₦airaland Forum

i don't know how to cook. who cares as long as my husband is having sex with me , he better know how to cook because i've already fulfilled my role as a wife sexually. it's his turn to satisfy me by doing the cooking. Moreover i'm a westerner and you can buy ready-made meals at the grocery stores or supermarkets. Anyways I'm going to be a Trophy Wife because i'm going to marry the ugliest man in the land so i don't need to lift a finger to do any housework.

Any Man who asks me to resign my job will be expecting a <<snip>>. Ewu Abuja. i didn't come this far to abandon my dreams. he can stay at home instead or we both take turns at staying at home. We need the income to support our family. I'm not a child to be given pocket money.

You've got right to change your mind to marry this Girl even at the Alter.
You should report her to the Police.

IF you need to get laid. you should try King's Cross station. i heard alot of White hookers ply their Trade there. Just pay them the asking price. she will be your bitch for the night and your quest for sexual fulfillment with a white girl will be satisfied but be careful though you could be arrested for soliciting and be deported back to Nigeria. And i wonder what you will tell your village people. ( that you were caught with your pants down or your visa expired ) the shame of it all

@ Funloving
I don't know what you're complaining about. if you let people know that you have money, obviously they would ask for charity. Why do you think Lottery winners wants to remain unknown. A golddigger will marry you for the sake of your money and then dump your broke ass once she divorces you. An Ugly man is attractive if he is Rich. If you don't want to help your poor friends then act poor

Since i don't really know what BUKA food means. so i will assume it means cheap food or flies-infested food.
I never eat at any man's house. When I go to a man's house, I'm there to have Sex and nothing more. full stop.

Phone calls is not enuff. you have to sample the goods too. you don't want to find out that she is a crap shag plus she already have three kids for her ex husband.

you said "i believe that i am handsome by the grace of God". Well, If you're Clinically ugly just forget it. The Lord doesn't perform that kind of miracle. You would have to go under the knife. I'm sure there are lots of desperate Preacher's Daughters who would be interested in your quest since you're using the word by the "GRACE OF GOD". Perhaps in exchange in being your friend you would help spread the words of God to those Bong-R-Cunt People.

Men still live shorter than Women
and the ones that don't die quickly enough
we give 'em heart attack

I'm fair already so it doesn't matter to me,
it's the bonking that counts

Hell NOoooo
I will not fart in front of a man, I would rather die
If there is a need for me to fart, I will run into restroom and do Vroom vroom sound
Especially it's not sexy when u're about to make love.

I love destiny's Child but TLC sounds like Bitches choking on spunk

@olaak1
com'on boy, don't be shy please post your pics
I don't understand why ppl don't post their pics when they're looking for a mate

@ CheeMoney
I believe in your determination to find true Luv
but I think u should try speaking to Girls you can see with your own eyes
The Net is the last place to look for a soul mate although some people had been lucky
You might end up with an axe-mudrerer ( God forbids )
Some peeps  think the net is for ugly bugs when u don't have pics of yourself
As for me, I'm not an Ibo Girl and I'm not a Nigerian and I'm under 18
so that excludes me from your ad.
Anyway Happy huntings.

Dancing theirselves to death just for a few dollar
what's this world coming to

When a man who's high on crack says he loves and want to make love to me,
I know is not him that is talking to me but the Demon Druggie
Most of the drug addicts have sexual problems and using the drug to mask their problems
And most of them steal from their wives or girlfriends to feed their habits.
Any man who is high on weed is not tasting my Goodies. full stop and no comma.

They only marry Village girls because the girls are desperate and have no real choice.
and they can be boring in bed because they're virgins.
But if they want freaky sex start looking at me as if I'm the only slot in town.

You should post your pics, so that ladies will see what u look like

I've had alot of marriage proposals but I'm not ready to get married yet
There alot of things, I ave to achieve  before I get married
Maybe when I'm 25, I will get married.
And I hope if I have to propose to a man, he would say yes
and if he says no, I would give him a good slap followed by a karate chops
Then I would spread a rumour that he's Gay

@Nico
You're a real Dumb-ass
Good looking but no brains

If catch my guy smoking weed?
First, I would give him a good slap and then I will leave him.
cause if he gets raided by the cops, we will both end up in the slammer
and I'm not ready to go to jail for anybody

It won't bother me at all, I'm from a western culture
Anyway If he didn't enjoy the kiss,then everything is fine.

I'm always myself because I know myself better than anyone else
And because I'm a fun girl, People attack me for it
People think i'm always seeking a spunk from a man's Dick. When I'm not.

@Hector
Why don't you try the Widow Anonymous
I'm sure there will be a lonely Widow looking for a Companion?
and willing to share her ass and the loots she got from her Dead Husband?
Or are all the younger girls cursing you out, for having a small Manhood?
So you decided Suga mama don't have choice. huh?
Or is there a shortage of Dildos in the Market.
Why don't you try the Grandma's Anonymous, I'm sure you will have better luck.

@Nico
Don't worry sweetheart
I'v got this one

@ Kokoletz
When you slept with all the Ashawoos in your town
Did your Mama tell you to go for HIV test?
Are you telling the whole World that you're HIV positive?
Or is your Housegirl not giving you enough attention?
If I bounce my booty on my man's manhood, It's my choice and not yours
So Why da hating?
Let me tell you,  since I was caught with my Knickers around my Ankles,
I've become immune to Insults
I don't tell you how to park your Tokumbo in your Girl's Hole
And If I choose to open my crack 24/7 and all the Guys choose to park their SUVs in my Hole
It's my Biz and not yours

So stick your advice up your hole as far as it can go