₦airaland Forum

Staphylococcus:
APC winning Anambra and nothing anybody can do about it.

The states need quality and standard projects, only APC can deliver.

Not building a cement depot and calling it Airport, or building a fake counterfeit substandard suspension bridge.

"fake counterfeit substandard suspension bridge." Hahahaha! Absolutely true.

Peter Obi:
male, Igbo, catholic, selfish, stingy, cunny, politician, married (officially one wife; unofficial status unknown).

ojun50:
Do make you go marry one no be to come here dey make mouth

Chai! Maybe him na yoloba, na them dey make mouth for everything.

Niece:
What stops him from being the first to tar the roads?

Exactly!

chrisanderson99:
Miriam Chidiebele Olusanya.

An full blooded Igbo woman who married a yoruba muslim and divorced him when he started misbehaving.

She has a most beautiful name, Maryam ( sometimes misspelled as miriam) - why cancelling and substituting with chidi something, abi na shitting something.

Serichsporech:
Why I no fit see this kind girl marry na

Keep on searching. If in the end you still no see, sha manage the one wey you see.

This is the most hilarious story since time. If you have a more hilarious one, post it here and get three bombastic gbosas.

Chai! Chaos everywhere. Haba! Which kind wahala be all this? Make man kuku dey chill for him small domot in this our dear native land of naija.

Kanu, captured like a rat and now in a zoo.
Allahu Akbar! Hallelujah!

Italy were the better side and deserved to win. Shikena.

wunmi590:
Bros speak for yourself, all my ex are just two and they are all married and doing fine in their respective home...

Infact I delete all their numbers on my phone and delete everything about them...

If you have cheated on your wife before nah your palava be that.....

Hahahaha, I would believe you if I want to. No wahala!

Renforce:
South Africans have a lot in common with Northerners in Nigeria

Are you sure your m.oblangata is intact? Just asking.

wunmi590:


I didn't do that during my courtship nah now when I don marry I go come do am...

I have never cheated before, even when I was still doing boyfriend and girlfriend, I'm always faithful to one partner....

Honestly, I don't know if it's only me, to cheat dey always fear me, not even these days that you hear the lady die in someone's hotel....


Chai, my liver no carry cheating, my wife is too dam good and innocent to cheat on her

Beside I'm not a sex freak....

"I have never cheated before, even when I was still doing boyfriend and girlfriend, I'm always faithful to one partner...."
This means your preek/pvssy has cheated on the person you married long before you married. Cheating in futuro! Besides, you can't be trusted because the psychology of cheating is such that you can hook up again with your ex and re-enact the "good old days". Once a cheater, you keep on keeping on with the habit.

Men, you just have to give it to Nigeria's intelligence service. Those guys captured Nnamdi Kanu like a rat, not once but on two different occasions. They could have easily despatched him secretly without trace, but chose to accord him a fair hearing before sending him to God.
May God continue to bless our dear native land of Nigeria and decimate her detractors.

Chai! After capturing Nnamdi Kani like a rabbit, Buhari is hounding and decimating Esn like rats right in the heart of igboland.
May God continue to bless our dear native land of Nigeria and shame her detractors.

Freestainworld:
One should be careful when angered over stupid things.

The irony is it's impossible to exercise caution when you're angry. Anger takes away your sense of reasoning. Just train yourself to avoid getting angry unnecessarily. And never touch alcohol - these brothers were both under the influence - because a drunken person is basically out of his senses and can do anything.

majamajic:
Officially invited to a burial of a colleague ?

Hahahaha, they are v.i.p and must be invited!

Mikecold:
Is there any Islamic cleric that can be talked of like T. B Joshua across the divide when they pass on today?


Just food for thought when ever i remember sheik Gumi, sheik Pantami

And who is talking of T.B Joshua - Catholics or Pentecostals?

NewDelhi:
There's nothing mysterious or alahu Akbar about it. It's a phenomenon science has been able to explain

Still, it happened according to God's will. Allahu Akbar! Hallelujah!

A criminal should be arrested. Igbowo and his accomplices are criminals and they must be arrested by any means possible at any time. All that is necessary is get the criminals behind the bar. After that femi falana and Co. can dissipate their energy in futile arguments.
Kudos also to Buhari for the capture of another terrorist, Nnamdi Kanu.
God bless our dear native land of Nigeria and decimate her detractors.

naijapips02:
Same way you are enabling and siding with UGM. So we should arrest you too.

Hahahahaha! Nothing more to add.

There's a world of difference between Gumi and Nnamdi Kanu. Kanu, after jumping bail, has been posting videos/audio messages online instigating killing of police and soldiers, dozens of whom have been murdered by kanu's Esn bastards. The children and other family members of these victims of Kanu's lawlessness are waiting to pounce on the eediot murderer in the event the court do not order his execution or the politicians drag their feet on it. Kanu has been captured twice like a rat and this time around must have his day with the hangman.
Gumi is not a murderer and has infact been calling on govt and bandit for a truce. Gumi, though a former military officer, is a trouble shooter/ peace maker now.

CAN has also failed abysmally for not praying that the students be not kidnapped. Even now the prophets among them should order the bandits to return the unfortunate students immediately.

See how the headline makes it look like it's innocent Sarah Alade who personally caused what was clearly an accident. Maybe the tricycle was even at fault, to start with. Anyway, thank goodness no life was lost - rendering the kai-kai + weed induced reaction of other tricycle operators akin to madness, which it is.

Love of money...!

What's the point of "relocating" only to end up in poverty or crime? In South Africa you will see guys from a particular part of Nigeria selling airtime recharge vouchers on the street. Is it not the height of stupidity to sell your lucrative business in Onitsha to go and hussle in the crime-infested streets of South Africa? Or leave your teaching job at a federal university to go and be shop security guard in London?

Now, question is, at these village markets who is v.i.p and who's commoner.

She forget to add 'you post stupid things on social media' to complete the rubbish she spewed.

God bless you bros for this post. And may God continue to bless our dear native land of Nigeria and decimate her detractors.

FreeStuffsNG:
“He has not killed anybody nor has he asked anybody to kill. He is only fighting for the freedom of the people which is their fundamental human right.”






This statement from the family is a proof that he is from a dysfunctional family background. Little wonder, he ended up this way. Once the family gets it right , the society gets it right. Please pay attention to the family you're building today. Instil in your family duty, honour, integrity, patriotism and most of all, the fear of God. May God bless Nigeria. All the enemies of Nigeria will lose las las. They always lose.

gidgiddy:
The problem is that you people dont understand is that the problem of Biafra is not going to go away because Kanu is in detention, it is likely to get worse

Did I mention biafra? I don't care a hoot about biafra. Nnamdi Kanu instigated the cold- blooded murder of 21 police officers. If he is not sentenced and dealt with accordingly by the courts, the family members of the slained police officers won't allow Kanu to get away with this monstrous crime.

Pathetic! Igbos killing igbos in cold blood.