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This is me doing my pony walk and shaking my booty walking down V.I
and this guy stops me

Don:  Girl where do u drop from?

Mula: heaven, like neverrr

Don:  so what is a girl like u doing in street of Lagos

Mula: why the questions ( rolling my eyes)

Don:  would you like to get into the car? the sun is burning like hell

Mula:  Get into the car? do i look like ashawoo to you?

Don:  No sweetheart, mmmm

Mula: Mmm what? Speak up boy, I'm about to bust your lips

Don: mmm, I mean u have such delicate skin and i don't want the sun to burn you

Mula: so you can tell by looking at me

Don : yes sweetheart. by the way I didn't ask your name,
          my is Don and what is yours

Mula: mine is Mula

Don : so wot do u do for fun?

Mula: wot do u have in mind?

Don: maybe take u out and go Clubbing

Mula: Sorry no clubbing for me, I'm jetting off to London tomorrow morning

Don:  Can i have your number ?

Mula : Sure! have you got a pen

Don: Yes

Mula: my number is 555- like do not call me ever. (and I walked off)

Don : look at this girl ooo, stupid

Mula: Go and bathe before you chat a girl up, broke ass nigga

Since I'm a free spirit
I will ask him to do me too
Then I will take his spunk and donate it to the spunk bank
making sure I leave his address and account details in case he becomes a father.

like never
next,
when was the last time u played with a Love Machine?

@Crazykid
Are u picking on me?

@Acidrop
Are U describing yourself?
Why don't u shut up yourself, you retard


IF YOU'RE HERE, WHO IS RUNNING HELL?

Thank goodness, I'm 5"10 tall
Dwarfs like you don't scare me
if a guy likes me and I like him too, so why da hating
thank God, I'm not shackled by the moral decency you Guys preach
and yet u will prefer to hump your Grandma's Goat
If I choose to spread my limbs across continents,
it's my hole people are looking at and not yours
so go suck an egg

@Uju4eva
Please give me a break
how did they know you're pretty, if you didn't put your pics up somewhere
and how did they get hold of your email address if u weren't advertising it
I get asked out all the time and I'm not complaining
even some Girls accuse me of trying to take their men,
when their Men are doing the chasing
I don't pretend that I'm a good Girl like most girls do

too bad you're in Warri and I'm in London
I would've shown u what a chick like can do with her Mouth

are u a broke ass bruther? looking for a quick money
Are girls your age not satisfying u
Or is your mama not spanking you hard enough

@Kokoletz
Yes father preacher
I don't care what the f*ck you think, so back off me

@ Nico
you're too young to ask me that, well come back when you're 16

why not?
you better send me a picture of your Manhood for my Evaluation

@snowbob
why should I be scared
The bigger the better,I get down like that
I don't pretend to be a good Girl and pretend that I'm a Virgin
If I'm not feeling you, I'll play with your best friend

If a man is that crazy to buy me gifts,
He better buy me a good Love Machine cause I won't be feeling you if u don't.

Yes, in Nollywood movies pepper sellers wear make-ups

Sex , sex and more sex
And that's what I'll keep giving any man I'm dating as a Present

I kiss all the time
A Girl like me is no slave to any Religious Believes
My motto is "Poor is the Girl, whose enjoyment depends on the permission of the other"

@slashcuff
You will say that cause you're man and yet u will be chasing girls that looks fine
why don't you date pepper sellers, if you're that serious.

well, I'm no white Girl but I'm mixed, So i should know a thing or two.
white guys are more adventurous in bed while the black guys give the whole nine yards

well, I don't want my guy looking like coffin-bearer
I want my man to show his fit body.
and no hairy chest please, I don't want ppl thinking there are Houseflies stuck to his chest.
Then again if guy is shaped like S, well agbada is the only solution.

I know those priests beats off and they have the audacity to tell me to be celebrate. the damn cheek

if my parents choose to argue in front of me. well that's their biz
anyways, it doesn't matter now since I divorced them