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Bill and Bob, two children, were sitting outside a clinic. Bill happened to be crying very loudly.

"Why are you crying?" Bob asked.

"I came here for a blood test," sobbed Bill.

"So? Are you afraid?"

"No. For the blood test, they cut my finger.

As Bob heard this, he immediately began crying profusely.

Astonished, Bill stopped his tears and asked Bob, "Why are you crying now?"

To which Bob replied, "I came for a urine test!"

@Clemcykul, You kiss infants?

you can sleep with a light on. :p

Meanwhile, nobody fighting in this place, or else you go enter police case.

"I was'nt kissing her, I was wispering in her mouth" dats what he said when I caugth him red handed.

Dese is a conversation btw a customer and iya kunle,d buka owner
customer:abeg give me 2 wrap of amala with ewedu soup, 3 round about, 4 shaki,and 6 yardua
iya kunle: which meat is yardua?
customer: na d new name 4 snail

I dont think you do that

If Jesus really wanted to die for all of you, then why did he tell GOD to pass away the cup He could.

_{ELI ELI IAMA SABACHTANI}

You've watched too many movies

You may think you are smart
Yet I hear you fart
You take your time to dress
Before me you must UnCloth
You brag about what you eat
Before me its only shit

Your wine the choicest is
Before me its only piss
No matter what your class
I still caress your arse
A general though you might be
But thats not what I see
No matter what you do
I must daily get my due. [b][/b]

I go just start to dey cry and pack my load comot 4 house

MJ last wish was to be painted black before being buried

I no know anything about it. I swear

I think I know the reason you like Arsenal. Its because you are both failures.

Oya start yabbinb me

WHY IS THEIR NAME SO SIMILAR, i THINK IS THERE IS MORE TO THAN MEET THE EYE.

I'm sorry. You can put the blame on me

Why has no one posted since. Well, I want to start a new thread that deals only with mathematics. I need your patronage. Piss

Have you bought for your mother?

His ID is Jackson 7. I think he is borrowing a cue from the death of MJ

I think Micheal is deeply in love with his roots

It works. -2C1=-2*-3!/(-3!*1)=-2
. -1^1*(1+1)=-2
So It works

This is a mathematics question. Prove that -2cr=(-1)^r(r+1) i.e -2 combination r= -1 raised to power r multiplied by r+1

Just search for facebook in Nairaland or vice-versa. I would soon reveal my new blog and website.

I went back

He wished to be painted black before being buried

I wish he is painted black before buried

Lets face the facts. Forget about the dance steps and all the efizzy. In terms of message and impact, Fela is the clear choice. Remove Off The Wall and Thriller, the self proclaimed King of pop's other album are pretty banal. Fela's message were deep

A prostitute walked up to a surgeon to create another hole for her. The surgeon asked her why. She replied"business is booming and I want to open another branch"

Christopher Brown and Robyn F. have been involved in a dating relationship for approximately one and a half years.

On Sunday February 8, 2009 and 0025 hours, Brown was driving a vehicle with Robyn F. as the front passenger on an unknown street in Los Angeles. Robyn F. picked up Brown’s cellular telephone and observed a three page text message from a woman who Brown had a previous sexual relationship with.

A verbal argument ensued and Brown pulled the vehicle over on an unknown street, reached over Robyn F. with his right hand, opened the car door and attempted to force her out. Brown was unable to force Robyn F. out of the vehicle because she was wearing a seat belt. When he could not force her to exit, he took his right hand and shoved her head against the passenger window of the vehicle causing an approximate one inch raised circular contusion.

Robyn F. turned to face Brown and he punched her in the left eye with his right hand. He then drove away in his vehicle and continued to punch her in the face with his right hand while steering the vehicle with his left hand. The assault caused Robyn F.’s mouth to fill with blood and blood to splatter all over her clothing and the interior of the vehicle.

Brown looked at Robyn F. and stated, “I’m going to beat the shit out of you when we get home! You wait and see!”

Robyn F. picked up her cellular telephone and called her personal assistant, Jennifer Rosales at (818)523-XXXX. Rosales did not answer the telephone but while her voicemail greeting was playing, Robyn F. pretended to talk to her and stated, “I’m on my way home. Make sure the cops are there when I get there.” (This statement was made while the greeting was playing and was not captured as a message). After Robyn F. faked the call, Brown looked at her and stated, “You just did the stupidest thing ever! Now I’m really going to kill you!”

Brown resumed punching Robyn F. and she interlocked her fingers behind her head and brought her elbows forward to protect her face. She then bent over at the waist, placing her elbows and face near her lap in an attempt to protect her face and head from the barrage of punches being levied upon her by Brown. Brown continued to punch Robyn F. on her left arm and hand causing her to suffer a contusion on her left triceps that was approximately two inches in diameter and numerous contusions on her left hand.

Robyn F. then attempted to send a text message to her other personal assistant, Melissa Ford. Brown then snatched the cellular phone out of her hand and threw it out of the window onto an unknown street.

Brown continued driving and Robyn F. observed his cellular telephone sitting in his lap. She picked up the cellular telephone with her left hand and before she could make a call he placed her in a head lock with his right hand and continued to drive the vehicle with his left hand. Brown pulled Robyn F. close to him and bit her on her left ear. She was able to feel the vehicle swerving from right to left as Brown sped away.

He stopped the vehicle in front of 333 North June Street and Robyn F. turned off the car, removed the key from the ignition and sat on it. Brown did not know what she did with the key and began punching her in the face and arms. He then placed her in a head lock positioning the front of her throat between his bicep and forearm.

Brown began applying pressure to Robyn F.’s left and right carotid arteries causing her to be unable to breathe and she began to lose consciousness. She reached up with her left hand and began attempting to gouge his eyes in an attempt to free herself. Brown bit her left ring and middle fingers and then released her.

While Brown continued to punch her, she turned around and placed her back against the passenger door. She brought her knees to her chest, placed her feet against Brown’s body and began pushing him away. Brown continued to punch her on the legs and feet causing several contusions. Robyn F. began screaming for help and Brown exited the vehicle and walked away.

A resident in the neighborhood heard Robyn F.’s plea for help and called 911, causing a police response. An investigation was conducted and Robyn F. was issued a Domestic Violence Emergency Protective Order (EPO).

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