₦airaland Forum

In this life only God can save you from other people's machinations and from your own human weaknesses.
Abba Kyari's major weakness was his crave for publicity. His high-risk job, however, requires he stays underground working anonymously.
Let us Pray:
Our father in Heaven, oh Allah, save us from our own weaknesses and let not our enemies find us out.
Hallelujah! Allahu Akbar!

Lordjiggs09:
I actually have nothing to say.

You have said that you have nothing to say - that's what you have to say.

Igbo people so love hausa boys and girls that they even steal them and take them to igboland. If I hear any nyamiri say aboki again....!

baralatie:
I don't understand why people should divorce

People came into this world single( even twins, unless conjoined), so they want divorce to return to their natural single status.

Poloyanabo2:
641 slots for only Borno state?
Meanwhile Rivers state got only 150 slots, my friend wasn't even picked ...
So much for one Nigeria, SMH!

Maybe they don't trust rivers guys, perhaps they're domestic terrorists ( aka militants). But those borno boys are going into the army for the love of their dear country. May God continue to bless our dear native land of Nigeria and shame her detractors.

Jones4190:
Ipob are systemically defeated

And fantastically humiliated, with the capture of Nnamdi Kanu like a rat by Buhari's boys and keeping him in the zoo feeding him watery beans for bf, dark amala for lunch and soaked sandy garri as dinner. What a humiliation!

WaffenSS:
There are 3 types:

The unarmed, harmless ones you see everyday

The armed ones who are protective of their livestock, but who occasionally trample on crops and can be vengeful and violent

The armed bandits who rarely shepherd livestock, but are geared up to kidnap for money only.

You're ABSOLUTELY correct.

But many Christians hate JW people - why? Putting is a Christian too.

obembet:
Na she be the first lady you sleep with? Many of you guys put ladies in that situation. So karma is waiting for all of you. You can spoil someone future wife and I expect to get the best

Well said.

Kuginzi:
Some people are hear masturbating about another person's decision. How does it affect you?

Ipob brats masturbate over almost everything.

Looking at the pics, the man doesn't look like he's "normal".

faceland:
If you please a customer they can tip you $100 which is most graduates monthly salary in our shithole.

Ordinary university student drink coffee of $5 every morning (not food, just coffee).

Higher income and higher cost of living and ma sure you can find a amateur that would do it for far less because barbers have to go to school and get license before opening shop which is why they act that way. If they vex you, you can sue them to bankruptcy.

We don hear, but you must cough up $30 for a haircut, willy-nilly.

The reason given for the sacking of the pastor confirms that there are just a few churches in Nigeria. Most of the structures labelled churches are in reality business centres. The common thread among these business centres is emphasis on money collection. There's one business man, aka Bishop, who's always harping on money, money, money aka tithing.
WHITHER CHRISTIANITY NIGERIANA!!!

Young man, you should have asked for advice before taking the plunge. Now that you're in deep waters, you'll have to swim all alone or ....!

MemoriesAndMe:
$30. Atlanta, Georgia US. Be thankful in Nigeria for paying less that $2 for a haircut.

Japa obsessionist shebi una dey hear.
May God continue to bless our dear native land of Nigeria.

lordally:
I tried it once and the kind rashes and CrawCraw wey I get for head after the barbing ehn Omo I regret am! I just don't know why I get reactions whenever I use a blade to barb my head. I have a clipper so I barb skin so this has saved me a lot of money from going to the saloon to barb! But clipper doesn't give me the Shiny Skin cut I would love to have!

Get you own shaving kit and engage the northern guy for N100 to do the job. Shikena.

WHITHER NIGERIA:

North - bandits everywhere.

South East - kidnappers, esn terrorists, armed robbers and killer cultists everywhere.

South West - robbers everywhere.

South South - domestic terrorists everywhere.

The airline is owned by an igbo man. I have nothing more to add.

Now is time to invest in animal husbandry. LIP is not just for fulani. If you know, you know.

More of this is coming as long as those stupid so- called prophecies continue to be dished out by fraudsters masquerading as "men of god".

At least this will allow her to embellish her Cv with "former governorship candidate". Not ruling her out, though, because her people on the bench can do mago- mago for her after the voters may have rejected her. Men, another Supreme court governor loading.

velocity25:
baby bandit your seniors are bringing down military aircrafts and killing policemen, you are here showing your idiocy.may God punish you there.

Mind your what you say, young man, lest your words boomerang.

alizma:
There is this saying, if you are going to be a gentleman, be a gentleman but if you choose the other way, let it be confirmed that you re not a gentleman. Though I do not support mocking but going by the way Igboho had previously display or made people to believe he has juju, by his statements and things he put on, I have been disappointed from the very day his house was raid and his boys killed without resistance from him.
Haba, I was expecting Igboho to have power to disappear when things get beyond his physical control, to stand AK-47 or to even have power to command security operatives to believe what he wants them to believe, things like afose, ijaya, mayehun etc not just someone that can be ordered around by police Sergeant or even a Corporal.
Igbokwe may be wrong some how but not totally wrong. Those who believe in juju need to ask themselves some questions indoors, could it be that Igboho did not prepare well or those things are really not effective or better still, he jam someone stringer than him in those two occasions( his house invasion and subsequent arrest)

Those useless things he hung on his body were to scare mumus. A couple of erstwhile mopol guys would have arrested him easily or worse silence him pata - pata.
BTW, now that everyone don see with their koro- koro eyes the insecurity occasioned by disbanding mopol, the stupid #Endsars noise makers should apologise to the good people of nigeria for their misguided action.

Like Kanu, like ogboho - both captured like rats by Buhari boys. Both will be fed watery beans for bf, dark amala for lunch and sandy eba for dinner. Prize to pay for inciting violence.

lkillbrokehoes:
This boy, why are you still using the [f] on your moniker ehn

He's a spoiled brat.

IVORY2009:
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Don't wish people who are alive rip, because you never can tell what tomorrow might bring to you, you might be wished/biffed rip tomorrow, you know what tomorrow may bring, careful what you wish others.

Far from wishing him r.i.p, but fact is Kanu is completely finished in the hands of his hausa/ fulani captors. In fact right now they should be feeding him watery beans for bf, dark amala for lunch and soaked sandy garri for dinner. Sad end to a murder inciter.

Waste of time - Nigeria should"explain" manner of arrest; na only explain o, nothing more. Kanu called Nigeria a zoo and he was arrested by Buhari's boys like a rabbit in Kenya and is being kept in the zoo. Kanu's IQ is abysmally low that's why Buhari's boys could easily capture him, not once but twice. Too bad for the British citizen, for he can't ever go back to his country because conviction for treason is death sentence. Kanu's own is finished - you can say r.i.p in advance if you wish.

Even if if he's doing it for political or whatever reason, it is still a good gesture.

davidtemi:
me dat I dnt even like to use bed

So you just put the mattress on the floor and A-C-T-I-O-N! Your head dey there, aswiya!

emmanuelewumi:
On the floor

Set, Go! - gi di ga da gbola gi di ga ga ga gbisssssssh!

Talkative Kukah - 1
Combative Garba Shehu - 1

Fahdiga:
Shut up Aboki

Kanu boys hate to hear the truth. In your ipobian eyes is that awkward design a suspension bridge?