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had my first kiss in ss1,with the most hansome guy im my school he was in ss3(d head boy)hmmm after all d reheasal b4 d day iwe finally had it gush HE HAD SERIOUS MOUTH ODOUR D 2ND KISS IN YEAR ONE HMMMM SUMTIN 2 ALWAYS REMEMBER IT WAS WONDERFUL

9star abeg na u biko
haba only u wit all this sisters,hmm i bow 4 u oo
anyway no 4get 2 use **A COVER** WHILE AT IT WIT EACH OF THEM
AS 4 ME WOT TRIPS ME IN MY DEARIE CJ are:
1)his extremely hansome,im certain dat he can coveniently compete wit likes of Denzel Washinton, Will smith,
2)his has a cute body(broad shoulders, )that i can comfortably wrap myself in2(since im a cutie lepa)
3)he is damn 2 intelligent (though sometimes i dont like this cuz i find it really hard 2 play smart on his intelligence,i cant even lie to hom cos he'l definately get me)
4)HE IS UNDOUBTABLY GOOD AT *IT* im sure im gud 2 infact its vice versa
5)he's always there 4 me FINANCIALLY,Morally,Spiritually,
INFACT HE'S MY EVERYTHING ARENT I SO LUCKY

u better shine your eyes o
imagine AN INVITATION 4 A RECRUITMENT 4 ''FCMB'' THEN PAYMENT MADE IN2 ANOTHER BANK(GTB)

hey we need more useful and truthful minded landers like this in dis forum.
may God bless u 4 dis honest write up.pls keep up d gud work.
thanks.

fellow landers,pls i need ur urgent help.
i'd applied 4 nbplc test 2,but im yet 2 receive any message in my email/fone.
im really getting worried o .im just wondering wot culd b wrong,because im really certain dat i met up 2 their specified requierements.
i still ve my tracking code off hand,pls is it possible 4 me 2 check if iv been invited 4 d test 2 through their website.if so pls can somecne kindly tell me how 2 go about it,actually i just opened their site and i just dont know wot am supposed 2 click on again
pls sumone should kindly bail me out ooooo
thanks one love

metridim which planet r u from,dont u know dis gist is an already investigated and confirmed gist ,infact its not a news 2 b debated upon any longer,its a plain stale news.
TONY ELUMELU CEO UBA(D LARGEST BANK IN AFRICA)GRADUATED WITH A 3RD CLASS.
abi u b him relative probably dt's ur reason 4 supporting him and trying 2 cover him
anyway Tony don try despite his poor grade he still get rich brain 2 sucessfully manage uba 2 a reasonable position in not just Nigeria's banking industry but 2 d entire Africa too.
altough i dont like his bank(mayb if them give me work i fit reconsider them o,just mayb, )i sort of lije his person,personality,carriage anh undoubtably HIS KILLER DRESS SENCE

hey greedy fellow ,u really deserve a knock on d head
d rule in this forum is dat u give out d venue,time and actual date of the so called test n u get d test format in return .its just as simple as that

hey thank God iv suceeded at last after much clicking and clicking and clicking,

hey thank God im suceeded at last after much clicking and clicking and clicking,

hey wots wrong iv just applied too and wasnt successful.i mean it keeps bouncing back each time i click on d **SEND APPLICATION ** IM SURE IV FILLED ALL D ENTRIES CORRECTLY.
PLS was there any I.D given as a prove of acknowledgemen
PLS HELP ME OUT OOOOOOOOOOOOO THANKS

plz where is their head office situated in Lagos

me tooo ,pls GetDayo kindly forward it 2 my email 2 muppetewa@yahoo.com
thanks one love

congrats thats surely d fruit of hard work

yes oooooooooo im interested too

serialeco pls i wouldnt mind if u or any other kindhearthed nairalander 2 pls and pls kindly help me with d 2007 Gmat 2 my email address muppetewa@yahoo.com d address serialeco gave doesnt seem 2 b working anymore.
thanks may God bless u grant u all dat your heart desires this year and years 2 cum.Amen,

its usually an extremely simple test.mathematics(more of percentages),sentence completion(even pry sch pupil can answear it),current affairs(dont b suprise u can b asked questions such as *who was last evicted in d ongoing celebrity takes 2 competition*)
just b relaxed,UBA doesnt make one pacnic in their test unless one is already a natural dull head
best of luck

compliments 2 everyone.pls im also interested in d Test question stuff.could u kindly forward it 2 my email address muppetewa@yahoo.com thanks

workforce send me two empty text messages and 3 indistint and uncleared messages 2 me phone on Thursday 6th Dec 2007. i presume it was 4 a Test.got thier address frm endless 77 n went to their office on Sat 8th but it was closed,met 2 other guys wit similar problem .pls who got a similar text should pls bail me out.thanks

nice write up .thanks 4 d reminder.i appreciate people like u on dis forum not like likes of COMPLETED

bundo,
just accept ur faith u were not shotlisted because u didnt meet up 2 d cut off mark.simply put U FAILED SKYE'S TEST
d guy dat sat next 2 u got called because he passed through MERIT or he successfully applied d MAN KNOW MAN TECHNIQUE
Anyway next time just try 2 pray and work harder.

hi pls i'l really appreciate it if u could u kindly send me d 2007GMAT 2 my email box 2. muppetewa@yahoo.com.
thank

indie pls d house is still expecting u 2 urgently post vacancies (other than d banking industry) so that we can all wholeheartedly switch over .d deadline is monday.opps lets b a little lenient lets give her Tuseday. lets i forget dont ever let the house catch u asking 4 a BANK'S test venue,time or dates. I guess u r contended wit applying 2 other sectors(i wonder y they've nt employed u yet )) .so PLS KINDLY VAMOSE ABEG GIVE ME ROAD make i see which bank dey recruit on hand,infact u r distracting me o

at most a month,then an interview
A week 0r two after d interview u get called 4 medicals
good luck

wetin dey pursue d man? :owhy cant he just learn to stay put at a job? how are we so sure that the actuall reason that made him to leave wasnt because they was an illicit affair between them who knows maybe one of them could be MARRIED ALREADY D
it seems the Man has a way of getting jobs easily,i mean he's gotten employed twice within 3months and he wants to go back to the previous one so soon.haba things arent done that way
abeg tell am say make he try hook me up to one of his connections o ,me i dey find work seriously o im sure by the time they employ us at the same company they would surely and definately know who really needs and takes the job seriously.
anyway tell the man 2 look somewhere else and forget about the woman's job unless , :
ARE YOU SURE THE SOCALLED MAN ISNT RELATED TO ADEDIGOLD(you come use style change the story say na MAN)

Thanks seuneniola,pls could u kindly forward d i.v 2 my emailbox. (muppetewa@yahoo.com)
i had also applied but im yet 2 b called.
But me i no get all those their death warrant means of identification o (except my OLD SCHOOL I.D)i just hope they'l accept it.

obanikoro2 abeg u get brain my brother.Do you know out of curiousity i almost got hooked too.Thanks to your smart advice.i just hope nairaland users go heed to your warning.if they dont na their palaver.(they say fly we no they hear word na him dey follow dead body enter grave)
although whoever brought about this idea might have a cogent reason but for pete's sake such ideas are extremely unsafe in an open forum as this.
PLEASE WISE NAIRALAND USERS BE WARNED

please has anyone been called for an interview with UBA yet? I wrote the aptitide test since 13th of June in Lagos this year and im yet to hear from them.An insider confirmed i'd passed.that i'l still be called.i heard they are conducting interviews batch by batch .Abeg na true?me im tired of staying home o.im really really desperate and anxiously waiting(im absolutely sure of passing and its already been confirmed)
PLEASE I NEED AN URGENT RESPONSEi want yo know if i should keep waiting or ,

pls i wrote my test on d 13th of June dis year,im yet to get a response from them o.my fone got stollen few days after d test.
anyway,2 weeks later, i went 2 their head office 2 find out any latest development.i was told no text mesage had been send yet 4 d interview.
few days ago i was able 2 retrive my line back.abeg fellow nairalanders as anyone one been called yet.i just pray and hope they've not send me a text and it probably bounced back.
abeg sumone should reply me o(im sure i passed bcuz d test WAS TOO SIMPLE)

abeg dem go allow gatecrashers?? bcuz me IM INTERESTED O,i didnt apply and i wasnt even aware wen the advert was placed,but the issue now is me sef i want do oooo.pls i need an urgent response.one love