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Family / Re: My Friend's Wife Always Loves Calling Me by MuteMute(m): 9:49am On Apr 06, 2022
They epp yur frnd cus she go look elsewhere

Sha no Bleep her kpekus

Advice yur frnd op above talk sense
Trry reason yur frnd and after cut connection
Phones / Re: Elon Musk joins Twitter's Board of Directors by MuteMute(m): 7:27am On Apr 06, 2022
Osewa come and update this site o �����

U no won upgrade site again
Fashion / Re: 360 Waves For Guys by MuteMute(m): 1:35am On Apr 03, 2022
Op where u dey
Celebrities / Re: Will Smith Resigns From Film Academy Over Chris Rock Slap by MuteMute(m): 6:55am On Apr 02, 2022
This one no different from Kanye west
Mumu love
If no b 2pac death u fit

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Missed N-power Physical Verification, What Should I Do by MuteMute(m): 4:38pm On Mar 31, 2022
HARKsmart:


I'll like to join biko, i missed too

��How payment
Family / Re: How I Sent My Troublesome First Wife Packing Peacefully by MuteMute(m): 3:35pm On Mar 31, 2022
Proudpolygamist:
My first wife got pregnant for me when she was in the university and i had just newly secured a job with a high paying firm. She was the daughter of a big businessman at the time and we were from a conservative society, so we had to sharply perform the marriage rites and settle her family handsomely because they accused me of impregnating their daughter before marriage and sought compensations.
Fast-forward to our marriage life, she started making life hell for me after the birth of our first son.
Hadiza was a real trouble maker and I was beginning to think I made a mistake marrying her, she would nag all day when she was pregnant and won't cook meals at home or do domestic chores. In fact I spent most of the nights on empty stomach, my consolation being that she would put to bed one day. She would only have sex when she felt like doing it and it must have been after a good treat.

Things got worse after she put to bed. She complains that she spends the whole day caring for our young son that she can barely think about anything else.
She prefers to watch TV all day and spend her whole time on social media instead of cooking, doing dishes, , domestic chores or getting a job. She once asked me to prepare breakfast in bed for her on a Monday morning when I was supposed to get to work early for an appointment. I returned home that day hungry but she had refused to prepare food because I didn't make her breakfast in bed. She was so engrossed in telemundo fantasies that she thought she could dictate what direction our marriage swings.
I got tired and decided to teach her a lesson
On this fateful night, she snored irritatingly like a pig in my room and accused me of snoring like a pig, stressing that I need urgent medical check up . I told her she would know who was snoring like a pig, and who needs medical checkup after i'm done with her.I left my room and went to sleep in the guest room.
The following day i left home for work without taking breakfast afterwhich i went to see my lawyer. I issued a court summon to my wife through a court clerk.
I was told, She couldn't believe her eyes after she read through and discovered that i was seeking a divorce
She Refused to sign the papers and told the court clerk that i should kom and tell her with my mouth, stressing that she didn't marry me through a letter. She said i should kom and give her the papers myself if I was man enough.
The court clerk said he tried cajoling her into signing the papers peacefully but she screamed "He is my husband, I can't divorce him" and ran away with hot tears rolling down her cheek.
You know what happened next, i went straight to area command where my good friend works and left for home with 5 armed policemen.
In quick strides we searched for her and found her in her bedroom upstairs. She sat in the bed looking morose and jumped up fearfully when she saw us.
I pointed to her and told the men to escort her out of my house. Before she could say pim, one of the policeman a corporal, clamped handcuffs on her hand and told her to be cooperative as to follow them to the station. She protested very loudly and struggled to free herself, but it was too late, my mind was already made up. She ended up in tears making strong appeals to me but I kept a stony face. The policemen dragged my wife into the waiting van.

One of them came to me and asked to take her things along with her. I was shocked, because I bought everything in the house with my money. The sergeant kept his mouth shut when he saw the look on my face.
I gave him an address and asked him to drop my former wife in that address where her father lives.
Then I locked up the bungalow I bought for my 1st wife and joined my second wife in the estate.


you are a spoilt brat according to what you wrote
Woman ain't slave

Show them care and pamper am sure yur 2nd wife we soon file for divorce

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Crime / Re: Tracking Stolen Cars: How Canadian Stolen Cars End Up In Lagos (Video) by MuteMute(m): 10:51am On Mar 30, 2022
No b Nigeria abeg racism news how many ppl dey drive bmw
Crime / Re: EFCC Apprehend 75 Suspected Internet Fraudsters In Owerri by MuteMute(m): 11:36am On Mar 29, 2022
Una just they epp command get 2nd class car to auction undecided lipsrsealed
Politics / Re: NRC Suspends Train Operations Along Abuja-Kaduna Route Indefinitely by MuteMute(m): 9:02am On Mar 29, 2022
After wasting billlllions
Romance / Re: Did You Finally Date That Girl That Was Forming Too Hard To Get? Did It Go Well? by MuteMute(m): 1:27pm On Mar 28, 2022
luminouz:


So you paid your way through to her pussy!!

Are you ok at all?

You even have the mouth to talk that you paid 1k for every smile.... How much is a fart? A belch? Or a frown since your own to pay women for everything.

The pussy she gave you has been bought with 200k. There is one nigha on that street who she will spend your 'smiley money's when she gets back home.

OG he don chop am

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Romance / Re: Did You Finally Date That Girl That Was Forming Too Hard To Get? Did It Go Well? by MuteMute(m): 1:24pm On Mar 28, 2022
Laturuturu:
A girl forming hard to get for me for a whole year. Gbam my friend came from America for his wedding
Met this girl ..she knew the guy is in town for trade things still she agree to bang him
I left her relocated , after three years we met again at shoprite
She is now a single mum of a beautiful baby boy. I like the boy instantly
We got talking , she visited me with her boy. I fuxk till I tire though the totorus is wide but worth it. She asked me what's my plan for this relationship. I was like relationship
I kept mute ,I said we are jus getting to know each other again.
I drop her off Monday morning at her place of work the son stayed with me for five days she didn't show up. She showed up Friday evening to spend weekend but this time she is on.
I jus let her be till Sunday when she was about to go. She gave me mad BJ
Gave her 50k
Stopped picking her calls.





Mad oh op abeg make daju like you o
Sports / Re: Canada Qualify For Their First Men's World Cup In 36 Years After Beating Jamaica by MuteMute(m): 1:10pm On Mar 28, 2022
Proud of u guys my original Citizenship I dey come

Canada I soon land
TV/Movies / Re: Academy Awards - Oscars 2022 (Full List Of Winners) by MuteMute(m): 12:28pm On Mar 28, 2022
Hyperchi:
So slap da also win oscar
I wonder stupid love
Travel / Re: My Travel Experience To East Africa by MuteMute(m): 10:16am On Mar 28, 2022
Op kindly come and finish yur post o

Interesting

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Forum Games / Re: Make A Proverb From This Picture by MuteMute(m): 9:04am On Mar 27, 2022
The hole wey you put yur joystick into nah him go decay you one day

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Family / Re: My Son's Behavior Is Getting Out Of Hand by MuteMute(m): 8:15pm On Mar 26, 2022
Op no be Nigeria them born you am not Sure you be ajepako self

My Advice use the tatics he love and start giving him Christian movies which has behavior like his own and take charge of the Youtube super book cartoons

Or bring come Nigeria make them straight him head

Or sit am down ask what he loves and work is ass towards it technical jobs

May God help you
Travel / Re: US Visa Drop Box by MuteMute(m): 1:03pm On Mar 26, 2022
Op share yur experience
Travel / Re: Pls Which Country Should I Pick? by MuteMute(m): 1:01pm On Mar 26, 2022
Op or anyone that has moved how has it been
Career / Re: What Should I Go For, HND In Architecture Or 4 Month Intensive Coding/programmin by MuteMute(m): 12:27pm On Mar 26, 2022
Op
Alaye run both since you don get idea run both A stitch in time saves nine

No dull
Education / Re: Toyin Tofade Becomes First Black Female President Of Albany College of Pharmacy by MuteMute(m): 12:13pm On Mar 26, 2022
Make I just get chance commot for this country

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Celebrities / Re: Splurging $3m On A Chain Is A Dumb Investment — Davido by MuteMute(m): 4:28pm On Mar 25, 2022
Hope this chain has tracking ���


David shutup u wey be say u dey buy up and down con they preach dumb
Kudi get class
Romance / Re: I Suspect My Fianceé Is Cheating On Me With Her Bestie Banker by MuteMute(m): 1:03pm On Mar 25, 2022
Op if you like yur woman do has if you don't care but less yur caring infact
I hope u get plan b cus this one don be another man meat .

Sha don't b bothered what will be yurs will be yurs
Travel / Re: My Japa Relocation To Moscow Russia by MuteMute(m): 10:06am On Mar 25, 2022
jimmynauty:
hia putin go make your egoo worthless ...abeg how things for russajandi..and which betting company works for rwwanda and russia?
...



Jimmmy o☺️☺️☺️☺️hope Dem no dey collect vat for betting
Travel / Re: My Japa Relocation To Moscow Russia by MuteMute(m): 9:59am On Mar 25, 2022
I don glue myself here of no b ASUU I for join u
Politics / Re: Ghanaian President, Ministers Slash Salaries By 30% To Reduce Spending by MuteMute(m): 7:55am On Mar 25, 2022
This one no fit happen for 9ja
Sports / Re: Nigerians React To Stairs Given To Super Eagles As They Arrived In Ghana by MuteMute(m): 12:27am On Mar 25, 2022
We pray for Massive win

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Celebrities / Re: Temi Otedola Celebrates Her 26th Birthday (Photos) by MuteMute(m): 12:22am On Mar 25, 2022
grandstar:
This doesn't look like Akure at all

OOp is not Akure weed
Crime / Re: Court Jails Michael Jackson For Internet Fraud In Lagos (Photo) by MuteMute(m): 12:13am On Mar 25, 2022
This headline got me
Celebrities / Re: Man Hails Davido As He Spots Him Cruising In His Lamborghini Inside Traffic by MuteMute(m): 6:23pm On Mar 24, 2022
Someppl wey dey follow davido nah YouTube go dey bail them shai
Romance / Re: How I See Fine Guys Without Money. by MuteMute(m): 4:02pm On Mar 24, 2022
Op nice one but if ugly boy they ride 25million car u go c am as God
Romance / Re: I Am Having A Problem With My Girlfriend. by MuteMute(m): 3:50pm On Mar 24, 2022
Op bro you dey borring even the girl try
Epp her monlicking ☺️☺️

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