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D guy fall hand no b small.

my guy, me sef i tire o. sh.t was hilarious tho

My brethren, tell the people of Central America with emphasis on Haiti to cleanse their heart of Idolatry and witchcraft.Let them read and meditate on the Book of Exodus 20:3-5,Jeremaiah 7:18-20 and Ezekiel 30:1-26

^^^^^^pot callin kettle black. charity begins at home

Haiti is similar to the rest of Latin America in that it is a predominantly Roman Catholic country with 80%-85% professing Catholicism and approximately 20% professing Protestantism. A small but growing population of Muslims exists in the country, principally in the capital of Port-au-Prince.

from: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Culture_of_Haiti#Religion_of_Haiti

my friend, get ur facts straight b4 u start spilling gibberish

I have bumped across alotta threads wit females on here talkin bout how naija guys are quick to utter the words "i love u" to chics. i didn't think nuthin of it till last nite when we took dis dude who just flew in to the U.S clubbing, n after a few drinks i noticed random chics walking out on him after brief conversations, only to find out dat within 5 mins of these conversations dude was quick to utter the words "i love u" n his excuse was like "mehn, akata babes fine o", dude didn't actually realize how weird n awkward his "i love u" style of hitting on chics seemed,

just took me to back in d days in naija secondary school where instead of going wit d flow u had to wait on a chic to officially confirm yes or no to your toasting. me thinks dis i love u phrase for naija guys is just a way of saying "i wanna date u or sumthin". had a good laff off dis guy's misdemeanors afterwards

, and dont mind Onlytruth, it has nothing to do wit her being bigger than u, but more wit how women are built (they think more wit their emotions dat why all the logic you're trying to talk wit dis ur girl is falling on answering machine), n dats why all dat ur former plans of talking to pastors or relatives wont cut it, it takes two (you and her) to tango, even if she listens to logic from pastors n relatives it will eventually still fall apart since evidently u too are not emotionally on d same page right now, n also dont mind Onlytruth's talk of a plan (aka rushing into marriage), u probably would have been regretting it by now cos dis feeling ur girl is having now even comes more n quicker in marriage (cos of dat feeling of entrapment), n wit d way she's handling dis now; ur marriage would have been one living hell of lovelessness

Actually, when i decide to go "hunting" again, it's gonna be for animal instincts.Period!

This whole love thingy is all a facade.It ain't real. Call it one of the seven biggest lies since the evolution of homo sapiens. I'm hurt emotionally but i'll heal at some point.Love is an over rated lie that doesn't exist else why do people break up? I need to get my objectivity back on track. . .and see "relationships" as "mating unions" and nothing more.

bro, now u're over reacting (just cos of one failed relationship experience) "true" love is real, trust me, but u got to understand wat it entails first, true love is not just the euphoric feeling (infatuation) it encompasses everything, both the good n the bad, dats why to build true love takes hard work (from both sides), when u see couples growing old together, its hard work u see right there, becos we're all different individually, there sure is gon be diagreements, fights, differeces, but its how you (both) handle (work on) it that seperates the real from the fake, u ask, why do people break up? the answer is what i explained earlier, love starts wit feelings (lust) which is more like fantacy, where see ur partner as a knight in shiny armor, but when all dat starts to fade, when u both start to see both ur weaknesses(cos no human is perfect) is when the real work starts, the weak ones(like dis ur girl) will fall off n the strong will work on it, n thats where true love starts to come into play

yea, u're right, u need to get ur objectives back on track (tho its not wat u said), n dat is 4 now, start working on/thinking of "you", enjoy the single life n trust me, u may eventually find dat one

many are confusing the issue . . . the fault isnt harakiri's. Madam is just tired and wants to try out a new clubside.  
Transfer-list the chic and start shopping for a new main striker.

true talk, but dont start looking immediately since u probably gon still have feelings 4 dis one, u gon need to heal emotionally then things will happen naturally n u'll most definitely find someone who'll love u 50/50 (unlike in this case), goodluck

what is happening here is normal in every relationship, but only the real ones survive the test, n most importantly, it takes two to tango

1. all relationships start with that high (infatuation)
2. then it starts to fade (n this is where unstable girls start thinking the grass is probably greener on the other side)
3. and this is when any "other" man that gets in her ear will take dat attention u guys are suppose to be sharing together
4. cos dat normal first high (infatuation) is going to be present in dis new thing (but truth is its all the same in every situation)
5. a strong woman instead of using her emotional energy for dat new thing will use dat energy to work on wat she already has (dis ur girl is not doing)
6. ur girl is most probably physically cheating on ur already(too many red flags) n most definitely emotionally cheating on u right now, dats why n space in her emotions to even bother to hear u out
7. if u're in the US i'd have suggested relationship councelling but since u're in naija its best u dump her ass right away cos right now, she's only thinking bout herself while u're killing ur head bout the both of u
8. she will most definitely regret her action once u dump her n when she relaizes the grass is not actually greener on the other side, but will u be able to accept her selfish self then? cos by then she probably has gone to taste the waters outside n if she dont find someone better is when she comes back but if she finds someone she thinks is better, you're history
9. so, the question is, do u want to be a doormate to a woman? a second choice?
10. common man, release the alpha male in you b4 ur woman turn u to wimp (legbere)

How easily people mar their destinies

destiny ko, destiny ni, sorry not everyone be mugu to fall for such fear mongering used in emptying out ya pockets in d name of god

by speaking when wisdom demands they simply keep quiet,maybe just listen.

*shake my head*

its dangerous to speak against a man who is God's messenger

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na wah, nigerians, gods messenger ko, gods messenger ni

Ok,you may say,he is not God's messenger,and what if you are wrong? It means you incur God's wrath. Remember Moses & those that spoke against him in the Bible. Just that God is so merciful these days. Guys,take my advice -keep quiet!

ya, i say he's not god's messenger in no way, shape or form, he's just a wise guy using nigeria's superstitous gullibility to line his pockets, how do i know? cos i'm god's messenger, Ok,you may say,i am not God's messenger,and what if you are wrong? It means you incur God's wrath. Remember Moses & those that spoke against him in the Bible. Just that God is so merciful these days. Guy,take my advice -keep quiet

you see how much sence dis ur logic makes

Yes he can, he uses Longman publishers.
Seriously, all this moses, elijah, mohammed and other dem dem were serious control freaks. How else would they hang on to power if you're not scared of the authority they carry? How else would they be believed to have such authority if they dont scare people with GOD SAID THIS AND THAT, HELL, HEAVEN etc.

funny enough the moses n elijah's of the old testament never knew/talked about any heaven or hell sef

, in the Old Testament we see no evidence of God saying to Israel, you follow me you will spend eternity with me in heaven and if you don't and are unfaithful you will spend eternity in hell. Hades and Hell aren't even mentioned in the Old Testament, na wah

Posted by: tpia.

my question would be why cant God help mudley1123 sound less muddled

does this mean there's no God, since he obviously hasnt intervened in mudley123's situation?

can u pls stick to the topic n the topic question pls. why u dey vex?

no where in my post did i suggest there's no god. i just want to know the rational behind the claim that writings from a variety of ancient jewish men(which contains a bunch of jewish folklores passed down thru oral tradition n in which they ofcourse claim to be the chosen people of god; since they wrote it themselves,duh), how these writings now can now be termed the word of a god that in the same book is shown to be able to write himself

Posted by: mrmayor

Another fact to take into account is that Suzanne Hinn has been reported to have been suffering from mental problems for a number of years and has been on medications.

seeing the video below i dont doubt this claim

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"Pastor Benny Hinn and his immediate family were shocked and saddened to learn of this news without any previous notice,"

see man wen dey claim to speak directly wit god. god nor fit tell am

holding events he calls "Miracle Crusades" that include spiritual healings

apparently he couldn't apply his spiritual healing powers to his own marriage

More nonsense drivel. . . . .God wrote a book is nothing other than men saying that "I want you to believe my stories". . . . No god wrote anything any were, until you can produce a god and show that he wrote any book you should not expect any body to take your drivel seriously. . . . . Isnt it Funny that when men were ignorant, less creative and could only write on walls and stone that their god was also with thjem wroting on stones with them. . .I will expect an all powerful god to write in the sky so that all of them could see even if they could not read, or even invent a better material on which his alleged words could be written on like paper and write on it but no god was busy writing on stone and walls when men were with out papers. . . .So funny. . . . .

well, it could just be dat worldly 21st century technology had not gotten to heaven then dats why the writing on stones n tablets by god, probably heavenly stone age

Foolish question, If God writes a book will you accept it? will you believe?
The one God wrote did you believe?  Your DNA and all the organs of  you bodies were written by God . If you dont accept his existence how will you belive any physical book he writes.

Foolish answer, or rather, still haven't answered the question to the thread topic, when god supposedly wrote the mosaic ten commandment laws, he wrote em himself in a tablet n handed em to moses, why then did god decide to leave the writing work of the bible to men who were not witness to the events, if he can do complicated stuff like "write" dna's n organs into my body(according to u), wats so hard then about writing simple words on a piece of paper or scroll or sumthin, ?

Posted by: inedi

He is a great mancrook, He even commended TB joshua of doing great workscams.

It is not verified if it was the boy , and whatever the case , if it was him or not,that is not an issue, It is possible to loose a healing if the person stop following God , satan can take occation to afflict him again. It is like a doctor telling a man that has heart problem not to smoke again, and the man goes back to smoke , if he dies, you  cant blame the doctors.

excuses,excuses, excuses, now check out the video below to watch one of these other charlatants pathetic display n come n tell me why dat poor lil girl had to be decieved she was healed only to die soon afterwards, or the girl too went to smoke again after healing?

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There is possibility someone may lose his healing ; for several reasons. Sin,Umbelief or doubt and lack of continuity in Gods word

did u watch the video at all? what about dat little boy dat was supposedly healed of blindness at d crusade but is still blind till today??

remember these guys frequently claim to speak wit god (like their contemporaries in naija). does god not let him know wen sumone claiming to be healed is not actually healed?

in the video, when confronted wit the question of raising someone from d dead he panicked n said he had no proof d man was actually dead b4 but dat is wat he was told. dis is a man who gets spoken to by god n speak to god but god cant help him verify these things? oh, maybe he's only more confident saying dis outrageous stuff wen in the presence of his gullible mugus cos they would swallow anything hook, line n stinker, like the nigerian GO dat told a story of sharing tea wit god, smh

Yeaah! God writes,He even wrote on walls!

yea, dat has already been established in my original post

so, (i repeat), since its established dat god can write. dont u find something wrong with the book u're quoting from above, refered to as "gods word" but was written by men, when evidently god can write? god was supposedly present during all the happenings in the bible so why leave the authorship to men who where not physically present wen a talkin snake was tempting eve or wen moses was chattin wit a burning bush?

u dont see anything wrong with the veracity of men who claim to have written the words of a god that can write

[center][flash=400,300]http://www.youtube.com/watch/v/D2tSlXq2wz4[/flash][/center]

Posted by: Evang. Olu 
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I'm surprised to see people speaking against God Almighty.

Be careful of what you say about God to avoid the anger on you. When Miriam and Aaron Spoke against Moses I hope you remember what God did to Miriam, that was just a man now you are blaming God for not writing and translating the Holy Bible Himself and you were even bold to say the christian god remember that God is not a respecter of any man. Be warned

1. i am not blaming god, i am just asking a question i felt those with biblical know how could help answer

2. I refered to the "christain god" cos evidently from the fables told in their holy books by most religions, these gods are evidently not one and the same

3. now can you pls stick to the topic/question n help me answer the question instead of helping your god threaten fire n brimestone

Posted by: babaearly

Guys shut up. Timaya is singing trash! Whats these enemies, enemies this, enemies that, men buzz off. How long are you gonna keep singing for your enemies?[/b]Naija we need to grow up with our music,

He's gonna keep singing for enemies cos of the existence of [b]people like you

, and i'm talking about the christain god here. from the bible itself it had instances where god wrote. god wrote the ten commandments on tablets to give to moses n in another instances gods hands appeared on a wall where he wrote some warning message on the wall to some wicked king


so, my question is, if god can write(or not too big to write), why did he have to leave writing "his word" (the bible) to men when he could have easily did it himself to avoid all dat contradictions n probably turned more people to him? (remember how much he loves us and want us to follow his ways). so why not just magically write his infallible word himself to make it more believable n thus turn more to him? why leave the job for man when (from the two examples above) he could do it himself

god even had the chance to do dat when he came on earth as man(jesus) but chose not to write "his word" himself but chose to leave it for others to do it for him years after he passed away

he also left man to do the translation (from hebrew to other languages)which most christains claim is why it seemed contradictory to sinners n other christain sects who see things differently from them. so, why did god not just help wit the translation(since he evidently can write) to avoid all these confusion? but no, he had to leave the job to mere mortals to do dat for him, or was/is god not multi-lingual?

so, my questions to christains here is, why did god decide not to write (or even help translate) "his word" himself? why did he have to leave the job to man to do for him (same way he leaves the job of prooving or defending "his own" existence to men)when he evidently could write??

are u ok?

perhaps we should see a video of the rioters killing innocent civilians too. . . .and dont forget that many of those rioters and al-majiris who do these killings are also under-aged. perhaps we should see a video of their victims being slaughtered like fowl.

hey, im a christain n sick of all dis jihadist type actions coming from the north but u sir need to stop being ignorant, dis is not the stone age, u dont go about executing people extra-judicially whether they're boko haram or not, dis is just barbaric n im appalled dat a normal person will watch dis n support dis barbaric act, u my friend are despicable

lmao, dis sh.t had me in tears

Posted by: jumobi1 
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Naija is disgusting

shut the f--k up u uncle tom, are the bloods n crips n gangs in LA who murder wantomly nigerians? was it nigerians dat carried out atrocities in vitenam n even iraq? is osama n the 9/11 bombers nigerians? is hitler who gased 6 million jews n others nigerian? stalin? poli pot? anybody??

barbaric acts are not retricted to nigerians only, bad is bad, dont put down your country cos of a few barbaric elements

i remember witnessing these same kinda scenarios back in warri wit soldiers instantly executing armed robbers, sad to say dat im now pretty numb to seeing these kinda barbaric display, smh @ me

Posted by: ifedy
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I weep for Nigeria

weep for urself

i'm wit ya on this, there's room 4 improvement, all the drogbas n eto's went home b4 us, but u know nigerians; never satisfied

My God, Nigerians - we ourselves are our problems.

First of all let me use this medium to say something all those who are still saying that amodu should be sacked:

They should also be ready to recieve sack letters if they make mistakes or any mistake at their place of work or appointment.

They should'nt complain if others call for their sack just because of what how other people feel about them or because they fail to reach just a few

of their targets.

They should be prepared to be sacked at will.

nor mind nigerians jor, i hope the mistakes of 2002 are not repeated dis time around, there's much room for improvement b4 d WC

Posted by: Tudór

he must be senile.

he is

my accent

sweet. u nigerian? cos im nigerian n im guessing u are as well so, now i know god is a black man wit a nigerian accent. sweet!!!

Quote from: Mudley313 on Today at 06:41:06 PM

He looks like u,cus he made u in his image

sweet. so now i know he's a black man. thanks for ur revelation. And what accent did he have when he talked to u??