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[quote auth how or=redcliff post=43060940]some silly folks would come here now and call this 33 year old man youth.. how SMH!!![/quote]. so, what do we call him then is m ?

richardjemedafe1:
Abeg na only me see sumtin wrong in a 13 years old girl dress like this??


Abeg na only me see say e b like say d girl folow the housa man wilingly because of money??


Abeg make sumbody help me ask mama ese say when she they when them abduct ese?? Like c-riously why she they lie on ese age?? That girl pass 13y.

Is ese confortable were she is?? If yes,then let the sleeping dog lie*.
Hmm parent train ur kids up in a way that even when the grow the wil not depart frm it

That girl is a small girl. she could b thirteen, considering the rate at which girls grow up these days. She is only but a child and could have being lured with little money and fake promises but just like you have asked, where and when was she kidnapped? So scared of children of this days, they know more than you think. The parents of the girl should be held responsible for all these. I tire a beg make I sleep, may God deliver us from rebellious children, amen.

huh! oh God that Favour Olajumoke, please remember me and hide your face from my sins like you have done towards this poor girl and favour me this day, this month and this year. Let me experience unexpected breakthrough that will make the world marvel at your blessings in my life like you have done for olajumoke the former bread seller. Oh lord! of Olajumoke the former bread seller, bless me lord and I will in return thank you in a special way and be a blessing to others, amen. Answer me Lord, I am waitingggggggg on theeeeeee

menix:
Do u ve ur receipt of last payment.

Just inform a lawyer, cous he has to give u 6 months notice else sue someone's axx...

Heh! Wetin I hear u talk? Sue wetin? Person wey no get money to rent house dey sue, except him go make baba God him lawyer

sameer1212:
Keep quiet there. What do you know? Where have you been? The bitter truth is,Nigeria has a bad image in many western countries.

Whose duty is it then to repair it, if I may ask? Wisdow profiteth much.

Thank God for PDP ooooooo, with all the intimidation and pride APCs have been prading up and down, see where it has landed them. They better watch out for 2019. Power intoxicating party(APC)

chriskosherbal:
OK ooo present govt always condemn previous govt....... click below

I tire my brother. it seems APC govt have no clue on governance, hence, Jonathan this Jonathan that, its getting boring a beg. we want to see governance in action and enough of this Jonathan name calling.

pinkydove:
read my post again

you just wasted your precious time with this rubbish article you wrote. To me, it makes no sense at all and that is why I tagged it" rubbish" i don't know about others. When next you must write, write reasonably by putting all factors into considerations before dishing out your trash. My take though

sameer1212:
No no no.... WIKE has bribe this fu*cking judge

hiaaaa, see you see bribe. biko cha ramunuzo ka ndi huru ezi okwu naya gafe. bribu ko, bribe nii. Thank you lord, for showing wike who is true friends are and as for that prof that spewed rubbish after defecting, make abuja your permanent abode cos you are equivalent to a lassa fever rat. Congrats to PDP, God has not given up on you guys yet and congrats to seriake and my super wike. Rule with the fear of God and Wisdom, and your govt shall be the envy of the world.

sekzy99:
not wat you think. Most pipu go with more money, more expenses.

Advising d op to limit expenses n acquire assets with this new development

Sabinussss eeeeeee, u are sighted!

cho25bc:
Nice story Op.u did well. D mother was jst overreacting. Anyway,gud 4 dem.
But seriously Op, ur English get as e be ooo.chai! I jst dey jam gbagauns left right and center.Kilode? Especially d pronoun 'he' 'she' 'him'. And 'quit' instead of 'quite', 'Junior sisters' instead of 'younger sisters'.
My English is not really dat gud as well even though I'm also a graduate bt pls and pls,always try 2 proofread ur posts before submitting dem online 4 public 2 peruse. U need 2 prove dat u are a graduate indeed.
All d same, beautiful write-up.

Sabinusssss eeeee, you are sighted. the truth is that the message is well comprehended by majority of the readers. op is just mixing pidgin and good English together which make his story lively and sumptuous and it does not depict weakness in his English vocabulary. so oga Sabi nus, what is the excess of blowing big grammar Like obaehegbe abi na Wetin b the man name sef wey come from Edo state, when your readers could hardly comprehend. op, u 2 much.

smithsydny:
first to comento ... ebi like say nah front page material be this ooo.
finally we dey front page.. great God


this body thing is very strong. some mums can be so daft that they can't even look after one child talk more of 3 gals.. I met one here in abj my brother the odour no get joy ooo.. I no say I dirty oo but I get hope cus I no fit smell.. its nice u resign make no get HBP ooo..

guy you get mouth no b small. I feel you though

tsdarkside:
he will need the fat,when he is in prison...

you sef no say that man can never smell prison. so just let go of your hatred towards him and pray for bubu to perform better than him.

tola9jaa:
Dose it help you, in which certain extent can it help couples educate us

ore, na my own I talk ooooo. Some married couples only know one or two styles, if you understand what I meant, its either missionary or doggy, but when you watch porn with your hubby, you get to learn various tricks and styles that will glue your husband to you for life, mind you, not all act in porn is pleasurable for couples but you can sure learn some new styles that will make your spouse screammmmm all through the meal. my friend, no forget say na my own I talk ooooo.

purest21:
I'm going bankrupt and you're still asking me to nurse. I just need her out of my house I'm not even interested again

oh my God! I can't but burst into uncontrollable laughter with this statement of yours. Abi you forget the word" in sickness and in health". If to say she no sick now, u for dey take her do morning, afternoon stroke evening relaxation. a begi, ele ru gbe eru re eeee, na your load ko wa gbe. carry your load, my brother, it is well with you.

purest21:
I met this girl on badoo and we got talking. Barely two weeks we knew she offered to come to my place at awka from asaba. Which straight guy would turn down such offer? I was amazed as she did not even request for t-fare and I wondered if really such type of girls still existed in Nigeria.
She got to awka the next day and I've already arrange some cash that would buy us some nice time not knowing that what I called 'cash' wouldn't be able to settle up to 20% of the liability that was impending.

As this girl stepped into my house, the next morning she got heavily sick! Oblivious of the gravity of the sickness, we went to the medicine store on my street and the guy mixed drugs for her. After three days, this girl started showing symptoms that she's about to die, the same symptoms I saw on my grandmom before she died. With that fear I rushed her to the hospital and the doctor prescribed a list of heavy heavy drugs that I must buy in their hospital. Due to inadequacy of cash because the so called cash I reserved for flexings has almost exhausted, I had to buy only one out of the four listed drugs.
And that was when this dying girl started making me to feel she planned the whole thing. That maybe she knew she was going to fall sick and then needed a medical maga. She would not appreciate my kindness so far, instead she would be busy utilizing any given opportunity to complain, diss or attack me.

To cut it all short, I've already spent close to 10k on this ungrateful sickler and still spending. And sure thing is either this girl dies in my house or I'll be going bankrupt if she doesn't go back to asaba soonest.
As I'm typing this, she's here lying next to me and not even thinking of going back to her place. Please I need advice on how to send her back because I've reasoned it will actually take some balls to just wake her up and eject her indiscriminately, I don't even know if she can travel back on her own. I dont think this kind of ill-luck should be starting somebody's year!! Advice please

oh boy !!!you are damn so so funny.

But I feel porn can be helpful to a certain extent in helping married couples spice up their sexual life. my opinion though, make una no mention me with insult, I beg una.

Frostty:
i read some comments and i weep 4 dis country.imagine sum1 stole d funds meant 4 d populace and was jailed and some idiots can still refer to him has thr hero.Lord pls save our country 4rm dis total mess

ezigbotee mess my friend, serious mess we are in as a country, lord have mercy!

SkyBlue1:
And what does that say about people of Delta State?

my friend are you still asking? check out what effurun boys did to shop rite some days ago and that will give u a clue to your answer.

funnyme:
Endtime dressing

Serious end time dressing my sister.

Chestar5:
Mtcheew ...
Its not our fault .....

NONSENSE

Don't mind her, at least girls with small boobs can walk freely without bra but overload cannot try such. So let her migrate with her overload cossical boobs. #proudofwhathavegot.

murmee:
Couldn't you write in simple good English? My friend, please show that you attended school now.

habaaa! if you can't comprehend all i have written, then, am sorry is not for your consumption. Am a waffarian, sometimes we express ourselves in pidgin just to relax a similly tensed situation. So my friend, if all I have written sounds incomprehensible to you, warri say" Waka Pass".

guy man wey no get money yet dey do shakara, abegi helep me ask am wet in him dey find ooooooo, in fela anikulapo's voice " na wahala u dey find, wahala u go get eee ooooooo, wahala u dey find". Oga a beg do go wash DAT plate or you leave my house please, who are you making guy for? in my house? Two masters can not rock a boat, u ge rit? As long as you are the youngest in d house, oga, u suppose wash d plate. so your brother in law is correct but the tone wey him take tell you the tin na im fit dey wrong. No vex u hear, all name experience, oya do go wash d plate u hear..... my correct guy, no worry very soon better job go land your corner, I take amen conclude am for u.

Keneking:
We shall meet in court.

Hahahahahahahah!!!!, you funny oooooo no be small.na so my brother, na their language be that

[quote autor=FlirtyKaren post=41811870]more[/quote]naa waoooooo! shey with all these paparrazi, the man go soon marry another wife on top her as unto Muslim level and unto say money dey, smmmmmh! huhhh, I no envy her at all coz no be only her go enjoy the man. Anyway, una congratulationssssss oooo

allthingsgood:
Is a lie. PDP is definitely the scammer here

I don't like talking politics cos they are all the same but with the way everybody seems to be worshipping buhari and bubu himself feeling like one untouchable god, I will rather pitch my tent with PDP than with APC. apc s are forming king Kong so much that they are allowing pride to take over their political leadership simply because they are in power. I just pray that God will raise someone unknown from these minority party to leads us. it is well with Nigerians jare! Seriake Dickson I pray all the way for me, just to shame power drunk bubu and his retaliation party.

free2ryhme:
That is why delta state is too dry for business

Youth unrest everywhere

over dry dey worry that state for biz I must say the truth.

Fesomu:
Scrap wetin...after 6years in medical and a year internship, they want to deny me those girls that crave for doctors in camp...

please! if I may ask, what the hell in Gods name are you feeling like? so your intention na to go source for unserious girls like you and not to serve. whatever gave you the impression that doctors are sought after by girls in camp or during NySC. Your type na im my mumcy dey run for if she reach hospital, make u for no kill her with wrong medication.
shake my head for doctors like you, I own you no apology, because you have not spoken like a decent doctor please.

DuchessLily:
Women always wanna beat/outshine men in most things. .. It's so so sad that they are also outshinning them now in cheating, so sad and annoying.

Again, devil is working full time now. End time!

God help us, our homes and marriages .

Long and short, We all need God

is this your own marriage story they ask you to share? smmmmmhhhh

MarrIed to jesus too

Strongbest:
Heyllo everyone, it's that time of the year again when we have to give not because we have too much but because we want to make some one happy.

Sometimes, the gift doesn't really have to be big! But it's something to be appreciated by anyone who receives it.

Well, I can't give cash to everyone but I think I can give something valuable and far worth more than cash. I believe this gift will be part of you forever and can even earn you enough cash in the future if you cherish and use it.

Without wasting much of your time, let me quickly announce the gift.

A lot of us already know what I do here but for the sake of those who haven't come across my thread before, I'm into the production of daily need products such as: laundry soap, powder detergent, bathing soap, all kind of toiletries and soft drinks.

So, I'm going to be giving all nairalanders the opportunity to request for any formula of their choice and they'll get it.

Just a formula per nairalander please, no double entry.

Just announce what you want here and it will be sent to you.

Please, don't drop your email here and don't contact me personally, you have to indicate your interest here then I will tell you to send an email to me to get the formula for free.


Sorry mods, this might not be the right place to put this topic but because I know this section of the forum usually have a wider view that's why I'm putting it because I want many people to benefit from this. If moved to the front page, I will be so grateful. Help me to touch life in my own little way mods. Thanks

Please o, where's oga Lalasticalala? First time I'm asking for front page. Hehehe

Thanks op jareeee. Abeg I wouldn't mind those lovely perfumes please. Thanks and God bless u