₦airaland Forum

DukeNija:
Things dey happen for this life sha

Seriously o...

bukatyne:
You get mind.

You want to tell your friend that her MOTHER and HUSBAND are sleeping together.

You chop liver.

If you are so bothered, pray that God should expose them to your friend.

Mariangeles:
Scary and terrible gini?



I don’t like swallow.
I’ve never liked it since I was a child, but at some point, I learnt to eat it to please my mum.
Ordinarily, I wouldn’t.

Smh...

What if your partner wuru onye likiri swallow kwanu?

So after cooking, you won't join him?

O dikwa risky..

Mariangeles:
Ehenu!

Scary and terrible...

You don't like swallow at all or is it a case of Eba alone?

When you love, you will forgive easily...

Mariangeles:
I will remove the eba with immediate alacrity!

Hmmmmm seriously

Toks2008:
If you are asked to do away with one of these meals, which one will it be?

A. EBA
B. RICE
C. NOODLES..

I can't joke with Eba and I love my rice with ofada sauce.

For me, noodles is out forever... What about you?

Noodles straight...

Toks2008:
Igbo amaka.. You do well.

I love ladies from Imo state. Very strong willed ladies.

You can say that again and again..

Iyaebe:
I like this her husband, he doesn't mind what people say about him,he can do anything to make his wife happy.

Yinmu...

LordReed:
Thanks Chef A! I let you know how it turns out. Doing my first barbecue tomorrow.

CC: Munz.y14

Thanks bro I read the run down...Will definitely run a chicken grill tomorrow using this process.

placeofallure:
There's absolutely nothing wrong. I flaunt it by wearing the simplest of things - accessories, clothes etc.and I'll still be conspicuous. And at other times, I am intentional about my dressing and all. Most of the time, I'm too busy running an organisation and the home front to bother or remember how exceptional I look.

Continue...that is how it should be as a woman...Never give room for bad influence..kudos!

VOsimhen144:
Well, na nyash wey go kill me I dey follow now oo!

funny life in federal universities....

Somebody should come up with Unizik own let me check something.

Old fools.

chatinent:
In another news, moment Nigeria’s Airbus Tucano touched down and about to advance against America:

You want to make heaven like this?

Bia banye ka m hu..

insidenaijasblog:
A Nigerian man has warmed the hearts of many with his impeccable dance moves and 'stellar performance' at his wife's 50th birthday party, Newspremises reports.

The man identified as Rotimi serenaded his wife, Joke, with his lovely voice and danced for her at her birthday. A lovely video of him performing for her has been shared online

Watch the video below:

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcShuzjMzPY][/url]

Source: https://newspremises.com.ng/nigerian-man-warms-hearts-of-many-as-he-serenades-his-wife-at-her-50th-birthday-party-video/

Flexing still 100% for them... Exactly how couples should be...

whytediamond:
My idea of coconut rice is this. As you dey chop am, you go dey chop some grated fresh coconut .

Haa!!! Wahala..

KingEverest:
Nice one them go scatter eko

As in eeh..massive cash out..

Mariangeles:
Secure what bag?
Ike gwuru.
Ndi o gbasara, ha buru.

Otu ahu a wuhu otu e jiri zuo m, owuhukwanu otu m jiri to, so I can't accept that.
I cannot conform my mind to believing that.
I know there's better because that is what I've only and always known. Nothing can change that.
One only has to be careful who they choose, and not ignore the signs. (There are always signs)
I also believe people get who they deserve.

Most times people don't get who they deserve...Bitter part of reality.

I ga ahu nwoke ruchara ala, ya bia nweta ezigbo nwaanyi....

Gi a bia hu kwa nwata nwaanyi jiri la akwa m iko kwaasa local government, ofu ezigbo gentle man a bia buru ya as wife..

Life no balance...In all always pray..Signs you see are subject to change...Change they say is constant.
No mata how good anyone is, ha nwere bad side that takes love, tolerance and sacrifice for the partners to overlook the bad sides.

Las las always pray about it...Especially DI biawara gi...Onye i huru as good, may turn bad later, onye i huru as bad may turn good as you progress.

Same goes to a Bachelor when looking for a life partner...Ya wuru mpa m ya si ije ahu mere involve ekpere.

Iyaebe:
Funny don't distract me from searching for my virgin husband, virgin men are so scarce, and it's almost like they don't exist, I'll keep searching and won't give up.

Virgin man ko, menstruating man ni...

Women when they hear truth Vs women when they hear lies..

Mariangeles:
These are just excuses for man to be irresponsible sha. I can't deal.

I hate getting worked up. I hate not being able to trust someone I should.
I hate betrayal. I'm not sure I can forgive that.

Even sisters betray themselves to secure the bag..


Most bad people today, were ones good people who became bad because of bad influence...Some couples will be moving good, loving and trusting eachother until a bad influence enter...The rest becomes history.

Again did you realize most times in a marital home, women are the problem? some go extreme in pushing the man to the wall and still expects him to be remote controlled..

Lastly, two must agree to work.

Jodha:
95% of men think money is all women want...and that women will flock around them if they have money. Well I'm sorry to burst yhur bubble they're actually hard-working and contented ladies out there...and if money is all yhu have to offer then yhu have nothing to offer..

Guys should learn to work on their personality, attitude, general approach. I'm not saying yhu shouldn't have money ..but if yhu think having money is all there is...or if yhu have money yhure a total catch and ladies will flock around yhu regardless of how yhu behave...then yhure wrong.

Story story....If a man has all these you listed without money, 95% of women won't give him audience...

I pity men who take this serious...I have seen women of high virtue, seriously independent and earning cool, yet they have eyes on the money bags.. Na today nyash begin dey for back? Abegi!!! .

Yes personal development is very important, but we all stress for the money...Money is the beauty of a Man...Know this and know peace...

Mariangeles:
Na wah o!

Woman work no dey finish? I nukwa I wu onye nche di...

Ngwanu o...

Nke m wu Igwa gi eziokwu di na ya...

Okwa I si ichohu polygamy, ngwanu oru agbaala...

letristian:
That's when you meet a reasonable partner... Not all these empty heads roaming about

jaelz:
We all know that most relationships nowadays between a man and a woman just boils down to the man giving the girl money with the girl returning his favor back with sex, but off recent I went to my friends place and I was so shocked and impressed by their relationship; the boy was teaching her frontend engineering and from what I got she has already gotten an internship role with a big fortune 500 tech company already. He made known to him that everything in his kitchen and almost all his deodorants and body sprays were all gifted to him by the girl.

This really had me shook honestly, I mean things like this still happen in relationships of nowadays?

If you see relationship wey dey head straight to marriage, you go know..

Their should be a mutual benefit in every relationship when it involves intellects loving and caring for eachother...After all, Iron sharpens Iron.

Breeze111:
Early this year, my babe broke up with me. According to her, she told me there is a man who is asking her hand for marriage and her parent has already giving her the go ahead to marry d man..

She told me the man is rich and promise to buy her car, bla-bka-bla so I told her there is no problem, she can go ahead since am not ready yet after all am just a shoe-maker still waiting for my NYSC...

Bt of lately like last two weeks this babe started disturbing me that we should come and she is sorry... Well I don't know how she get to know that my mum lent me 600k to start up, of wish am doing well now by his "Grace" and at the same time serving my country presently...

So according to her, she say the man just only wanted to sleep with her and because she refuse and told the man to wait till after their wedding the man broke up with her...as it stands now I don't really know what to do...

Temptation, with a little confusion....

You better focus on multiplying that 600k before buhari remove fuel subsidy o..

Otherwise, that girl go use you sweep floor..after removing her own subsidy from that 600k.

Mariangeles:
Considering the kind of family that I come from...



Peace of mind and happiness in a polygamous setting? Let's not kid ourselves.

Joke apart, some have found peace and happiness in it..

Even staying with one partner owu kwanu guarantee for peace

The peace comes from within, well as you detest polygamy, you will meet who doesn't fancy it.

Again, most polygamous homes wasn't planned...A lot can lead a family to that Including procreation...If one marries and bear children, they couples won't know how blessed they are...
Then,as long as there is love, peace and happiness...They are icing on the cake.

Nwaanyi kwesiri I di sensitive...And fast to detect when hubby don they go astray and call him to order..If you display I don't care attitude, thats how problem start..before you know it, it becomes irredeemable.

Men are open to temptation, especially the married ones with good sense of family responsibility..Even your wife's friends go use style they press button...

Umu nwaanyi hehehehehehe ka m kwushi nga sha...Na who never see temptation go say taaaaaa..

Iyaebe:
That means a promiscuous man will be a vegetable when he's getting old.I didn't knack head for ground when I said I only want a virgin man as a husband,I sabi better thing.

A promiscuous man will be vegetable in later years, not because he had too many sex..Rather because he has explored both natural and synthetic odenjiji to help him satisfy these women sometimes....Plus contracting of some STIs that may go untreated.

All those action bitters, alomo, viagra etc...They will surely bounce back in later life..Plus unhealthy meals/ lifestyle.

In fact, more attention should on that unhealthy eating and lifestyle...If you allow him to be enjoying serious sugar in his custard, pap, beverage etc...Get ready to be receiving water water

And if you bruise his ego, he will lose intetest, na so darling go turn vegetable before 50 ..

Another factor is stress...Stress useless men like hell..

In essence, a lot can turn man to vegetable, not just about sexual promiscuity alone...Even your virgin man can become a vegetable.. Even na dem dey turn veggies most due to unhealthy lifestyle..

You and this your virgin man, no go carry the one that will use torchlights in locating your centre of Excellency o..

Iyaebe:
As if the 63yr man can still do,abegi

If he is reserved in his youthful days, he will satisfy her very well...Especially if she is a virgin

Iyaebe:
Polygamy gradually finding it's way into Christianity

It has been there from time immemorial..Na you no want accept the reality...

At 63, probably first wife is in her 50s and has retired permanently from bedroom works..

So the man went for a Lamborghini..

You only live ones..YOLO
As for the man, he should start writing his will sha, because na too much need to satisfy this fresh girl go kill him soom..A lady in her 30s would have been a best bet for him, unless the first wife didn't bear any child for him.

Mariangeles:
Only ladies who don't value themselves agree to be second wives.

Zukwanuike

You hate polygamy eeeh...

Las las it is peace of mind and happiness that matters.