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It might be funny...it might not be funny, just read, comment and move on. Thanks

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A widow says to her lover "No sex for now please I'm still mourning my husband" her lover answered, "yea I know...that's why am wearing a black condom. pls open your legs and accept my condolence...."

Ibime getting married? Wow. That's good news. Wishing him a succesful one.

MeGaStReEt: FIVE THINGS WE LEARNT FROM YOUR POST

1. You Kiss craze

2. You swallow bomb

3. Ego soon explode for your belle

4. You go burst to pieces

5. Nobody send you

*yawns in*

i'm totally stewpeed. i forgot to change my skipper again

Bale ends up wiv nada...and i thought he wasn't going to play

lol...really dead

looks like an amateur site. like maybe you guys 'just started'. . .

what happened to your preview button?

Bale is my captain, and i have no idea if he's fully fit. with a 75% chance. they shouldnt bother playing him, let the captainship just end up with RVP. if not i;m screwed.

Librans isnt looking like a team to put up much of a fight tho . . .

3rd Raikage??
my main man. . .longest of times
its weird to meet you here tho?

BlueDiva:
Don't misquote me.
I even said i don't like Benitez.

I'm at a stage where i think we need somebody who will try new things.
Someone with a little experience who might help us get to 4th spot till the season ends.

The likes of Benitez, Capello, Rijkard all have experience and might just help salvage the season.
We have the manpower, all we need is the mastermind.

my thoughts

how times have changed. . .when this thread was created, RVP was nowhere near Torres

this goes to show that each player has a different peaking period. Torres peaked early

we dont need Benitez, please. he went to Inter and couldnt do squat

the kind of anger i felt yesterday evening was seething.
the Sturridge misses, the fluke goal they scored, the bad substitutions. . .

watching the first half, i thought it was just the players being silly.
then when the second half came and AVB started subbing, bringing in Malouda, Torres. . .taking off Essien??
i then knew that our manager also contributed to the total failure of this team

we need a better coach. these players are capable of finishing better than this, but not under AVB

a win would be nice. . .a draw would do . . .a loss? *sighs*

any links?

The worst part is that after all this dopeness that DBR is typing, he'll still have enough to throw at his opponent in an official battle.

mixed feelings for me here

i like the idea . . .but like okija juju ad a few others have said, where will it lead to in the end?

the technical schools wouldav been better IMO

i suppose win kokomaster this week o . . .make FPL update the league na

H$LBroker:
stay with your facebook, google+, twitter e.t.c then you are not celebrating alone but with the world

so true

~Killz~:
[color=#000030]Keep wondering then!


Thread remains dumb! Now shoot me.[/color]

try it yourself. . .its fun

ujchief:
sam sung galaxy

obilizy:
Black berry Porsche

bye till wednesday

i laughed when i saw the term 're-arrest'  

but anywways, this is good news.
he should be questioned by a Jack Bauer type of interrogator, if any info of worth is expected off him

there's this chic which i dont like, have never liked, have no intention in liking. . . who's always hitting on me.
i have thought of all possible ways to get her off m back which wont sound rude, or end our 'friendship'

there's this dude who is always asking me for money. he gets paid just the same way that i do. but he has a fetish for begging me.

and another dude who wants me to 'dash' him some of my shirts. like wtf? 'mopol men dey shoot pipul for where dem dey sell am?'  

lalaboi:
i think am the only one not captainig vanP. . .thats messed up considering  i had him in my team

i removed the captainship from him and gave it to Bale . . .there's nothing that Bale will play tomorrow that will not make me regret that decision.

diggz:
Hv no issue wit webb and ManU cheating. My major prob is FT screwing clear opportunities dat shud hv won us d game and tool called AVB.

seriously!! it was disheartening

It felt like torture watching the game today. It got to a point i was getting this urge foя Swansea to get a 2nd goal. . .bcuz they deserved it. Our coach only wants to close the gap on Tottenham anyway, but those guys at WHL aint gonna make that shiit easy foя us. Fuhk it!!

Chelsea was awful today. AVB loses on Sunday and that's it foя him.

i am ugly and i'm proud

a dude with a female name?

diluminati:
Where are the 'hollywood' type of handsome' dudes on Nairaland.

Hope you guys know this is the season of girls finding you out. The valentine season. wit the exception of me, i =dont do gees. sorry.

Please born2fuck dont post your picture, you are so fugly.

Ok guys bring it on.

did someone mention me?

. . .not really true. it is quite an avenue for flirting, but if she's wel behaved, nothing much will come out of it