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Mariangeles:
O gworo gi ike?

Widening my Imaginations of you...Rare kind.

Sammy101111:
Yes oh if you don't value me the way i value you i move instantly no time for questioning

Same here man...One of my female lecturers told us, it must be reciprocated....And I accepted it must be..

Otherwise a fool is born.

Pasima:
For 8 months we are dating na only once I bleep her and since she keep given me pussy to suck. I always give her money yet I don't see the love

Tufia!!
Assistant boyfriend sucking nonsense...

Pasima:
We have done that severally I open up to her, I hide nothing from her but she tells me the one she fill like, cannu imagine she save a guys number with MY HEART that was when my trust for her started shaking, I confronted her she said he is a friend. I told her to change it but she didn't. The other day I came her house I saw two plates of ice cream yet she didn't explain it. I felt bad.

I didn't see this before commenting sef... smh


Your breakfast is going to be a cold plantain...

Retrieve yourself before it becomes too late...

Smh...Umu nwoke ugbu a sef...

Sammy101111:
Cherish me the way i cherish you

100%

Anything out of this na game.

Pasima:
I feel uneasy when she hides me

You have to...someone else is 75% in the picture or is hitting on her ...You will shock the day you discover. MAYBE when she weighs her options and switch camp.

Truth is ladies don't hide who is in their lives unless he no reach their expectation..

Pasima:
I told my girlfriend to post my pics on her Whatsapp profile and she refused to do so, but I post hers telling the world how proud I am to have her.

I was very angry I want to end the Relationship. You see all this Catholics girls na now I fear them wella. Full of games and cheating.

You are funny and SIMPle at that sha....So instead of promoting your business, work or any small skill you acquired, you are busy posting a lady you've not paid her dowry... no be juju be that?

Go and learn a skill, start doing something please..If you have something doing, promote it on your status..leave women..

She will love who she wants to, and marry who is available...

For you, how successful you become matters more.

Maybe a jealous lover from the girl's side did the clean Job.

FaceTanke:
SAED

SAED na sleeping pills for Orientation camp.

With cap and black spec na sleeping things.

Mariangeles:
It wasn’t even well seasoned.
Just salt, pepper and red wine.
Well, it might be tasty sha.


I rizuola nnoo!


It could be a basic flour-yeast-salt bread.


I might watch it.

Lol...The simplicity in his style of cooking...He believes in enhancing the natural taste of the protein, rather than doing ooh!! Help me spices...

He enjoys grilling a lot...And it is cute for an outdoor stuff...Typical of what my Dad does when we were growing up..Even till now...In festives, he will grill chicken..Na we go carry drinks come..soo cute if I must say....Gi hu mma mgbe ahu, Ihu wu ya ochi ochi...Umu nwaanyi eeh, you people like good life I swear..

So I am inspired by kavkas..In such things. Ya na umu ya na nwunye ya the camera woman.

Eri zuchaa be kwa m o...Like I told you, I grew up with a lot of protein...In fact I and my siblings had it in excess..Natural stuffs..in Nursery school, lunch box anyi, mma m ji cha etinye roasted fish ma o wu ihe ozo yiri ya..So ya wuru croc, mbe ihe ndi a n'ile ericha la m ha...Those riverine kinda meals.

Ok.

Keep watching..His channel is so relaxing..When I am in the mood..

Mariangeles:
Not when you add milk to it.



I alternate with cocoa drink that is rich in antioxidants.

Ihe ndi ntakari m kaga wu chewables

Lol...smh your taste is something else...

With ihe ndi ina eri, some sound surprising to me o...It increases the curiosity..

SugarPapi:
Ps, I understand a majority would think this is some made up story seeing as I opened the account today. I have been an unregistered member of this platform but the issue with this babe is getting to a head. I can't think, can't focus at work, can't do anything at all.

All I think of is her. I can't ask my friends for help, they're way too close to my wife and someone might spill. Pastor, etc are out of the equation. It's you guys I can turn to, so I need those who have been in my shoes to suggest ways to get over this girl.

Pss, I tried deleting her contacts, blocked her on IG, Whatsapp, etc. After 2 days, I unblocked her and when she asked, I feigned some phony excuse.

Help me!

Go back to your wife... This is the reason why I don't support married people living far away from eachother...Things like this happens. You have tasted tighter and chill pussy, whatever you have for your wife will never remain the same judging from how you narrated the story...You are hooked...And likely your woman doesnt give the way the strange lady did..

She made love to you, maybe na knacking you dey knack your wife.

Disembark from this journey, no gain...You will scatter your family...

Blackbelly:
After posting broad daylight porn under the camouflage of seeking advice, now ask yourself, do you truly need help?
I seriously doubt!

E be things.

Emmayorejoice:
I needed to withdraw 35k this morning in order to attend to some urgent cash needs and since I didn't want only N1000 notes I decided to enter the banking hall. To avoid issues I arrived before 8 am and was one of the first to be attended to. The cashier paid me with N20k bundle and counted 15k with the counting machine twice and gave me my bundle. I didnt bother to do another count as I saw her use the machine twice. Only for me to get back home and realise I had an extra N32k. I counted and recounted but it was an excess.

Truth be told times could be much better Covid and Buhari did not help matters but as a Christian I know not to keep what is not mine. God knows it could have solved a lot of problems but its best to wait for what is mine so i had to go back to the bank and wait to see the Teller. Looking at her interact with her colleagues one could tell she was not happy.
When it was my turn she asked what kind of transaction I wanted and I just handed her the N32k. The relief and joy on her face could not be hidden. She had already told her colleague beside her that she was short so they both joined in telling me thank you.

As usual some may say I was foolish for returning the money but either a young lady could have lost her job in these terrible times or at least the money would be removed from her salary which is still bad enough.
My only prayer is God should consider this and remember me for good.

You saved her from not using her money to replace her carelessness..Kudos man!

uthlaw:
I will stop assuming... You cannot eat one food for the rest of your life,you get tired bro!

Truth is no human will eat one thing and never get tired.

Or say do one thing and never get tired.

By the way who told you she is bro?

Mariangeles:
The topic said nri I ga e rili everyday with getting tired, and I can tired of any food, except tea.
I need a dose of tea daily to operate.
I get high on caffeine.



Mba o.
I love food. Especially ihe ndi ntakari.

Tea wu mmiri

Caffeine in the system, i hope it won't lead to issues on accumulation?

O nwere nri ndi di ntakiri?

Mariangeles:
Everyday? Nri ga na a ho agboro.

Ka’m nukwa si o gbuhu gi.

no shaking

Mariangeles:
I watched the video, and it wasn’t about making of the bread. It was about how to cook a crocodile.

First of all, who knew crocodile had so much meat, and that their meat was white?
Secondly, nwoke nke ahu e rigbuola onwe ya, maka na I saw another video of his with him holding up some testicles of some animals. I’ve not watched that one.

It was intentional...So you get to See people eating crocodile

I know it is edible, I have tasted the meat..Na white meat na...

I love his channel..I get his update steady..That bread seems tough and rough... A mahu m udi bread di ihe ahu..

Watch it na...He cooks protein mainly..
Na human remain for him to cook

saphiere:
Don't condemn this people please.

Who gave him the power to?

Is it by idling away here and converting everything to end time abracadabra...

Mariangeles:
Mba o.

I took it from here.

Yea I noticed...later checked the first page hu zie ebe oshi abiaga..

See that bread at the end of this kavkaz video...

There was a time we talked about that bread...Looked tough and burnt...And doesn't rise.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGs675MXWNw

Mariangeles:
K’ahu gbasara gi!

The topic said food, not ihe oñuñu...

Tea eso hu..

O di ka iri nri ji ara gi ahu?

officialwdhtv:
What is the food you can eat everyday and never get tired of?

White rice and fresh tomato mackerel stew...

Mariangeles:
Tea with full cream milk.

uthlaw:
Credit alert!

Mariangeles:
What is that?
That isn’t on the list na.


Well, for me, If I’m not being biased, my favorite is this one below because I can enjoy it as it is and get satisfied.
It is nutritious too. Very nutritious.

O wu gi shiri ofe a?

temmypotter:
So?

Make him launch am first... Mutually assured destruction!

As a matter of fact, UK + US + India + Israel + France will have the entirety of Russia to the ground before he realizes the implication of what he's done.

Putin has to be silenced, no other way around it. How can one mad man's greed and personal vendetta be holding the entire world to ransom. Russians had better turn against the Dictator and displace him else, they might be collateral damage should the West decide to get involved on the war front.

If Putin is allowed to take Ukraine, I don't think anyone is prepared for what will follow. It'd be carnage and anarchy in a relatively peaceful Pax Americana era. The free world as we know it will change forever because of a fascist dwarf of a man

The children on this forum who don't know shit about Geopolitics and are supporting Putin on here as a hero.. May God forgive you.. You lot are just ignorant. Seek repentance and enlightenment now.

If you think this invasion is cause of the made up bullshit "NATO and Ukraine threat to Russia", You are just stupid.. no other way to put it

You went far, USA has approximately same number of nuclear weapons as russia..I pity those pushing putin..Let him release one first,10,000 of it will descend on Russia left and right..

Nobody has the monopoly of these things...

OGBEREIJEBU:
Stright to point

I am 36years old. Many years ago after NYSC, I have no Juicy paying Job that can enable me to marry. I was in a relationship with Ugochi from when she was 20 until 28.
Age was not on her side so I being a nobleman advised her to go ahead and marry one wealthy middle-aged man 41, that was asking for her hand in marriage.

The pressure to marry him was too much from her friends and family. I had no juicy Job, could barely eat, pay bills and have a chance to even drink and buy clothing.

I had to make sacrifices for her, so 5 days to her wedding, we agreed in unison to meet for farewell and farewell F@@k.With frustration and Heavy heart I ca..me deep inside her Four times. Gave her money for drugs (White quinine or postinor 2), she rejected it and promised to take care of it herself. I went to her wedding, eat, wished her well and left. Cried all night and moved on.

Her hubby took her to Abuja.

Now I have a good job. I am building my house and I have a car. I am extremely comfortable now.

I got a call earlier this year and it was Ugochi. She was desperate to see me.
she travelled down to Lagos to see me.
I wasn't comfortable so I talked her out of coming to my house. We met at an eatery and she came with one handsome little boy.
I ordered Food for them and then my biggest fear came.
She said her husband found out the baby is not his and sent her packing.
She informed me the baby is mine.

I was shocked and I had to tell her I am squatting with someone, She and xxxxxxxx left for Imo State but before then, I denied and I argued, I went defensive.

The problem I have now is that I am planning my traditional wedding in August 2022 I have a presentable fiancee I love way too much.

Now, I can lie to the world but I can't lie to myself. That Little boy looks like me and has my pointed nose. Facially, it is glaring He is mine but I don't love Ugochi again, I have moved on. I love my fiancee so much.

How can I handle this situation?

Regular case of struggling guys..

Call your fiancee, tell her A-Z of everything....Not on phone o.

If she leaves, let it be a price you paid for banging a woman 5days to her wedding and even had the audacity to cum inside her not one, not twice but four times...

If she agrees, just know say e never end o, Because you have denied her the choice of giving you the first heir to your struggles on earth.

Carry your cross.

Kobojunkie:
Unless your plan is to kill the Ugochi and the child, all you can do is take responsibility for the child..

Anyways, in the meantime, ask Ugochi to log on to Nairaland so we can hear her side of the story as your story seems a lot made up.

Lmao...

Wallteck:
For been naive, nice and kind. I have being a victim of bully because I can't defend myself. Have lose a lot of respect. I wish God can recreate me to be a tough guy. Have been call fool for my behaviour.

I just wish people can understand. This world we live people are just too ruthless. The moment they see a weak guy they will start using and riding him anyhow. If I decide to change my ways I swear I will be so Wicked to the extent I won't have love for humanity.

Right now, I don't make friends too much because I know my weakness. I just want to be a lonely and marry a lady who understands me. People are just too Wicked.

Respect to those tough guys out there. I will make sure all my child not suffer the same faith I suffer. People are just too wicked.

Go and learn to toughen up a bit...No matter how small...otherwise even the nice lady you will want to settle down with won't find it funny with you..

I mean, you must be a man and not a sissy....you are going to protect yourself, your woman and your kids.

Cameroon Invade us we are your Ukraine...

Nofapsucks:
My honest thoughts?
the guy get courage!
God forgive me for being materialistic
But I no fit marry inside poverty
I hail and respect men wey dey do am.
them get liver
the woman should be equally praised
She ain't a fake wife

Na em be say your wedding go loud na.

I person/guest go get 1full chicken and a bottle of henkell rose

nyiamfrank:
Good one there.

That exorbitant and elaborate wedding is what is keeping so many people unmarried (including me).

Happy married life bro and sis

Oga go and marry abeg..

Leave elaborate wedding for people who want it...

Even the rich men of today, had similar wedding to this in their starting days.