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The guy don read the book ni!
Waiting for Book 6 myself.

A plot of land at Golden Heritage Estate, Mowe (opposite RCCG camp) for sale.
Asking price is N1m.
Survey and Deed of Assignment available.
No "omo onile" issues. Seller is willing to meet and discuss.
Call 0703 334 2123.

Machete! Aargh! Stupidest film!

Hi,

Thanks for your response.However,I hope you don't mind
if I give you a call for more info on this issue.Do you know
anything about the tourism aspect?Is the Ministry of Tourism
and whatever involved?

Thanks once again!

I don't know whether this topic has been discussed before but can anyone direct me to where I can get the info.Thankks!

@Op:
Then seek him out!
Since he is your friend, you'll definitely know about his movement.
Be in his face in an unobtrusive manner. Make it difficult for him to
forget you, if you really do like him and wants to take the
relationship to the next level

Are you sure "d spirit of sepe" no dey worry u?

All will be well tonite.

Guuners 4eva!!!

E be like say this "Manure" players listen to different psychings!

How can Nana(Nani) say Arsenal be dem real rival and this bottle of Eva water dey
talking anoda thing. Dem need to send dem back to school!

It doesn't make anybody the wiser!

www.bbcsports.com
www.soccernet.com
www.sport.co.uk.com
bleacherreport.com
and u can always go to uefa's website too!

Hope d above will be helpful.

don't mind those boiz,dem wan kill person with
high bp wit their lackklustre display.d team lack
killer instinct.teams like PB suppose dey chop
plenty goals

@dk,
y don't u leave us with our useless team na!
we like am like dat!

you may as well go ahead and forget that after kids. more than likely, almost always one of the partner turns off sex after kids

Is the above true? What could be the cause?

A friend of mine was telling me that he's tuned off sex with his wife after the delivery of their son.
Reason: He is a tities man and he said the thot of him swallowing boobies milk during pre-intimacy
is a turn-off for him .

Doctors in the house, please respond!

These boiz sef dey chop beta tins o!

Well, i no blame dem. If me sef dey collect d kain
kudi wey dem dey collect, una go hear wen!

I think you should not look for what you have not lost.

If your guy says it is not yet time for you to meet them, i guess he knows what he is saying and
why he is saying so. It's not as if you have any cause to suspect him with any one of them.

In my books, it means a lot for a guy to have introduced you to his folks (except he introduced
you as his friend ) and also encourage you to spend time with his mum.

Do not complicate issues! My 2 kobo.

Nowu have given mobo opportunity to fire at random.

All ladies, take cover!

The bad character in "Gangs of New York" starring Leonardo Di Caprio
Freddie Kruger of "Nightmare on Elm Street"
The character that beheads people in "Sleepy Hollow" starring Johny Depp
The lead agent in "Matrix" starring Keanu Reeves

I'll come back when I have more!

She is not forcing you to date her, na!

Na you see ripe pawpaw wey u wan chop and dem tell you to go get long stick to pluck am,
you come dey complain again!

Point of correction, you do not have d right to generalise. Not all benin gals are into
prostitution.

NB: I no be Benin man!

This is what happens when people think solely about themselves!

You do not have to embezzle millions or billions of cash (as the case may be) before
being selfish. Now, she has seriously reduced the possible success story of her
children.

I hope and pray that God will have mercy of the kids!

@Poster:

You should know the inclinations of your gal before sending anything to her.
It does not matter whether it is a poem, letter or even gifts.

You should be able to determine whether your gal will understand the poem
before sending it in the first place.

@Vpersie:

Thank God I have an elastic leg! The way you pulled my legs was, under normal circumstances, beyond breaking point!
Are u a fan of d Gunners?


@SAGoddess:
I'm alrite. Still swimming in the ocean of work here though!
Anyways, thank God for NL to ease tension (a la Vpersie!)

@SAGoddess, long time. how are you over there?hope u made enuff from
the recent WC experience down there.

Don't mind d guy!

I guess he'll be sitting down in one corner of his room laughing himself
to stupour over all d responses he's gotten so far.

Howz Rheinmetal? I no dey see d guy's brake lights again o!

I think dis guy needs to be censored, banned or thrown out of NL!
It is only him that will have a "friend" that such things will happen to.

I seriously think that creating threads or posting replies of this nature
should qualify the person for a ban!

Can't this guy (mobowateva) be banned?
He spews so much gibberish dat it makes one wonder how he came into being.

I sincerely hope he enjoysdrawing attention to himself or otherwise his would-be wife is
done for!

I must say he got me all wired up and ready to invoke all the gods that are known for evil deeds!

However, his observation was spot on.

I should av known dat your other thread about marrying a 15 yr old gal was a joke taking
into consideration your diction.

Anyway, I think it bothers more on what iice said - I come here for information and to cool
off.

Moreso, that some people here tends to yab more than to offer constructive advice.

This is sad.

I can't believe that you are actually happy truncating the life of a innocent child.
I guess you think that you will be able to control her if you marry her early, abi?
I am sorry for you 'cos when her eyes clears and she sees that she has been
short-changed, I hope will be this happy then.

I hope you are ready to take responsibility for her needs - education and all.
One would expect that a person with your background will make better use of
the opportunities that come your way but no, marriage is the next thing for you.

But I do not blame you, I blame your would-be in-laws for agreeing to this kind
of kangaroo marriage!

I believe a level of privacy is needed and this does not mean u av something to hide.

When a lady or man starts to make it obvious that she/he can at anytime check the spouse's
fone or other things, then it shows insecurity. If you are sure of your spouse, you do not need
to check.

My 2 kobo!

Mine was Motorola talkabout!

It was kinda big then.

Mahmed:
Am not sure its degrading. Its only natural for a guy to ask a girl out and not the other way round. Be bold and pray,

Wetin concern prayer with toasting o
Una too religious die!