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Who writes this nonsense, Iphones are the best phones around now no comparison, Samsung used to give a chase but now, no spark, no innovation, just copy copy.

Iphones are premium phones and they should stay premium, if you want a slashed price phone go and buy Infinix and the likes. if you cant afford an apple that it your business.

Using some cooked up market indices from China to dictate demand and supply, truth it the American and european market is enough for Apple to thrive, besides the iphone still remains and maintains a strong market share in china and it will stay that way for the forseeable future

Dont come and be disturbing us here with price slash on iphones. Go and patronize infinix

Keystone isnt the first na, my access mobile app has been doing this for as long as i can remember, so does my stanbic bank as well.....

A would-be thief has found out that it may not have been the best idea in the world to try and steal from a professional fighter.

UFC president Dana White has shared a photo of the man who tried to steal the phone of strawweight fighter Polyana Viana, and there's no surprise who came out on top.
Viana dished out some justice of her own in Rio de Janeiro last Saturday night, despite the man's claim that he was armed at the time.

She cinched up a rear naked choke, a move that proved so successful in her UFC debut last year, as she waited for officers to arrive on the scene. 
'When he saw I saw him, he sat next to me,' Viana said, He asked me the time, I said it, and I saw he wasn't going to leave. 
'So I already moved to put my cell phone in my waist. And then he said, "Give me the phone. Don't try to react, because I'm armed." Then he put his hand over [a gun], but I realised it was too soft.

He was really close to me. So I thought, "If it's a gun, he won't have time to draw it." So I stood up. I threw two punches and a kick. 
'He fell, then I caught him in a rear naked choke. Then I sat him down in the same place we were before and said, "Now we'll wait for the police."
White , sharing a picture of the two on his Instagram account, called it a '#badf******idea'.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/mma/article-6564801/Dana-White-posts-picture-mans-face-tried-steal-UFC-fighters-phone.html#article-6564801

Chai! May her soul rest in peace

XhosaNostra:
I don't think they're intimidated by your "expansive vocabulary" per se, you're just coming across as a try-hard imo & that's not attractive at all. If you have such a vast wordpool as you claim, then you should be able to use simpler synonyms. It's not that difficult to do. All this use of unnecessary, bombastic words is obnoxious at best because not everyone "studies" the dictionary for words to use in everyday conversation. That's just ridiculous.

Harley quinn! Someone after my heart.

Reno. PdP’s puppet boy. Try harder next time uhear.

An irrelevant recording, Amaechi was simply letting them know that Buhari would take insults in his stride and concentrate on more pressing national issues than exchange banter with anyone.

Pdp a party at its inept end clutching at straws for relevance. Mstchewwwwwww!

Which one we wan believe now.

Wayrey sexual predator oshi, blaming unforeseen enemies for his woes.

Enemies kii you there! Bloody pervert.

victorian:
Some guys will. Not say they are yahoo.
Especially the ones wey wan start to make money afresh. He will. Look like a normal hustling and struggling guy. She will believe his story that he's either looking for a job or he's an apprentice somewhere.
Not all tell the girl, they are yahoo.

I love you killed her

Love these days is a death trap. I will Marry you is also a death trap. Ladies hold onto God. The evil amongst men is terrible. Don't be devoured just like that.


Ladies beware! Not all innocent looking guys u see coming your way is indeed innocent. Give your life and shun all these wolves and vampires in human skin. They will just end up running all your lives. Be dedicated in church and u will see a brother in church who's dedicated as well to marry.

I don talk my own o!

I’m telling you o!

Which kain news be this naw! Nothing one will not hear in this country.

Quest for quick and fast money amongst naija youths has made alot of them become too desperate.

Ladies draw your ears and becareful especially the “ I cannot date a broke guy gang” shey una dey see naw!.

Nice!

No one should be, or deserve to be at this low ebb.

To think that, alot of people don’t accept that this is real and it happens is just mind-blowing.

Do not judge or chastise anyone until you’ve walked in their shoes, I almost got this low but for strong interventions.

Nothing and no one is worth dying for, you only live once, so live for yourself.

Yea! Thats what i’m talking about....

victorian:
Wow! That's few months from now.

As long as, your B-Day is celebrated in Lagos. Then no probs.

I will make it by God's grace.

Happy New Year to u as well and I will. Thanks

Even if it wasnt i wouldnt mind flying you down. All expense paid.

Anyways its here in lag, on the island though . Nothing too big though, just cozy and fancy.

I like simple. I’ll keep you posted.

victorian:
Thanks dear
I did enjoy every bit of it.
On my next birthday , I will invite you.

Great to hear, gracias ma’am. Although mine comes up sometime in april, so expect an invite from me then. .

Happy new year to you and enjoy your day.

victorian:
Jesus you love me too much o!
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Thank you Lord for Creating me, keeping me, taking care of me

Celebration on point on the mainland. Join us

Please haters, no need saying a word. Simply ignore and move on
It's not hard.

Happy belated birthday to you, I hope you had a blast? I would have gracefully come eat rice n cake. Anyways stay blessed.

earthsync:
Why's this in the crime section?

Biko ask op o! I don’t understand

PDP = Kolomental + delusion of grandeur!

Samirana360:
hope he won't be like morata

I really never liked Morata, he has no blood, doesnt play with the blood, he’s too fragile a striker, i miss the days of Drogs, positioning, agility,precision, fire, blood... the complete 9. He also provides cover for your defense too, same with costa.

Morata never cut that figure. He’s too frail too soft and no agility, you need alot of guile to survive the premier league.

However Pulisic is a winger, that means we push hazard forward, he assumes the role of a false 9 , drifting into midfield occasionally to help with linkup play. He has the qualities to excel in that role just as ronaldo did given the right support and a visionary winger.

Pulisic cuts that for us, thats why i’m excited about his potential signing.

Chelsea - Pulisic, almost looks like a done deal though... I cant wait, that boy is fire!

Kayceenaz:
The above piece is far from nonsensical but rather a timeless fact we must face in the wee hours of a new year.

One should resolve to be better and do better by oneself and by others everyday of one’s life, it shouldnt take you 365 to figure that out. Life itself is a time continuum nothing starts or stops because its a new year.

Aspire to do better daily dont come here and be bugging people with new year reckonings. That sh** shouldnt take you 365days.

Una don start again

Have they grown? Cus I cant see the growth in those pictures

Regular sh** people say year in year out.

Come next year same nonsense.

Nothing to regret, or should i say nothing and no one was worth regretting, 2018 past, 2019 focus!.

We do things right this time.

Happy new year people. Happy 2019

Why does the Nigerian police keep doing this?

Parading suspects with live weapons and ammunition recovered from them, has it ever occured to them that someday somewhere one of this suspects can reach for those guns right infront of them, load it and shoot all present.

These suspects arent cuffed behind they are just sitting down there with their hands by their side uncuffed.

Who does this?

.... I am coming with my predictions

boolet:
If attempted suicide is criminal, why did Tiwa's husband walk free? No be for the same Lagos? Was his attempt not attempt enough?

Hahahahahhaha... He didn’t attempt it well.

Biscuits:
blah blah blah, you attract what you are, from the name Matete you are obviously enshrined with G boys or slay kings and queens so enjoy yourself, matete ni, matchet ko

True that too....

Matete! You just got to appreciate that brother for coming to the aid and rescue of a fellow brother.

Chase paper leave them crazy hoe’s. Girls be not worth it mahn!

Good job matete! Hahahahahahhahab

Ganja planter! Call you the ganja farmer!.....
If you can, try going cold turkey, I did that to all the smokables in my life... now 3 years running, clean as a whistle.