₦airaland Forum

Dialpad:
How can a sane person wear an underwear twice ? That's some sick shit

Really sick shit and so irritating...

Ofadaman:
Well, atleast she's matured enough to tell you ,most girls just look for excuses instead to leave you so they don't have to deal with the emotional guilty conscience, this is why she's saying don't leave me while she's the one letting go.

Exactly....26 no be beans...The babe acted matured...If na me sef I will send her wedding gift.. ...Most will play religious or tribal card to escape blackmail.

Moreign001:
She has brought up this before, But I told her to just wait after our Nysc next year. But....

Wish her goodluck and move on....Avoid the blackmail she want to put you through...She thought you will be down the moment she reveals, and she was shocked you accepted it.

Just ghost her...Avoid calls and chats from her...She isn't in your league sef...28/26....so close..

School relationship no dey enter marriage.

Channel your resources to making money and settling to marriage in few years to come..That's the way.

Women go with who is ready and available...Most will ask you na love them go chop. Which is true...
Ones you are financially capable, you are a hot cake...crushing and admiring from all angles..If you are intelligent and good looking as well, na icing on the cake...So focus!.

Iyaebe:
A woman can be fat,its permissible but its not good for a man to be fat and you know why,please don't ask me why.

na so...Why? Because my why can be different from your own why..

Why?

Sunzee:
The answer is 0... anything raise to power 0 is zero!

Apply for refund abeg, your teachers suppose give you a refund...

vizkiz:
Wasted time in high school solving bullshit questions like this only to graduate from the university and realize it is totally useless

Abeg who dey apply am for their offices or business?

Anyways, the answer is (b)

No lies at all...lmao...Lecturers just use us they catch cruise...

Wasted time solving schrodinger wave equation...A psycho influenced equation for that matter..

Till date I still dey find where I go offload the equations I cram that year..lmao

HRMK:
Which comes first?court wedding or introduction?this is what davido's dad is well noted for!his money is strictly for his family and rltns!no time for outsiders!!

Culture was by passed after all money talks the loudest..

If na poor man, na so the in-law will be fuming like say tomorrow no dey..

Baawaa:
Davido's dad resemble the dancing senator
They really look alike
Like brother like brother

Their late brother Who was a senator,is the perfect replica of the dancing senator.

Iyaebe:
This shina is getting fat and not doing anything about it,Hml to them.God when?

Sentiments...

Maybe the bride is a slim fit...

Chloraseptic:
Rubbish..

Most tress in my village are taller than these..

That's how they will name the biggest dîck as if they saw everyone walking naked.

Elzazzi:


I go reach 10,000 before I dieeeee

Werey

pussymonger1:
MY NIGGA , LIFE IS NOT EASY , IF DEY TELL YOU SHEY IT'S EASY , NA SET UP

If e dey easy, na child's play na..

Cute.

pussymonger1:
FIND ONE HOTEL NEARBY , DEY WITH ONE OF DIA STAFF , SETTLE AM ONCE IN A WHILE HE WILL ALWAYS GIVE U PERMISSION TO USE A ROOM TO CLEAN UP ,NO CAP

Pure street vibes...

Like this, no situation you no go fit survive.

oldienavie:
I clocked 36 years 2 months ago, I look fit for my age compared to many Nigerians(I realised most Nigerians dont pay attention to their physical fitness).
I have been outside of the country and just got back with the aim of trying to get a wife.
Am I too old to expect to find a decent woman ?
What suggestions do you have with regards to getting a good woman in the shortest possible time ?
Thanks all.

If you make it obvious, you will end up with a Diamond harvester...
Country hard o

Just pray about it, and move about with genuine intentions, too many decent nice ladies out there, mentally, physically and emotionally matured and ready.

YoungRay007:
Please nairalanders, advise me on this issue, I am thinking of a business to do but am confuse, I was thinking of opening a restaurant in a good location but my very good friend who is a bolt driver is advising me to buy a used Toyota car and register it under bolt and start driving.

I know every business has risks and reward, please what are the advantages and disadvantages of being a Uber or bolt driver, and is it that lucrative, please reply

If you can cook what people can eat without problem, Restaurant business is best...A business that gives room for growth.

pussymonger1:
NIGGA U GOTTA GET PVSSY EASILY . YOU CAN MAKE YOUR CAR YOUR HOME . I SLEPT IN MY CAR FOR 3 YEARS . NO FUGACI

What of bathing?

Emmypure:
First advantage is that u will always Bleep broke girl that don't have transport fares.
And the disadvantage is lastma and police wahala.

So if broke girl no gree pay, you will collect it by kind? your money will go like that

Guys and pucy sef...

Mariangeles:
Very.
We don't feel things the same way.

Very different in man's world...No segregation at all.

Mariangeles:
It is a feeling mostly females can understand.

When we were growing up, among our friends were also girls that "stayed" with a family.
You can easily tell them apart from the other children because of how "less" the feel of themselves.
Also, children tend to recognize any form of weakness, and they tend to take advantage of that.

Wow...Uwa umu nwaanyi dikwa iche o.

LordReed:
Yay! My charcoal grill is here! I see lots of barbecue in my future. LoL

Preston, , Akposy, everyone, I need tips for making the best bbq.

Mention me when they give you tips..abeg.

Mariangeles:
You overcooked your vegetables.
Try to get it right next time.
Abi na only to dey ban people you sabi?

A time to start and a time to quit....Kun Aguero one of the best forward.

Mariangeles:
A si o huru ya ka nwa ya, o gahu a ra ya ahu I gwa ya ihe o kwesiri I gwa ya.

Wow, so the woman ka huru ya as superior ya?.. nwunye m luru, awuo slave na ulo nke ya..nawa o.

I won't tolerate that o...After me, next wu nwunye m before anyone else under our roof..

The situation now is OP first, the girl second then nwunye OP third....

Mariangeles:
I ma na nwunye op wubure nwa nga ha, so the girl is used to her (nwunye op) serving her, and not the other way around.
So, even now that nwunye op is married and in her own home, the little girl still has that sense of superiority over her and doesn't feel the need to do chores, especially for someone she's always seen as a "maid".

Nwunye op on the other hand, after living most of her life with a family and serving them, needed time to grow mentally after getting married.
She needed enough time to get rid of that inferiority complex that comes with living and serving a family that isn't yours.
She needed time to grow into her own person. To be confident enough to say " this is my own home"
So, it was way too soon for her allowing the girl to come live with them.

Somehow, I believe she's afraid to call that girl to order because she has always seen her as " the daughter of the house" and she's still afraid of what her mother might say or think of her.
She still cares what people think, but I don't blame her.
It is left for her husband to step in and act on her behalf. He needs to put the girl in her place in his house or she leaves.


I hope you get the point I'm trying to explain.

Clear now...plus it seems the wife bonded well the girl when she was with them, ugbua o huru ya ka nwa ya sef...Very tight corner.

That's why the husband need to act fast because, it is eating him up...No room for liability nowadays.

Iyaebe:
I'm up to the task and not lazy.I'm wondering what else will my future husband be looking for in other women outside lol.

Lol...It could more or nothing..

Just pray he connects with you physically and mentally thats all.

fernandoc:
Chieftaincy title without a wife. Turning tradition upside down cos of overexciment and money.

As in eeh...some kings self..

Iyaebe:
Inability to satisfy him?no he'll rather be over satisfied, I'm jealous and very territorial, I can't stand the thought of my man sleeping with another woman,it will break me down completely.So I can't allow polygamy for whatever reason. You really don't understand your Bible, after Christ came everything became new and established, did Christ preach polygamy? big no.So stop using the ancient prophets who came before Christ to back your polygamous scriptures.

You will over satisfy him... now you are talking...That is the main..The willingness to


As for the bible, lets leave that one for righteous evangelist....

For you, smh so you have to stop reading some parts of the bible because it doesn't suit what you want to hear..

Anyway, being territorial is not bad, but be ready and willing to always make the sacrifice...Thats the most important thing. And I hope you know territorial women are never lazy o, otherwise na talk and no action.

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Iyaebe:
I don't know the scripture that permits polygamy ooo.You and Toks keep twisting scriptures to support your views on polygamy. Let me ask you this, will be going fully into polygamy or you'll be keeping concubines to fulfill what your scriptures (twisted scriptures anyways)?

Abraham the father of all nations was polygamous...

David, Solomon, Jacob, even Jacob was a chairman sef .

Just to mention but a few.

Did you say my scriptures? Smh...you eeh, so I now own a portion of the bible .

As for the question, I am not polygamous, and I wouldn't want to keep a lady outside...I don't have that time..I am more of making money, spoil my woman and few kids...explore the world together with my woman.

But, these won't stop me from being blunt with facts...Polygamy was there in the days.

Now my own question, will you prefer your husband frolick outside with ladies due to your inability to satisfy him, or would you prefer he marry her as second or whatever numbers he wish?.

I am processing your answers already , but let me hear from the you first...judging from your territorial comments.

Iyaebe:
What you call " mutual thing " is fornication which God frowns at.Only marriage allows you to enjoy the sweet sweet whatever. No pastor will be advocating for sex outside marriage Oga.You be bad boy

You used the scripture in the area you wanted, but same scripture permits a man to more than one wife, which you will still condemn..

And same scripture does not permit divorce, but any little family issue here, most of you will be shouting divorce him .

Did you say no pastor? Chai they keep deceiving you o, better wake up...
Pastor marry the prettiest lady in the church, and keep the second as side babe..by making her church treasurer, financial sec or any position that will guarantee her coming close steady..

Plus other sisters willing to submit themselves like a plate f noodle in a restaurant..

Well I don't judge anyone, we are humans after all...If we don't get aroused and others, it will be like we are log of gmelina wood.

When you advance a bit, you will realize some things I say na fact..I say it the way it is.

Mariangeles:
They made a mistake taking her in.
I understand that the wife was compelled to do it because of...

I think I know why that girl is acting that way...though it is quite complicated to explain.

It is a debt the wife owes the girl's mom ...in my understanding.

Explain, I want to understand from your own perspective.

But ya wuru m, I won't tolerate that..If situations made my wife not to act, then I will step in to act with a tighter hands..

If she can't abide by the rules, I will show her the exit door...If I allow these stupidity to continue, ya ga turu ime outside, Her mom will come for my wife's head which I won't take lightly...So it is best she relax, why I step in to read the riot act...Inukwa m nwa 15years iwa m ishi n'ulo m kwa...

Similar stuff happened to my uncle's wife...My uncle travelled on business..The little girl is my Aunt's elder sister's daughter..She was given a free hand..Until the next door neighbour in the compound atuwa ya ime...A bachelor who was friendly with my uncle's family..

He ran away, his people came to pack his property sha..my uncle use every means to track him, but no result..

Las las, my Aunt's family blamed her for all that..for being free with her...One nonsense I won't take lightly...

Privacy is best, if you have need call, if we can, we will...if not everyone move.

That nuclear family privacy is very very important..And necessary to help the man fortify his family foundation with his wife and the kids coming one by one.

Iyaebe:
You are really a bad boy,I regret ever thinking you were in the seminary

So having mutual thing with the love of your life is a yardstick to measure "bad boy"?

If e dey sweet, make we remove cunny cunny o

Life follows understanding and principles....Which are subject to change when it becomes necessary.

Who even told I was in the seminary? what if I am a pastor with CE family.