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BusinessRe: Unauthorised Bank Charges: How To Complain To The CBN (Very Simple) by muhakeem(m): 3:58pm On Jan 12, 2016
Swaggzkid:
Op don't be offended ni ooo. I will say thank you for opening a thread like this.


But have noticed one thing here on NL , 79.99% of nairalanders nor dey like read long articles. In short dem no like epistle, they like hilarious kinda stuff and the likes.


What am tryna say in essence is that, if you really want a message to get instilled in every member reading it, Try make it short and brief.
Or you pled them to read to the last dot, by writing it in bolded lettering .


Bashing Is Allowed..........

click LIKE if you agree with me
u just spoke my mind, even this ur own sef too plenty for me to read
CelebritiesRe: Davido Shows Off Condom Asks “who’s It Gon Be Tonite?” by muhakeem(m): 12:50pm On Jan 12, 2016
let me just assume he didn't actually say this
PoliticsRe: Ikpeazu Gives An Old Woman N1000 (photo) by muhakeem(m): 11:24am On Jan 12, 2016
Slikbae:
lol.... I can easily give ten times that
Bros, I dey hungry now oo
PoliticsRe: Ikpeazu Gives An Old Woman N1000 (photo) by muhakeem(m): 11:22am On Jan 12, 2016
money too scarce na, that's why
PoliticsRe: Sagir Koli Reabsorbed Into Army by muhakeem(m): 10:42am On Jan 12, 2016
omojeesu:
Yes, unfortunately so!
Lol... fortunately what u said
PoliticsRe: Arms Deal: Why We’ve Not Invited Jonathan – EFCC Boss by muhakeem(m): 7:16am On Jan 12, 2016
LadyExcellency:
The official position of the Government is that the entitlements of the former Presidents and Heads of State are monetized and paid by SGF.

There is nothing like physical assets again hence it was unlawful for Buhari to have collected the 2 SUVs after receiving his entitlements in Cash.
hmmm...... but u know he is still the number one citizen in the country now, I think he should be allowed to complete his tenure and then his successor would indict him of wrong doin..... don't u think so?
PoliticsRe: Sagir Koli Reabsorbed Into Army by muhakeem(m): 11:17pm On Jan 11, 2016
omojeesu:
Good but he's not safe again. He's going to be hated by some of his superiors! Good luck to him.
that's due to the corrupt superiors that we having in our country
PoliticsRe: Sagir Koli Reabsorbed Into Army by muhakeem(m): 11:14pm On Jan 11, 2016
WMD:
Even though I am not sure why he did what he did, he is not fit to remain in the military. I advice him to quit and join politics or something similar as he will never be trusted or be involved in sensitive issues that requires secrecy in that career. He has broken the rule
broken the rules by exposing themhuh?? kai, u are corrupt than Dasuki
PoliticsRe: Sagir Koli Reabsorbed Into Army by muhakeem(m): 11:11pm On Jan 11, 2016
omolami:
Another APC scam and plan to destroy Ekiti. Someone will die in this process am seeing and it will be shocking to the Nation.
new prophet, maybe fayoshe would be shocked and then die
PoliticsRe: Sagir Koli Reabsorbed Into Army by muhakeem(m): 11:10pm On Jan 11, 2016
9ijaprince:
How about one major musa whom APC used to manipulate bayelsa election?
he should be sleeping by now! is there any problem?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: FIFA Ballon d'Or 2016 On 11th January 2016 by muhakeem(m): 11:02pm On Jan 11, 2016
A list of all Ballon d'Or winners since the first award
in 1956:

1956: Stanley Matthews (ENG)

1957: Alfredo Di Stefano (ESP)

1958: Raymond Kopa (FRA)

1959: Alfredo Di Stefano (ESP)

1960: Luis Suarez (ESP)

1961: Omar Sivori (ITA)

1962: Josef Masopust (CZE)

1963: Lev Yachine (USSR)

1964: Denis Law (SCO)

1965: Eusebio (POR)

1966: Bobby Charlton (ENG)

1967: Florian Albert (HUN)

1968: George Best (NIR)

1969: Gianni Rivera (ITA)

1970: Gerd Müller (GER)

1971: Johan Cruyff (NED)

1972: Franz Beckenbauer (GER)

1973: Johan Cruyff (NED)

1974: Johan Cruyff (NED)

1975: Oleg Blokhine (URSS)

1976: Franz Beckenbauer (GER)

1977: Alan Simonsen (DEN)

1978: Kevin Keegan (ENG)

1979: Kevin Keegan (ENG)

1980: Karl-Heinz Rummenigge (GER)

1981: Karl-Heinz Rummenigge (GER)

1982: Paolo Rossi (ITA)

1983: Michel Platini (FRA)

1984: Michel Platini (FRA)

1985: Michel Platini (FRA)

1986: Igor Belanov (USSR)

1987: Ruud Gullit (NED)

1988: Marco van Basten (NED)

1989: Marco van Basten (NED)

1990: Lothar Matthäus (GER)

1991: Jean-Pierre Papin (FRA)

1992: Marco van Basten (NED)

1993: Roberto Baggio (ITA)

1994: Hristo Stoïchkov (BUL)

1995: George Weah (LBR)

1996: Matthias Sammer (GER)

1997: Ronaldo (BRA)

1998: Zinédine Zidane (FRA)

1999: Rivaldo (BRA)

2000: Luis Figo (POR)

2001: Michael Owen (ENG)

2002: Ronaldo (BRA)

2003: Pavel Nedved (CZE)

2004: Andrei Shevchenko (UKR)

2005: Ronaldinho (BRA)

2006: Fabio Cannavaro (ITA)

2007: Kaka (BRA)

2008: Cristiano Ronaldo (POR)

2009: Lionel Messi (ARG)

2010: Lionel Messi (ARG)

2011: Lionel Messi (ARG)

2012: Lionel Messi (ARG)

2013: Cristiano Ronaldo (POR)

2014: Cristiano Ronaldo (POR)

2015: Lionel Messi (ARG)
EducationRe: Unilag Purchases New Beds, Fumigates Hostels (photos) by muhakeem(m): 10:19pm On Jan 11, 2016
when would dey ever come and do kogi state polytechnic Lokoja like this







the state institutions too corrupt, even some rooms no get common socket
Christianity EtcRe: Emmanuel Omale Predicts Death Of Actress In 2016 by muhakeem(m): 9:57pm On Jan 11, 2016
but, why e be say na only horror prophecy all this prophet dey cite always, they will neva saw they saw me getting rich 2016, dey will never say they saw a new actress taking over nollywood, they will never say they saw Jonathan going to jail
CelebritiesRe: Genevieve Nnaji To Marry Alhaji Ishaya Bako Soon… by muhakeem(m): 9:42pm On Jan 11, 2016
I sha hope that she would not later be screaming that the alhaji does not let her go out of the house...







u know we mallams can so much cherish our wives so much that we will keep her away from olò ju kokorö guys
TravelRe: Accident In Abuja,SUV Catches Fire Due To Fuel Leakage At Police Checkpoint(pics by muhakeem(m): 9:38pm On Jan 11, 2016
maybe the policemen were allegedly smoking there
PoliticsRe: Arms Deal: Why We’ve Not Invited Jonathan – EFCC Boss by muhakeem(m): 9:35pm On Jan 11, 2016
LadyExcellency:
The EFCC Chairman is a complete lair for telling his mugus that there is no link so far to GEJ.

The EFCC believed that Metuh received N400m of the allegedly diverted arms funds, but the PDP spokesperson had reportedly claimed that the sum was for an undisclosed service he rendered to former President Goodluck Jonathan.


Why not arrest Jonathan to confirm and then detain him until he refunds the loot. While at it Buhari should be arrested too and force to bring back the two armour cars to FG.


All the goats should vomit the yams they ate from $2.1 billion farm owned by FG and managed by Dasuki.
Lol., but according to what I learnt about buharis own, I heard as a former head of state he is entitled by constitution to get such offer from incumbent government and also due to damages caused by people who tried to assassinate him the other tym





in case of Jonathan, I concur with u. as metuh has confessed he received certain amount of money from Jonathan over an undisclosed reasons, Jonathan should be invited so that he will tell us what the money given to metuh was for
PoliticsRe: Arms Deal: Why We’ve Not Invited Jonathan – EFCC Boss by muhakeem(m): 7:21pm On Jan 11, 2016
oluseyiforjesus:
I Like GEJ I Luv. PMB
plenty likes for u Sir
PoliticsRe: Arms Deal: Why We’ve Not Invited Jonathan – EFCC Boss by muhakeem(m): 7:18pm On Jan 11, 2016
LadyExcellency:
Invitation?

Just arrest him and refuse him bail till guilty verdict is pronounced and sentence declared.
Lol... na u for be Efcc chairman fa
PoliticsRe: Arms Deal: Why We’ve Not Invited Jonathan – EFCC Boss by muhakeem(m): 7:17pm On Jan 11, 2016
ta4ba3:
u can't invite him Cuz he's innocent
confirmed by who
PoliticsRe: Arms Deal: Why We’ve Not Invited Jonathan – EFCC Boss by muhakeem(m): 7:15pm On Jan 11, 2016
I knew it will still get to the extent that they will invite Jonathan their oga
RomanceRe: A Guy Flirts With Adidas Online Assistant (Hilarious Snapshot) by muhakeem(m): 3:27pm On Jan 11, 2016
I am too busy to notice anything in this post
Car TalkRe: Amazing Nigeria Cars Used In The 90's(photos) by muhakeem(m): 3:17pm On Jan 11, 2016
we still have them in our house
RomanceRe: Ever Regretted Meeting Someone From Social Network? Tell Your Story by muhakeem(m): 12:26pm On Jan 11, 2016
pls., are radio stations included?
CelebritiesRe: Proof That Dangote Reconciled Olamide And DonJazzy. (Photos) by muhakeem(m): 12:24pm On Jan 11, 2016
finally, the Photoshop is ready, av actually been waiting for this
PoliticsRe: Caption This Picture Yakubu Dogara And This Baby At IDP Camp: Hilarioius by muhakeem(m): 5:37pm On Jan 10, 2016
baby: is it that am too dirty for u to carry me like this ?..


dogara: not like that, am just scared u shouldn't bite me, cus I heard u people are very hungry over here




baby: OK, just put me down now



Dogara: just hold on small make them snap us first, at least I will have evidence to show even if didn't giv u people money
PhonesRe: Sim Registration: Crowd At Zaria MTN Office by muhakeem(m): 3:19pm On Jan 10, 2016
Femich18:
which location in kogi State...I guess its not lokoja
my brother, its in okene
Jokes EtcRe: Wheel Barrow With Side Mirrors (Hilarious Photo) by muhakeem(m): 10:55pm On Jan 09, 2016
zico530:
Good, at least it will see trailer coming from behind. Clever owner.
the Wheeler no get ear to hear the sound of the trailer?
WebmastersRe: Some Common Terms, Abbreviations & Slangs Used On Nairaland & Their Meanings. by muhakeem(m): 10:53pm On Jan 09, 2016
na that OP I don find the meaning pass
PhonesRe: Sim Registration: Crowd At Zaria MTN Office by muhakeem(m): 10:36pm On Jan 09, 2016
ooooops: even Shiite members too are going to register their sim...


















kogi state own worse pass
BusinessRe: Okrika Clothes, Pistol, Gin, Other Goods Banned By Customs (SEE FULL LIST) by muhakeem(m): 10:02pm On Jan 09, 2016
Every single condom was a hit back to back from durex to gold circle to rough rider yet e still dey burst. Flesh to flesh ti take over

































custom also trying to take over
CrimeRe: I Wasn’t Gang Raped; I Agreed To Have Sex With Them, 16-yr-old by muhakeem(m): 9:53pm On Jan 09, 2016
espn:
lol.. no..hakeem? Name sake!
egbon good evening

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