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RomanceRe: How Did This Nonsensical Vagina Worship Start? by MyExpression(m): 11:40am On Jan 31, 2025
These things are for the glam.

365 days in a year...say we ride together atleast every wknd...52 weeks.

Practically, because of the stress of going around the vehicle, I do not ascribe to opening car doors.

Even the chair, after pulling it out, she would still move the seat to adjust it to her comfortable position....so what's the need?!

Opening doors, for anyone coming after you, is already a good habit...that I can do.

So calm down, no lady holds it against you...it's just a nice gesture you should do once in a while.
Chivalry is not tomfoolery.
HealthRe: I Need The Help Of A Urologist. Masturbation Has Taken A Huge Toll On Me! by MyExpression(m): 12:54am On Jan 29, 2025
Next time...infact going forward, use a wall mirror while mastubating.

Look at your self before, during and after.
PoliticsRe: Excitement As Funtua Dry Port Welcomes First Cargo In Katsina State by MyExpression(m): 12:14am On Jan 29, 2025
Okiton:
cheesy cheesy

All of una wey quote me da mad

Make thunda faya all of una
Alaye, it's not even about you.
It's about the mods that are non-functional.

You made that post on a front page thread since 6.50pm...till now, with several reports (my assumption) yet, the post is still there...then wtf are they doing?!

The post is obviously derogatory...and should have been taken down on a norm.
SportsRe: Super Eagles Striker, Gift Orban Scores His First Bundesliga Goal In Hoffenheim by MyExpression(m): 7:15am On Jan 28, 2025
Cocolatti:
He's a male footballer.
Swears...Gift Monday, is the only Gift I know o. Lolzzz
SportsRe: Super Eagles Striker, Gift Orban Scores His First Bundesliga Goal In Hoffenheim by MyExpression(m): 9:21am On Jan 27, 2025
E go cum be like say we no dey support women football...why can't we have a good picture/video of her and the goal.

OP do better.
FoodRe: ₦6,000 Pepper Soup At Hilda Baci's Restaurant (Video) by MyExpression(m):
The packaging is a disrespect to the customer.
The look of the food is an eyesore.
Hilda should sit up, no be her nyash we dey pay for...the intention is to eat from a renowned Akwa-ibom chef.

Not even bout weda the peppersoup is worth 6k or not.
...buh for the Hilda Baci GWR brand, we should see the packaging na.
It's not worth the brand jare.
If that's how she sells an overpriced meal, then she's not worth the hype.
InvestmentRe: Financial Investor Needed For A Startup by MyExpression(m): 11:33am On Jan 24, 2025
How far...so far?
BusinessNationwide Last-mile Delivery by MyExpression(op): 3:59pm On Jan 23, 2025
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Christianity EtcRe: Police Raid God Deliverance Apostolic Church Port Harcourt, See Python, Coffin by MyExpression(m): 3:41pm On Jan 23, 2025
...under the Nigerian constitution, what law has the pastor broken?
CrimeRe: Husband Sets Wife Ablaze In Anambra Over Suspicion Of Infidelity by MyExpression(m): 9:48am On Jan 23, 2025
Only a weak man fights with tools.

Only a foolish man beats up the wife...and expect both of them to conit up living in the same house.

It is not normal to beat an adult...in the name of marriage.
If you can't bear her shenanigans...send her out of your life for good.
RomanceRe: I Applied For More than 1000 Jobs On Linkldln Yet Nothing by MyExpression(m): 9:44am On Jan 23, 2025
Apply only where you're very qualified...that increase your chances.

Some people get contacted even without applying...my first remote interview, in late 2020...I couldn't remember applying for anything.
Those days, recruiters were the ones reaching out.
RomanceRe: Why Do I Feel More Spiritual After Taking Scent Leaf by MyExpression(m): 8:52pm On Jan 22, 2025
Perhaps the leaf and kola contains some psychoactive substance in a healthy dose...that opens up a side of your brain that makes you want to pray.
I doubt that it is correct or acceptable for spiritual stirring to come from indulging in substance use.
Substance...coz its not only naturals leaf or fruit...even some medical drugs calms you and gets you in a state that makes prayer and singing easily expressed.

So is prayer a spiritual thing, or a state of mind somethinghuh
CelebritiesRe: "Fans React To Kiekie’s Enhanced Backside In New Video (watch)" by MyExpression(m): 8:32pm On Jan 22, 2025
You do all the plastic surgeries and now one can't even enjoy the sex with you.
You can't smack the butt comfortably, you can't suck on the bress...so wtf is the point of it all...?
CrimeRe: Fake Brad Pitt Who Duped French Woman Of €700,000 Tracked To Nigeria by MyExpression(m): 1:44am On Jan 20, 2025
The news is verified.

Why is it this lengthy...you for summarize am o.

@nlfpmod
BusinessRe: SOLVED- Don't Be Frauded by Temu.com. A must read review & losses by MyExpression(m): 12:34pm On Jan 19, 2025
If you want to give a review, pls be objective.
Post evidence.

Temu have been getting negative reviews long before they entered the Nigerian market.

But from your story, you gats get evidence na...post real proof, let's see and learn.
Nigerian vendors might want to spoil the market for a big player like Temu.

Or maybe we need to get burnt first, before we leave Temu, and face our naija vendors.

And the dispatch rider gets burnt too.
No matter how swift the delivery, if the customer is not happy with the product, everybody goes down.
Their memory of you would be— that dispatch company that delivered that fake item to them.
PoliticsRe: BREAKING: Nigeria Governors Agree On No VAT, CIT Increase For Now by MyExpression(m): 4:46am On Jan 17, 2025
Source?

Ohibaba dot com?!
TravelRe: FG Closes Abuja Roads For Armed Forces Remembrance Day Parade by MyExpression(m): 8:09am On Jan 15, 2025
21 gun salute!!! 🪖
Christianity EtcRe: Churches Miraculously Spared In California Fire by MyExpression(m): 10:10am On Jan 14, 2025
Sparrk007:
To the scientists How do you explain this grin grin
MyExpression:


Some of the buildings that escaped the fire, had water hydrant.

That's the video of one of the survivors.

God is good...if you apply Wisdom.
PoliticsRe: Africa Has What It Takes To Develop Itself — Tinubu by MyExpression(m): 10:07am On Jan 14, 2025
Christianity EtcRe: Churches Miraculously Spared In California Fire by MyExpression(m):


Some of the buildings that escaped the fire, had water hydrant.

That's the video of one of the survivors.

God is good...if you apply Wisdom.
PoliticsRe: Obasa Supporters Arrested, As They Sing Tinubu’s Mandate Song From Black Maria by MyExpression(m): 9:13pm On Jan 13, 2025
yarimo:
FUBARA and rivers state high court hope you know now members can impeach anyone among them including the governor and his deputy ?
He was not impeached.
...and members cannot impeached who they did not elect.

He was removed from the position/office of The Speaker of the State House.
He reverses to an ordinary member, howbeit he still retains his senior ranking, and the benefits that comes with it.
PoliticsRe: Refusal To Assist Officers Under Attack Attracts Fine, Jail Term – Police by MyExpression(m):
Section 99: Refusal to aid police officer in execution of duty.
(1) Where any person is called upon by any police officer to aid or assist him in the execution of his duty in the case of any obstruction to the execution of such duty, or in case of an assault being committed, or attempted, or offered to be committed upon or against such police officer, or any person or property in his charge, or in the case of any person aiding or attempting to aid the escape of any person arrested or in lawful custody, and such person called upon to aid or assist fails to do so, he commits an offence and is liable on conviction to a fine of N100,000 or imprisonment for three months or to both such fine and imprisonment.

(2) Notwithstanding the provisions of subsection (1) of this section, no person shall be compelled to aid or assist a police officer in any manner which may expose him to personal danger or injury.

TravelRe: I Need Direction. by MyExpression(m): 2:30pm On Jan 12, 2025
Buy travel tickets to and from any city in Nigeria.
There are verified, standard and comfortable bus operators across all States and cities in Nigeria.

Go to the site, select your location, travel date, bus operator, choice seat position, buy your ticket, get your receipt....show up and travel.

www .intercity. ng
PoliticsRe: Nyesom Wike Has Lashed Out At A Former Minister Under Muhammadu Buhari’s Adminis by MyExpression(m): 2:23pm On Jan 12, 2025
What have you written in this article?

You just mention Dalung in one sentence and back to running off with your Wike this and that.

Do y'all read before you post...or you just copy and paste from blogs...coz a competent media person won't write out all this directionless gibberish.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 34-year-old Young Man Solves Unemployment In Nigeria by MyExpression(m): 9:03pm On Jan 11, 2025
@OP
Redraft this write-up and the Header.
They are both confusing.
I had to read twice...even slowly, yet I didn't find the correlation, and point of the whole piece.

The 3rd paragraph is skewed...maybe it's the punctuation or you omitted a word or two....
Is Lumi limited the now company that's bringing in the cash?
What exactly does he do...and his various companies.

You want us to look up to him and honour him for......?
Another Sixtus Obi?

Redraft your piece or contract it to @TheWriter
TV/MoviesRe: Charles Inojie And Mr Ibu Being A Fake Pastor Movie by MyExpression(m): 10:12am On Jan 10, 2025
You suppose return my data.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Black Essentials Hoodie That Combines Style And Functionality by MyExpression(m): 9:59am On Jan 10, 2025
Pictures
BusinessRe: The Impact Of Logistics On Businesses. by MyExpression(m): 9:47am On Jan 10, 2025
This is a well-articulated breakdown of Nigeria’s logistics challenges. As someone actively involved in nationwide logistics operations, I understand how deeply issues like poor infrastructure and driver professionalism affect business performance.

While improving driver standards and infrastructure is critical, I believe integrating technology—such as real-time tracking and data-driven route optimization—can offer short-term relief by improving efficiency and security. However, technology alone can’t solve these problems without strong policy reforms, better road networks, and stricter enforcement of professional standards.

How can logistics companies and regulatory bodies effectively collaborate to drive both structural reforms and smart technology adoption in Nigeria’s logistics sector?
RomanceRe: Nairalanders Are Terrible Set Of People by MyExpression(m):
Yea, Dbull has been consistent in pushing his work....let's encourage him.
Atleast make Spotify pay am today.
Let's all go search and play his songs...if you like it, continue, if not...atleast, he'll get more streams this month.

...and in the spirit of helping fellow Nairalanders...let's all also support our own.

HomeDel Logistics- Last-Mile Delivery...Nationwide.
Foreign AffairsRe: Burkinabe President Shook Hand With Ghanaian President With Weapons (pic) by MyExpression(m): 9:11am On Jan 10, 2025
dmangodwin:
How true is this
Maritime border, yes.
Land border, no.

...even from that Badagry, the said bus has to travel through Togo and Benin Republic before getting to Ghana.

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