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BoldBrainz:
Corps member wey no fit spell "pluck" and does not know a Komodo dragon, but na food you sabi.

No wonder they say Nigerian graduates are largely unemployable.

And how many qualified ones ur papa employ

layzie:
Bro meat shud be cheap in Giade na. Go to market on mkt days and get Akuya, Goat head.
No eat this thing abeg

The did has been done already. Very sweet and tasty🍷

uvie66:
Poverty is pushing people to eat anything movable, na small dem go dey eat the cockroaches and walk gecko in their house.

Who b this saliva again 🙃

The stress of being a corp member in nigeria for a day is like writing your name backward with ur tooes🤪🤪.

As the audio 77k they paid us finished, I just said let me go behind our Lodge where our farm is (students do farm for corpers in my ppa) to pluge spinach and pumpkin leaves. I saw this reptile (Guza in hausa) having a field day on our groundnuts 🤪🤪. I quietly went and obtained weapon and the idiot was still there. I laced the plank on my hand on his head several times and when I was sure it had died I called my room mate to slit the throat. He carried it while I followed behind incase 🤪🤪.

Sunday meat don set. Tell us what u call it in ur native tongue

Rodrys best season was wen city won that tremble but they rightly denied him the award because his fellow team mate haaland was the best player in Europe. But poor haaland, messi had won the copa america even though he had not seen champions league finals for over 8yrs. I mean who has ever won a balon dor from MSL?. It's like saying a person who won afcon and npfl in the same year be considered for the award
This day light robbery didn't surprise me a bit

Women are getting away with so many things. In case of divorce, the same woman would have asked for half of his hard earned fortune and there is a system on ground to help her achieve it.

There should be sever legal punishment for this

A very big lesson to people who think they are God. Tinubu should learn from this and stop running the nation like he has no intention to contest second term.
He has lost popularity in the north and it will take the North and southsouth/south East not agreeing on a candidate for tinibu to win second term. U can't rig urself to power if all odds are against u.

Reno is a perfect antidote to a disease that doesn't exist. The guys u are calling bandits are expelling people from their ancestral homes , occupying it and renaming peoples hometowns and that doesn't look to u like an extension of the usman danfodio rampage ? Baptize them with any name u like, it doesn't change the obvious.

PDp now have two candidates, u won't hear anyone calling dem to order na oo, till after election and court start their own . you'll be shouting judiciary is the problem of the nation

Old age🙄

Are u going to share free cows to people or wat? With the entire north almost Five times bigger south east, no space to do ranching?

The trial and error continues

If a protest should start from the north, the southwest will demand y the north never staged any protest wen their son was in power , if it starts from the southeast, it will be that because obi didn't win🤣. Can u all see what we have gotten ourselves into? We have not seen anything

These things don't surprise me. More of wickedness than greed. If palliative can be left in ware houses to rotten during covid at a time when human existance is at stake then that should tell u there is no place on earth where people don't fear God like nigeria ah swear. Someone spent a year in the forest but his salary can not take him Home. What a country

The football rivary that exists between nigeria and banana banana is like that of mancity versus burnley 🤣.

Ninety percent of rape cases against celebrities are fake. With the kind money these footballers recieve weekly, they only need to cough to attract any kind of gurl. U need to see how people troop just to see them. These sex thing is overrated abeg. We are yet to hear any case of a rich celebrity woman being raped.
This oyibo life style get as e be. Offences against kids and women is a no go area there🤣 though some women are taking advantage of it. It's either she pursues a career in getting bele for a rich or famous celebrity, make him marry them in court, or cook up rape stories so as to get compensated not minding wat it will do to his repution.

We refused to reason as brothers, we will definitely perish as fools. If u talk nw they call u names , accusing u of wanting the nation to fail because ur preferred candidate is not the one there. Any leader that lacks empathy shouldn't be anywhere near power. Meanwhile billions are used to buy cars for already well to do so called leaders while the poor are to adjust because the nation has no money. Thank God everyone is seeing it with his own eyes

U did well . The energy was there and with this performance in this afcon, this is a team to watch out in latter days. We needed our pound of flesh for not allowing us qualify for world cup back den

Mazi okoro hakimi, what u did to ur wife don catch up with u🤣. Go and beg her
Meanwhile that ref na cruise 🤣🤣.two red cards for one person

I talk am for here na. The match go hard for senigal. Ivorians don learn their lessons

The PDP on the plateau don't realize that even the governor's victory in the supreme court was so not to burn down the already volatile state. They should respect balablu's lead juditiary on this one and not poke further. We all know how during PDP's obasanjo reign how opposition party were squashed , major victim was even tinibu himself when he was governor of lagos. His decision not to replicate wat was done to him should not be taken for granted by some people. That was how that, day sacked law makers resumed seating defying court orders base on the fact that the governor won in supreme court knowing fully well that for them, their case doesn't go beyond appeal court.
If napoleon has a case in supreme court, why not wait for it then? Anyone that knows plateau well knows that even before nigeria knows anything like terrorism, these are some of the things that triggers all those religious crises that has given the state a bad name. U want to recall a senator over matters that are in court,?

Who is angola

See person father

This is the kind of message u get wen every orator becomes a pastor. They are blackmailing the gullible as though they own power to make someone rich or poor. If u talk na dem go say u de attack man of God.

Without iwobi creativity will be lacking in midfield. The only thing is that iwobi is not a 90minute player. Nigeria are playing a defensive style, hitting opponents on the counter. Kelechi doesn't have the pace to do that if u play him in the flank. The major problem we have with our wingers is the their poor choices in the opponents box. Amed musa would have been a better alternative to chukweze

It is genetically impossible for humans to successfully cross breed with animals. That's a deformity. It happens in humans as well

You are trying to blame yourself for the Life your dad choose for himself? Learn to love him so much as to disagree with some things he says.

People don't really get it. Wen u shake hands with the devil what do u expect? Anyone wike had picked would have won that election either by Hook or by crook.what close door agreement did this two people had before wike anointed him? And whose team was fubara in wen wike was tearing down the same pdp during the presidential election?
Wike recommended fubura to the people, the people did not recommend fubara to wike.

The result of the presidential election in kano clearly shows kwankwaso owns kano. Wether gandola likes it or not, jagaban will not dash into a feud with someone with such multitude behind him.
With almost all opposition governors claiming their victory at the supreme court plus powerful x governors like wike all under his armpit, no one needs to flood the ruling party to share the limited national cake with bulaba for them to remain indebted to him. Opposite is gone

That's not solomon lar abeg

Morocco or senigal, these are not the team to avoid in these afcon. It's the ivorians. They have learnt their lessons. They tried to wow their fans by playing sexy football without a certain yaya toure_like dm to shield the defense. They mercilessly got disgraced and only qualified by devine grace. They will be a tougher nuts to crack for senigal as they will now hombly pack the bus and hit on the counter just like nigeria did to them.

It's very obvious