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Pls this your contact phone number is always indicating NOT AVAILABLE, does the number trully exists, are you guys for real. Please if you are kindly provide a corect contact detail ok? Thank you!

thanks this is a nice write up

my people abeg wetin concern job seekers with OTHER PEOPLE'S LASTWORDS ?
abi na part of interview question?

pls can sumone gatecrash

think abt dis .dan foster has been in nigeria for more than 5 yrs now.really i sud ave tot that by now he sud ave legalized his work permit by now! or had some kind of contract to prevent any employer from coming back to hunt him no matter the beef. by the way hes married now to a nigerian!! he should have some kind of permit at least for stayn in nigeria even dou temporarily. however i dnt want 2 belive that coolfm is behind it but 1 thing we sud understand is that no employee no matter how holy, wod like his staff to live the way dan foster did . but den again life must go on.
its a pity dou.  

bank olemoh =favourite for HOT AMALA WITH EWEDU + GBEGIRI HMMM YUMMMY
ghana high = correct agoyin beans, fried rice salad , you go bite your tougue
white house= iv never been there pls where is its located

YES i've tried mixing milo+coffee+lipton tea=yummy
coupled with an entire day of serious tummy upset/watery stools
infact i ended up not going to the office on this faithful day and i missed an important official appointment
lol
i guess i learnt in a big way

LETTER TO BABA BABY
My dear baba baby
i just gat d NEWS
eh CONGRATS OOO
so u've finally gotten d result of your foolish carelessness hmmmm
u & your friend share same girl (fun)
u & your friend share same dick (weirdo)
u & your friend scored same day/time (bravo)
u & your friend now newest daddy(ies) (congrats)
u & your friend share buying baby (ies) things (less expense/burden)
God help you both if the girl delivers more than ONE BABY (double celebration enough rice 4 visitors)
dude im soooooooooo happy for this goodnews that you shared with everyone on Nairaland
pls dont 4get 2 distribute d I.V on time o
once again CONGRATULATION
Pls accept my best wishes
its me
MUPPET(YOUR FELLOW NAIRALANDER)
pls accept my best wishes

abeg e
na 2day
haba shey na 4 old grey age them wan learn
definately any guy where tell the babe say him no mind say she be 'V'
hmmmm beware o
such a guy isnt just kipping but also screwing anoda non "v" chick outside
chikena,

HIVs or/and
STDs =
DEATH

IM A LADY BUT from experience iv come to the conclusion that MEN ARE BETTER
this is because they have lots and lots of avenues to exlpore and fundle with in LADIES BODIES unlike theirs

oh i never knew he was going to screw me if i go visitng/when we were alone 2geda
oh i never knew he was going to release inside me(without using CD)
oh i never knew it was just going to end as a one night stand
oh i never knew he wasnt in love with me but just a fling
oh,
pls spare me the details haba lets call a spade a spade
you claim to be naive to all these yet 2mr you fall into the same trap
my dear BITCH,opps my dear ASEWO, OPPS I MEANT TO SAY MY DEAR NAIVE GIRLFRIEND
try and AVOID SEX for awhile in your next SERIOUS relationship
a guy that TRULLY LOVES YOU would take his time to get to know and appreciate you b4 pulling down your pants(if need be)
A WORD IS ENOUGH FOR THE WISE

betrayal and jealousy would be the only words ringing in my head each time i see them 2geda
but i'l try blushing by flaunting my teeth and give them a big fake smile that im okay with the new development

YES YES YES if as a PERMANENT STAFF
NO NO NO if as a CONTRACT STAFF

i know of an ishan girlfriend hostel mate of mine who jokingly started dating a guy online for about a year, afterwhich the guy came down to Nigeria spend somtime with her , met and got to know her family members. he later travelled back to his base Germany (the guy is an ibo guy)
anyway he later invited her over and few months later they got married in Germany,this happened about 3 and a half years ago
january this year this couple came to Nigeria to perform their traditional wedding rites. infact they came with their two girls(aged 2 and 6mths)
this story is not ficticious oo im a leaving testimony ooo
so my dear starglo well i might say my friend's case is just one out of the thousands that turned out positively,although i've heard of some with a very very woefull out come.
online dating
hmmmmmm
its just a game of chances

haba wetin concern mad woman with skirt suit
i really i do not see the connection
what has 1st, 2nd, 3rd or even PASS got to do with LOVE AND MARRIAGE?
i heard UBA'S CEO Tony Elumelu graduated with a 3rd class yet you can deny what he has achieved with the so called disgraceful 3rd class
dont you see how his beautiful wife blushes whenever she's in the public with him?
abeg make una find better thread dey post for this section if you dont have anything reasonable to say well there is no crime in being an excelent passive member
lol

so na so women scarce so tey na your papa wife you wan screw? God hammer that your small dick we you want take tresspass
long throat ole

if na 2 bring peace hmmmm i would try 2 decorate my utterance with the opposite of the exact situation(okay i mean i fit lie small)
but days later when the issue might have died down i'l definately tell him the truth by passing the message in a much more romantic scenerio

abeg missy b help me ask them ooo
ole is ole
whether na armed robber or petty theif or pick pocket theif na theif
d irony of the matter is that you stole opps you took what doesnt belong to you chikena

YES YES YESN YES ,
a million times

segzi cres i DEY VEX for you oo
see initially i never knew how to give a man a (good)Mouth Action but i discovered my Ex likes it so i told him to teach me and i also watched enough porn films and today my present guy (i mean my fiance) can testify that im a pro in it .
so DOES THAT MAKE ME A PORN STAR
ANYWAY funny enough my dear dandas i was or do i say i am in a similar relationaship like yours,
my fiance's established his bussiness in the North (invarably he is based there) while me i work in Lagos. we've been in this relationship for close to 3yrs now and by the grace of God we are already making plans and hoping to walk down the aisle b4 september dis yr.
hmm to say it's easy with dis distance thing i'l say its a lie, cause we went through similar crisis in the first 2yrs we were even at a point of breaking up but with time we allowed not just love alone but explicit trust and confidence in each other to prevail over our fears(unknown uncertainties and doubt)
so pls try and make this your watchword if you trully love this girl and wish to continue dating her and possible get married to her

na wa o'
so Nigeria still get people with Talents like this.
im impressed.

i got a mail from FITC inviting me 4 an aptitude with CBN(which was later cancellrd)
now i just went to check on CBN's website for my serial number,only to find out that my name didnt appear again in the list
pls what could be the problem?
is it that the test got postponed so that fitc/cbn would have enough time to lobby in their own sprcial candidates ;
walahi this isnt fair oo
i wonder how on earth someone's application gets screened for a test,without the person having provided a completed data

frm CELTEL 2 ZAIN 2 FAKE and  then 2 VANITY and probably in 2 years time 2 VANISH
Walahi i just tire 4 dis network's LACK OF CONSISTENCY,
See MTN and  GLO have both faithfully kept 2 their BRAND NAMES  
abeg 2 thumps up 4 dem:
although im still a ZAIN LOVER O,my fone No still remains 080-2 i still prefer them d most out of all d network,they r customer friendly,their netwoak is d very good,
e be like say me sef i cey inconsistent with my word sef,one minute i dey yarb ZAIN,d next minute im advocating 4 them
i guess its not my fault they got me confused

abeg firstgirl which kind blunder u dey write sef :
after una go talk say companies no gree employ una haba

andyjoy i guess u were'nt sucessful. i did d test 2 at UNILAG on d 19th,bt im yet 2 get their almighty TEXT RESULT, just keep praying MIRACLE FIT CUM OUR WAY ,CONGRATS 2 all those dt gt pickd

oh all u **GUNNERS where is thou faith**
plz come rain or shine i'l 4ver pledge my Allegiance to Arsenal
i know lately they've been screwing up but all d same IM STILL A GUNNER