₦airaland Forum

Onion bandits will be sad with this news.

Why are onion bandits obsessed with Tinubu?

If your bank account is so-so you're deceiving yourself to think girls will be head over heels for you these days because of your looks. In fact, with your koro-koro eyes you will be seeing girls flocking after ugly guys with fat account balance. A girl once said, "Na handsome i go chop?"

Duru9:
My dad is late though
Had it been he's still alive I won't wish him anything

Big mistake. You can't "de-father" your biological father. No matter how you feel about him now, he's gone and only God has the final say over everyone's destiny. Holding grudges with a deceased parent, or indeed anyone else, is a gargantuan mistake. From a religious perspective, you seek forgiveness for yourself and for your parents.

A hard man is good to find.

Yoloba amaka!

gidgiddy:
I like Ibom Republic. I just hope it wont be a one time thing we never hear of again

Hahaha, your prophecy can't fail.

A true pastor shouldn't have a kai-kai filled tummy, should he?

These people with their stewpid get- rich - quick syndrome

alizma:
This is why a lot of Nigerians fail English language. They said someone returned money and ATM card he found within ATM premises and many of you are saying is not possible for ATM to pay more than this or that amount. Is it stated that the said money was withdrawn from the mechine, what makes you think that is not possible for the person to had withdrew the main money across the counter, only for him to remember that he need small money for something, then quickly thought of using the ATM for the small money and the ended up forgetting the main money he came out of the bank with?

Man, you are a first-class material. Another angle to the story could be that the whole thing was due to machine malfunction.

If this incident had happened in Nigeria Kanu boys will spend the whole of today masturbating on it, insulting themselves thinking they 're insulting others.
God bless our dear native land of Nigeria and decimate her detractors.

jerrybakermillz:
Lovely,but this one no look like low-key marriage

Hahahahaha, you can call it low high-key marriage.

tuzle:
The guy who said Ahmed Musa wore a slippers to the wedding, I can bet that slippers is more expensive than all your shoes. If person wey do wedding no complain, why u con dey complain

Maybe he's a Kanu boy or onion bandit - unreasonable criticism is in their kai-kai diluted blood.

Forget, na yoloba him be!

Bad news for Kanu boys, domestic terrorists aka nd militants, bandits, boko boys and other undesirables.
God bless our dear native land of Nigeria and decimate her detractors.

starz100:
Which criminals? Has the government been able to arrest all the bandits up north killing and maiming innocent souls. In our present Nigeria, every region must have its own freedom fighters in order for the people of that region to survive.

The chief criminal is flexing in his country, even mocking you by posting his porn pics, while the mumu followers are being hunted down here. No be only freedom fighters...!

Kondomatic:
Both Tonto and the school are mad.

Chai, that's double madness! Seriously serious!

hecomeshome:
You dis Fulani boy, you know nothing about militants. For your knowing, the Nigeria army tried to arrest Tompolo several times, but failed, as the casualties were very heavy on the side of the army. But your mumu army will not tell you this.

Look at you talking casualties. Which casualty will be recorded if helicopter gunships, long-range artillery or shortly the game-changing super Tucano planes are deployed against the criminals. Pmb should change from soft to hard. A hard man is needed - Nigeria can't be handled by a gentleman.

Keep deceiving yourselves. If the c- in- c orders Tompolo's arrest he will be arrested. The problem with pmb is, he's too soft with eediots - See what is happening in Imo: he should just order NAF to flatten the den of onion bandits, but he is serving them just Ak-47 cookies. Where is Abacha when you need him most!

Kanu boys are not happy with this post. What will they do now? Commit suicide?

moriss33:
Oga mai suya...these are your Muslim brethren...stealing old peoples pension without impunity & fear of allah.

Oga gala hawker your bloda cultists and armed robbers nko?

"Francis Atuche is married to Elizabeth Atuche with children. He is a christian. He's from Delta state, not from the North. "
Shikena!

kenzysmith:
My brother I curse the ist day I indugle in it till this moment regret upon regret

Ah, so you are one of them! More power to your blokos.

ChiefSosa:
I don't get stories like this. So, you mean while the guy was thrusting in and out, that at no time did he pull out before being stuck? Or did the gods know when he was about to cum so they trapped his gbola?

Exactly! You have said it and that's exactly what you have said! Kikikikikiiiiiiii, I laugh in raw pidgin!

Seriously, I believe if the man proceeds all the way until orgasm, his fornicating priick will lose its erection after discharging the juice and will release itself easly from the vice grip of the fornicating pvssy.

SS and SE remain the most dangerous regions in Nigeria.

Grace001:
Really... I thought Islam considered Christians as infidel.

How is that possible for Muslims to worship with infidels in the same building.

You're exposing your ignorance.

Beancounter93:
Yeah, Rochas, Gandollars and even that Supreme court governor in Imo all got in there via corruption and should be investigated , same as Wike.

At some point, if we all want good governance, we need to put aside party, religon and so on and chase those corrupt buzzards out.

Gandollars especially.

Comparing agbalumo with puff- puff. Rochas & the others you mentioned are in the right camp - while Wike is not. Man, in politics you have to be smart- but not too late for wike to do the needful (if you know, you know).

For Wike the hour is fast approaching. But he can save his skin by consulting with a smart "man of god" and he would be advised to do the needful (after 10 days of dry fasting followed by 21 days of white fasting). Hahahaha, if you can't beat them, join them. Almighty defection loading.

[quote author= post=102770324]From beginning to the end of the write-up, nothing about the actual fare was mentioned.
And that is the main thing Nigerians are waiting to read.

What manner of Journalism is this?![/quote]It's either written by an ipob, always brainless, or by someone with ipob mindset.

Every mumu who believes this letter will remain a mumu forever.

How come orji kalu is looking like he's her husband!