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This isnt applicable to commercial motorist or any of the law enforcement personnels that break the law on a per second billing, let a private motorist commit the slightest of traffic offences then you see lastma, Frsc, Police, Kai,Man o war, NsCDC all come out to flex thier muscles.

Nonsense biased and one sided laws. A dictatorial government that wants to instill fear on its poor citizenry and the rich and powerful seem above it, is that one a government?

Awon wayrey!

Wuraola01:
Walking jejely indeed

I had to shout ur name jhor b4 u ask me to pack my load . At least this isn't a confusion thread

Hahahahah... laff is rolling me on the floor. Chai!

Wuraola01:
Ohh no!! @Mursz is here

I have to disappear

Lol

See o! I’m just walking my own jejely... somebody cannot walk in peace again?

You are shouting somebody’s name up and down. Lol

Wuraola01:
Lol

Please, I need to get somethings here.
M begging na

5mins thats all I’m giving you, if it exceeds kperen! Dont let me say what will happen.

Meanwhile Iya Shadiat my wife says hi, she says you are becoming too proud these days you dont know how to say hello again.

I am timing you o!

kiddoiLL:
Nigerians with animal mentality... I saw the story and brushed it aside cuz I don't know why you'd get angry and attack two adults having sex in their car, not rape, Sex!!...
some of them will see white folks do stuffs like this, sex in club restroom, sex in car and others n they will call it “Onyibo life too simple I swear” dem no mind do anything.. but because it's 2 black folks doing it, you attack them and spread all sorts of $hit about them, who u dey deceive?? Two adults having sex in a car, with you cheap hoe or douchebag who hides and have sex with someone's wife in a hotel, which one is worst?...
I intend to be adventurous with my sex life, so let me have sex in the kitchen, bathroom, or inside my bloody car nd let one dimwit try to assault me..Even if they having sex inside keke napep, face ur life nd leave them alone..

True talk.... hypocrites everywhere!

Wuraola01:
I love this thread.

Lemme park here. Would love to hear most guys opinions

Wura! You are here again? Why is it that it is topics of i’m confused, i’m confused i use to find you?

Oya carry that your bag and be going home. Alele!

AshakeT:
What do I do, should I just forget it or talk about it and start acting like a friend to him (it's just a 2months relationship)

First off, you are his friend na arent you? Secondly you say you have only been dating for 2 months, he may not be sure of you yet, 2months is still pretty early, for all he knows you can bolt with the next available rich guy, not like u cant even if its a 2years relationship but the probability is higher now.

The bottom line is, I would do the same especially when the relationship is still new, what happens if I introduce you and the next 1 month we break up and my mom ask me about you, what would you expect I say? So to avoid stories that touch, at this point you are still a friend. Forget the knacking he has knacked you.

Also stop reading meanings into everything and dont be too eager either to meet the parents, you appear and sound desperate wanting that to happen just yet.

Maintain your friend lane for now and enjoy your relationship, build it to the point that he will be confident enough to introduce you otherwise.

In the meantime stop bugging us with your problems that is a non - issue, when you have more pressing issues you can then come!

Kapish?!

craigkoel1989:
I told my side girlfriend of 3 months that i am no longer interested in the relationship and that i had a girlfriend i have been dating for four years, after crying she called me back and told me she cannot do without me and that she miss me very much and that she doesn't mind, that she has been crying since and she still love me that we should continue
I am confused at the moment should i continue or maintain my stance and quit

Badt guy! Okare!

Infinix phone ambassador using an iphone X. smh!

Wuraola01:
Alright. Thank you

You welcome, i hope this helps.

Dont let me come back here and read this your confusion something again o! ... lol

Wuraola01:
Lol. I dunno

Guess I'm out. Confusing you? Lol

Why the sudden out? a few moments ago you were torn inbetween.

See ehn there are no rules to relationships, forgot all those things you read in books, it really comes to knot in the real world.

If you have feelings for him and you think he’s holding back, oga just call him and ask him as i quote.

“ Oga what do you want?” Simple, straight forward and precise. Remember to include the “Oga” it emphasizes the seriousness of the question. For someone who is already spilling without being asked, if you ask him this one ehn , his mouth will just be running like tap.

Make your decisions from then. How hard can all this things be na biko? And yes you are confusing my brain... lol

Wuraola01:
Yeah. I'm so torn
In between indecision.
And scared of myself too

Confusion everywhere, are you in or out? I wanf I dont want? You are confusing us here na biko

You just cant understand women and their indecisiveness, a man knows whether he wants to only sleep with you or take you the whole mile just from the first hello.

Why arent women like that na?

Are you conducting a survey on cunnilingus this early morning?

gurunlocker:
That's a fuxxking way to a man's heart!


She even know the right games to pick.... NFS, FIFA19 and COD

I’m telling you man! She should have added God of war to it, the list would have been awesome.

Which naija babe on this forum like games sef?

Bride price alone 800k.

Is the girl for sale? Chineke meh!

Oversabi Desmond! Typical Nigerian, if your views and opinion are contrary to mine you are a devil child! Holier than thou attitude.

Dont go and tackle problems in your constituency. Oponu boy. Hypocrites

Boobinus!: An instrument that requires great concentration and utmost dedication.

The picture above simply illustrates that Davido plays the boobinus all the time. Thats what gives him an edge in his music.

This one does not understand the gravity of the accusations leveled at his feet.

Mora thinks its a joke, Unlike Dino Melaye and small doctor who roam free after gun related issues, you my friend are a poor man, the most hated kind by the Nigerian Police. I trust my Naija police force, they will joke you to kirikiri maximum prison.

Happy spending.

Simplep:
I smell lies,big fat smelling lies.

Hahahaha.. I second support you on that, big fat, bogus out of this world lies.

The dog minding its business was cute thou... lol

Biko who is endowed with 13 or 15? PM me, a handsome reward awaits the first 5.

Thank you.

“ The thing go bite dem if to say them leave him head” what is it with the mumuness of some peeps sef? How did i end up in this country with all these kind of people? When did pythons go around bitting people?

When dem say make una read abi watch Nat geo una no go do either, na to dey dance shakushaku up and down them know.

Bite ko, devour ni. Everything also must be juju, una problems prayer, no rational thinking, no logical reasoning, nothing!

Juju and bite kii you there! Alika!!!

xtervaganza:
you don't have to suffer to decide to quit.



Life, just like a job, you can decide to quit. It doesn't mean you're suffering at the job.



Life itself is a poisoned chalice

True talk my brother. someone who understands.

Another suicide case reported, may God help those with suicidal thoughts.

How would we know what his intentions towards you are na? Are nairalanders psychic now?

See ehn, the only reason that is pushing you towards him is like you quoted “ he is ready for marriage and very ok”

If he wasnt good enough for you 5 years ago why is he suddenly a candidate for consideration?

That is the long throat that is doing you, the carrot called ok, that is being dangled infront of you.

Biko if you want to eat it go right ahead, dont come and be bugging us with psychic work here!

Waiting for him to come and share the matrimonial wealth, chuneke! Can you imagine? No wonder men divorce women like this.

All she is interested now is sharing wealth. Smh!

True blue, lets go boys.... Chelsea! Chelsea!! Chelsea!!! KTBFFH

carammel:
During the middle age, the women are mostly lonely

Live right in your youth, treat your wife and kids well then watch what happens later in your old age.

Carammel eh! So is this a valid justification for how men are treated in their old age?

Man cannot boil water and is insensitive and what not and dont treat their women right, how did you come to this assertions sef?

All those thing you wrote up there just smells of bias for the women folk.

Anyways how are you?

samysmoothfresh:
That Jasper osas okojie @first comment na my niggah!!!!


Exactly the same thing happened to me sometime back.


After one round, i stand up dey go kitchen, babe say "ahan samy where 're you going na after just one round"


i say i wan go drink water, na im babe say NO, say make i open her bag collect the yoyo bitters wey dey inside becos na dat one go give me strength for 4 more rounds.


And no be say the bitch na my main babe o plus i go still pay am con give am transport join.


Bitch na you wan tell me wetin i go drink ontop my money?


Abi bag dey tell e owner how e want make the owner use am?


Bunch of bastard destiny killers!!

Laff wan kii me dey roll for floor.

You cannot come and kii yourself, na food? Hahahahahhahah

Do you drink alot of water, if yes maybe you need to cut down abit on it, although good but if it makes you pee alot maybe u need to reduce it, another thing is too much salt intake.

If you dont do any of these, then the problem might need you to see a physician. It could be a urinary tract infection or something of sort.

I keep saying it, depression is real and prevalent in this clime, nobody should chastise or judge anyone going through it.

You havent been in anyones shoes but your own to know how it feels. We all hurt differently.

Support, love and counselling is the only antidote to depression. Let’s learn to love ourselves so we can love others.

Dude’s got an ostrich face! Lol.......