian army.


They train them to be mad.

Shadow: to pick passengers along.

The Ugandans just have to blame it on buhari and his cabal together with APC.

The day of death is better than the day of one's birth.

May your good work follow you

Ministry of happiness. George Orwell. 1983. Ministry of hate.

The boy is blind then how did he see what flavour was showing to him on the phone.

Modern blindness

Just passing through..

Otuocha! The name of the town. Otu characha!!! ���

Uyiii:
if you're truly born again, I don't think you'll go blonde again.

you feel the rhymes abi, but na true talk sha;

There are no rhymes nor end rhymes there. All that's there are just repetitions of "again"

You don't understand rhymes. Quote me if u do

you called this one stunning and gorgeous? I can see you are out of your tiny mind.

Dis kind tin born again. Chat! Nothing Christianity no go see.

Evablizin:



WADA HELL.

First of all,he should be arrested and all the policemen available in the station should give him a hot slap then send him to sambisa forest.

You funny no be small. I can't stop laughing

Nwodosis:
A Fulani cow is equal to a human head, they should expect more death!

I can see how stupid and senseless you are. Your brain is made up of cow dung

They killed just few cows but the Fulanis had killed hundreds of innocent citizens. Even the madafuckin presido don't give a Bleep!

The killings will never stop until the sheep � is separated from the goat �

The people of ikot ibekwe say well done. At last the unfortunate youth president and his gang are gone for good.

Fulani herdsmen and duara secret service (DSS)

Here is the change you were clamouring for. Enjoy it while it last

jaymejate:
Anybody wey dem kill for that side now na Kidnapper?

If you know what this guy has done in my village you won't pity him. I'm so very happy he is dead

trolley:
"iso akpafid". Hahahaha. Don't ask me what the name means.

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My guy the name means shit face. The idiot is from my village

This bastard has been terrorising my village. Thank God he's gone forever. Iso akpafid adodiok ano fi.