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mactao:
How come no one is talking about "If Love Is A Crime"? It's the worst video I've seen in all my life.

That was the video I referered to here:

Mustay:
Not with the 'jackie chan' stunt in the video he shot at Ghana

This year

HiTv - last year


Afmag - years ago!

Dr Kitaun:
who can help interprete what this cafe operator is spewing

bloody excusist again!

Your partner in hallucination could as well decode it se?

You people should not vex o!



But I'm loffing these:



Jakumo (m)
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Re: British Airways Regrets Maltreatment Of Nigerians
« #206 on: May 15, 2008, 06:21 AM »

I am saddened that Nigeria, a country whose citizens are such ardent believers in African juju magic, could be embroiled in a dispute over a disturbance on board a white-man's low-tech air-plane, while failing to LOOK INWARD and patronise African Juju consultants who have known for centuries how to transport passengers to any point on the globe simply with a few incantations and dried animal parts.

Arise, Nigerians, and boycott ALL airlines, for the time has come for you to use African MEANS to get where you need to go. Those white devils will come begging on their hands and knees to learn the rudiments of African teleportation technology, once they behold that glorious aerial armada of magic carpets departing and arriving at Lagos Airport.

ehie

you damn right



Check these out

Jakumo:
As the proud holder of a PHD in Big Grammar and Applied Tautology, which I duly earned by mailing the cash sum of 50 Zimbabwe dollars to the renowned University of Ajegunle ( Sewer-Shore Campus), I can only add that any Nigerian who is too stingy to cough up the money for the purchase a Nigerian college diploma ought to be BANNED, in the interests of national pride, from embarking on any foreign travel until such time as their educational deficiency has been addressed in the usual manner.

Jakumo:
If God had intended Nigerians to enjoy electrical power, each person in the country would have been born with a power outlet conveniently located in between their buttock cheeks.

Electricity is NOT for the poor, and thus will ONLY be provided to Nigeria AFTER every citizen has been assigned a new luxury home in the leafy suburbs with a three-car garage, a white picket fence, a swimming pool, jakuzzi and a sit-aboard, high-performance John Deere lawn mower to maintain the manucured lawns.

Jakumo:
A mere boycott might not be sufficient to drive the message home that Nigerians hate BA.

Perhaps some dedicated Nigerian protesters could dress up to resemble BA aircraft, replete with card-board wings, and then dive out of the window of tall buildings in Lagos, screaming curses at BA as they plummet gracefully to the ground.

I think Jakumo is a journalist

Wo - I give you 5

Clap 4 Nairaland's humorist - Pa PA PA PA PA PA!

yes u


will u?

duh

No - I hope to be better than him



Will u go 4 the olympics?

The y have founded claims


Nigerians are not true to themselves

na wa o

ijiji 1

您寫什麼在您的第一崗？


它是否是新聞？

odd


90% of unmarried girls ain't virgins

hmm depends




will u disobey ya parents?

I saw this stuff and Laura is now in the hospital and Alex is trying to come back with sylvia

no




will u go 4 a spelling bee competition?

Seun:
The youngest also had to deal with a bunch of bullies who were stealing her ice cream.

ha ha

that's the one I saw last - remember the station?

All i could remember was the time was around 7-8

4 Play:
It has a lot to do with politics,particularly the prevalence of inequality in our society. We keep talking of income inequality,what about mammary inequality?

Is it right for one woman to be parading all those jugs when some ladies have to pony up thousands of pounds on implants,while the rest resort to wonder bras and the like. We need Govt intervention here.

Se na u be the first poster?


Moreover, this issue has been discussed alotta times:


The Latest Sun Girl: Na Whao!

Sun Girl Feature In Sun Newspaper

- Sun Girl Vs Nairaland Girl -



All under fashion!

Na u be the first to dey give us definition

what d'you expect from similar breeds?

Dr Kitaun:
mumu is what I am
go and ask your mentor Jimi Agbaje what he did THAT MADE HIM INELIGIBLE TO BE OUR GOV

How on earth did JK Ok get to this ehn?

Bloody excusists!

ha ha ha!

So he finally burst the bubble

will u take just ONE slap from me roki?

Na wa o!


Times have changed

yes



will u spend it well?

generalisation

no

she's the "loff of ma 'art"

Will u slap ur loff?

Dr Kitaun:
beef on beefers ! we don't give 2 f@cks what u think

Na 2day?

those bloody thieves care not what we think about them

shuppie:
i am not a fan of his, so i can't be bothered about his music career,

Nah!

We'rer talking 'bout his video career

whala dey

what has this got to do with Politics?

ituen I wanted you to see this



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