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techmo:



Imagine getting intelligence report for over a week, and the day of attack he still never called for backup, road blocks or military assistance

Something is truly fishy

Most Senior officers especially DPOs , DCOs , Area Commanders, Commissioners always sleep with their walkie Talkie beside them, signal room division that broadcast signals is located in State headquarters and they work 24/7 , how come they never radioed for backup
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What happened is bigger than wat you heard......games dey...

That police commissioner know what happened...

Plus Imo state has no governor...Imagine the fool is owing the joint security team...operations search and flush..Search and flush patrols every nook and cranny of owerri...They would av been force to reinforce the police and prison arm squad.

mariahAngel:
Ok. Thanks.


I'll check him out.

ok

AgentGoat:
Go get a skill and stop accumulating papers up and down.

Another truth...

lazy people keep reading and reading forgetting this is a post covid_19 era in a country with corrupt people...who keeps juicy part of the meal for themselves and their generation.

Queenmark:
My dear qualification in Nigeria doesn't really matter. Even PhD holders are looking for jobs.

hahahahaha no be lie..

popweezy:
It's like these wealthy people have more problems than we struggling

They have o...not it's like...The bigger the acct balance..the bigger your problems.

FalseProphet1:
I see emotional Nigerians raising funds for this man and his fiancee, I see them getting their own apartment and getting married before the end of this year. This I have seen.

The real falseprophet....But 1....ehmm ehmmm make we use fear agree say na the real1

NobleDeSage001:
LOYALTY
Loyalty is everything. If you have a woman that is loyal to you, hold her tight.

I have one now and incidentally her name too is Onyinyechi. Seems like girls who answer Onyinyechi are just excessively loyal.

The girl I wanted to marry (Favour) came to my house once, saw only bed, reading table and chair. My DVD player was placed on its carton and my TV hung on the wall. Favour vowed never to come to my house again. That was how she left me for a wealthy man.

Onyinyechi came, met the same setting but she stuck to me ever since. If not for anything, I respect her for her loyalty and humility.

Nice one.....who will stay, will stay...no matter what.

Emperor88:
The bestie of a thing na....we were very close from day one. I have to keep controlling my self but the closer we become, the more feelings developed.

Bestie is Whiteman way...and never an african thing..It can't work here..one party must bring in feelings.

mariahAngel:



I ma onye ahu n'eme ihe ochi aha egwuregwu ya wu comedian_sirone?
Asusu Igbo ya owu olu ndi ebee?

I just checked his page...I couldn't tell...he uses more of pidgin..unlike one aba guy..Insidelife411...who uses mainly Igbo...

Even skiibo uses mbaise dialect..

Emperor88:
No be only bestie issue...getting too close to an opposite sex is a no no...I nearly slept with my GF younger sister...Though my GF do not trust me but she trusted her sister.I liked her sister from the very day I set my eyes on her, she is always giving me that sexy look any time we make eye contacts but due to the fact that I'm dating her older sister I keep myself under check. I liked my girl but we were just not compatible, we were always having some issues, but her younger sister was always the antidote any time we see...We were very close because she was very free with me, I tried hard to take her has a sister too but the feelings we have for eachother was just too strong.
I actually hit the bull in the eye by pouring out my mind because I was fed up with her sister's attitude and she did not turn me down. We fixed a date to do the main thing, She came with her sister that very evening and when her sister was leaving she stayed behind. Her sister does not get bothered because she trust her though but she once suspected at point that her younger sister and I were always talking over the phone. She warned me jokingly then. Back to the day, she lay on my bed waiting for me to make the move but my conscience won't let me. We both lay on the bed for over 2 hrs with social distancing. After she got fed up she took her phone angrily and left. As from that very moment her altitude towards me changed but I thanked for that day that I was able to control my self.

hehehe your story strong...how do you guys feel cool being on same bed with your woman's young sister?

I love respect and values, and it's reciprocal.

Their should be boundaries na.

mariahAngel:
Errrrrrrrm...
Ndi enyi ka'm nwere

mu ahukwanu nwaanyi na enwe hu bestie...lol

mariahAngel:
A di'm mma.
Thank you.

welicome...
i nwekwara bestie?..

NiklauseFred:
Wahala for who no get bestie wey dey send nude

This with the meme got me laughing..

mariahAngel:
Nghogbu.
Op ghogbuga onwe ya chee na owu anyi...

ooooohh..
kedu?

padi94:
My bestie, my bestie naso prick take enter nyash

lol....This bestie thing eeeh...

The issue is human develops feelings with time...Either soon or later...

mariahAngel:
Op wan bObO himself....

what is bobo? one of my yoruba frnd uses that when she talks atimes.

Saintdan0421:
lmao, una no go kee me here..

E dey happen o....


So you never see car owner weh condition of the car don turn am to mechanic....

A day for funny threads...Another 1.

dairykidd:
Hahahaha.. those cars wey u go buy 250k, everyday mechanic workshop. U sef go begin smell like mechanics.. God abeg oooo

I swear....Even when u call him he will be like, guy I deh with my mechanic...U will think it's a sweet car only to realise na wahala car.

Saintdan0421:
Well the 95% is hyperbolated buh her body languague, eye contact, e.t.c says it all.

you can still get all this in a jovial lady...with no string attached...

well that's by the way make i no cut ur liver...

Just let her know ur intentions...be bold while at it..And be confident...

dairykidd:
Lol.. make bad boys with drive pour am water or blow dust/ smoke for him n him babe body

His reactions will be epic...


Na this go make am go carry 5th hand naija used car...Make them register him as car owner...

Saintdan0421:
Nairaland Gees in the house, biko how do you ask our naija ladies out/ or how did you ask her out in style?

This is because personally I haven't ask any lady out "officially". Ok I may just say 'babe make we stroll go so so & so place' or ' abeg escort me reach' on getting there we eat & we just do little talks there.

So there's this cute friend (very intelligient, fine mad ehn, smart, modest, wife material, not the average Nigerian girl type, gosh she's my spec) coming back from school this weekend and I wanna ask her out. Abeg MAKE UNA SHOW ME THE WAY cos this one special. Well the green light is already there, i think it reads 95% or so I know it wouldn't end in premium tears, never.

how did u come to a conclusion with 95% green light...smh

No go confuse a liberal lady with being into you o
..

Their is no style in asking a lady...Just shoot straight. U either get a yes or no....as simple as that...no go deh do pass o...

And don't forget to update us on the next episode...

funny thread...

neolboy:
What a sweet coincidence

coincidence ke...Baba do timing professionally..

Baba rest abeg problem no deh finish....

Baba is relaxing and being taken care of...

Oluwasaeon:
Your papa

hahahahahahaha....this one entered o

Drsnives:
I foresee ladies coming here to lie. I foresee SIMPs coming to spill trash

This I have seen

fake falseprophet....

hstar:
it's a huge turn off for me watching a lady eat large

I swear...

samonak:
I saw her single handedly consume 4 wraps of eba! It broke my heart

lmaoo...it's a huge turn off watching a lady eat like say the food go run...

BigDan69:
First time knacking her, bent her for doggy only to find debris of poo. Omo!

ewwwwww.....whaaaaaaatttttt

Jenny1010:
There is what they call Accidental sex.

Exactly....it usually happens fast and quick..before conscience will come around

Carchoice:
not in Nigeria. I had BESTIES. I have a lady that still calls me big bro. We fvked. She told me she wanted it. Don’t let Nigerians deceive you with the bestie title. Na scam.

Big scam...if body scratch her, two seconds everything go burst...A man is always ready.