₦airaland Forum

Offpoint:
True true, konji na Bastarrd. it's not a respecter of no title or man...

I pity the wife wedding night. imagine a man starved of sex for 25 years being released to FINALLY CAN on your daughter. nightmare for the bride and bed.

The man go kpa kpa kpa kpa kpa kpa at the speed of light for straight 1 hour before kpo...

You can't be categorical that he never played any game for 25 years.

Bros, today is certainly a special day in your life. But do you wish yourself happy birthday? The normal thing to do is let others know that today is your birthday and your well-wishers would send you Birthday wishes.

livebyday:
All transsion devices are garbage , pure unadulterated garbage

They are the epitome of poor , dustbin phones

For you to advise him to spend his hard earned money on that is totally unacceptable

Shame on you

Cheers

How come you are saying "cheers" to the person you've insulted.

FromZeroToHero:
ok but don't come back after 3monts and open any thread like "Neatly used infinix hot 8 for sale"

Hahahahah! That's my reaction for now.

showafrica:
Honda get PHD for suspension matter..

It's professorship, I tell you.All those blaming the roads are trying to shift blame. This phenomenon is mostly associated with honda; other brands record is good. Honda disappoints even if you drive on smooth roads only. Let's not deny honda (at least eod downwards)the unenviable title of "king of ball joint failure."

kristian98:
Hit like if you hate Buhari

You should have solicited your people's help in your empty-headed call.

Lie No.1 fvcking busted by lie No.2. This is fuvking lie No.3 waiting for lie No. 4 to fvcking bust it.

Bigzigg:
Picture or I don't believe it....

How can you, when you dont believe even in yourself.

voltron14:
Nigerians don't like good news.

Had she said "hmm what a smelly place" this thread would have gotten 14 pages already.

Moreover, some are bitter it isn't from their region.

Inside Nigerian life.

Good observation, bros. If it's bad news about our dear native land of Nigeria, brats and uncouth elements will extend the post to pages with invective. Kadaria has made her observation; disprove her, if you can.

Ha, na waoh for naija Christianity and its pastors - covering one humongous lie/scam with another gigantic empty-headed lie!!! And the followers will always buy the sh!t as usual.

Ngwamankillyou:
We are about to do so soon..

Split a shithole and that gives you two shitholes.

Ngwamankillyou:
When are we going to hear about groundnut pyramid and coco signing agreement to better the economy, this parasite of a president should find a natural resource in his enclave and stop poking nose on other people's God's given mineral... Split this shiit hole.

What's stopping you shithole dweller from splitting it?

If you look closely you will see that Mr Kanu appears to be waking up between his thighs. Do u agree?

Mood11:
They want to Legalize Óró

Na people wey dey live for Ikorodu and Ikotun go suffer am pass

As if Sunday isn't a public holiday. What's good for the goose.....

Lordwheez:
Wetin Adamu no go see for gate... Lol

Hahaha, christianity and scam! I tell you, nothing okoro no go see for shrine.

I had a first hand knowledge of this, so listen carefully- check whether the child has tongue-tie. If you dont know how to check it, seek the help of a nurse or go to hospital.

MEJOISLAND:
Thats no fiction Musa, my ppriend.
Thats the reality of the system of education here in the North. Learn to tell yourself the truth even for once although your eyes have been covered by the things you deem unquestionable

Mr truth, continue with your lies!

Good. Keep improving on your fiction writing.

FarahAideed:
There is no time I have had any delay at that airport , your luggage must have been flagged for search since you behave like corrupt person

But he was still delayed. He's right; you're speculating.

pacespot:
At least they built their country better than Nigeria to attract tourists.

I tell you there are worse things going on in Nigeria than this. Don't even let me start to mention.

Tourists are doing more harm in that country spreading all sorts of inequities. All the negatives coming out of Kenya is as a result of influence of these tourists engaging in unAfrican, immoral behaviours. Why do you think Kenya is the Hq of HIV, prostitution etc? Op abi you want those perverts and satanic elements called tourists to head towards your area so that you can make dollars hiring your beloved to the eediots?

Just2endowed2:
My brother, God bless you. That word hustle means to defraud.

Bros it isn't so. Maybe you're using Micheal West dictionary lol, but good dictionaries do not necessarily associate hustle with fraud. Dictionary.Com has this entry under the definition of hustle:
"to be aggressive, especially in business or other financial dealings".

This entry is from Merrian Webster:
"to move or work in a quick and energetic way".

These capture the essence of hustle in the context most young people use it in Nigeria. It is the element of aggressiveness and energetic pursuit that makes the effort a hustle.

Xstremebj:
na dem culture jhor,jos d wey engineers dey wear helmet

No bros, engineers wear helmet on site for protection in the event of accident. In Nigeria lawyers inherited the wig from the English, but in England today the use of wig is relegated. So, if you're a lawyer and somebody says you're "kolomental" abeg no vex.

Blame colonial mentality plus stupidity. Ironically, we copied it from the English, but they've discarded the use of wigs by lawyers in civil courts in England. Nigerian lawyers still cling to wigs as if it's their birthright despite our hot weather. Their mumu don do.

"Not- too- young- to - run" guys and babes how una dey?

Let's see how the church pastor and members will refuse to turn the other cheek in disobedience to the scriptures. Cool 670k collected by the pastor on behalf of the father and to be spent by the pastor on behalf of the father. Chai, this guy don pour sand for the pastor's garri.

Laryne:
Who pays the bills?
Has Chioma contributed 50kobo to the child's life aside from positioning herself to be impregnated by Davido...

Heh! Nothing wey okoro no go hear for shrine.

Emescot:
I like the fact they don't believe in hell, their explanation on that makes sense, but I hate the fact they don't pray before anything, I hate the fact they don't see Jesus as God, I hate the fact that they think their Bible is the only correct one, I hate that they teach that every other religion is a tool of the devil, they teach that Christ will found a temporary kingdom here on earth, but forgot I that Jesus said in John's Gospel "My kingdom is not of this World...".

What do I know self...

"if Christians imbibed some of their lifestyles" - you're implying JW aren't Christians, the same way they condemn you guys too. Confusion! confusion!! Confusion!!! That's why when a person says " I am a Christian", you will need to ask which one of the thousands of christianities the person follows.

Halezis:
I just got another message now that I'll be charged 4₦ for every 20 seconds of USSD usage. It's a stupid shit hole country we find ourselves in with too many unnecessary billings.

As a you're a shithole dweller, why this useless complaint?

obainojazz:


The only safe way is to not go at all..

Disbelieve if you like, but Maiduguri is safer than many cities outside NW. If you are in PH, how safe are you?

At this very moment, I would like to say uneqivocally without mincing words and without fear of contradiction that my comment is: No Comment!

greatbrian:
Half the truth is often a great lie. They can't just Start making you into a punching bad without you acting AS a catalyst. When you are ready to explain the full story and how you Insulted them, you can check back.

If she's ngbatee, ngbatee, you can bet your balls that she did insult first.