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4llerbe:
ol boy, then i guess its time to say your goodbyes and start supporting west bromwich albion.

has it just come to your attention that the owner of CFC is a hopeless money miss road with more money to blow playing fantasy football in real life/laundering cash for his fellow russkie criminals?

abi u think without making buys such as this chelsea would have even smelt a trophy?

i dont even have to be a chav to tell u you are blowing kolanuts outta your azz

who the funk is this switch wannabe?
don't you lot have better things to do with the money you spend going to cyber-cafes?

[size=18pt]Miguel DeVillas: "NO TIME FOR UNSCRUPULOUS DISTRACTIONS"[/size]

The newly appointed manager of DRASTIK MEASUREZ FC was caught up with early this morning at his team's training ground at Somiari Town Stadium, and questioned on why he has kept quiet concerning the on-going allegations of 'sexuall bribery' being leveled at Sir El Gee, the Chairman of the FPL board, and this is what he had to tell the gentlemen of the press . . .

''i have no time for such unscrupulous distractions. . .if the man wants to sleep with all the babes he likes, let him be. i personally think he should allow more of the types of Blank into the H2H league, as this will provide my team with more soft a[b]s[/b]s to b[b]a[/b]ng. But i want my boys to concentrate on winning both leagues and not be bothered by the thoughts of what sex-position the chairman might have used to ensure a smooth and pleasurable entry into whatever orifice he was given 'free' access to. Please, no further comments on the matter ''

When questioned on which teams he thought would be an obstacle to him claiming the double this season, he said ''i do not want to mention any teams and give them unnecessary credit and make my boys begin to fear or give them any atom of respect. We will 'bamboozle' any team that gets in our way. whether they prefer it through the front or the rear, we are ready to 'shoot', so they should be thinking of how to avoid me, if that is even possible''

Reporting for FPL magazine

Amachree Bridgestone

I left twitter to come here and read this? Mcheeew

i'm not making any first week mistakes like i did last year. . .i'm waiting till 10:00am on matchday before making my final transfers. . .i'm expecting some last minute moves from one of 'em managers.

debosky:
[size=16pt]Senhor Debosky Socrates: The Time is Now[/size]

FPL news recently caught up with the new manager of AvantGarde FC at his palatial residence on the beaches of  Recife, Brazil to get his views on the new season. 'My namesake Debosky Goonerholic did a great job last season, considering his young age and lack of funding. We share the same footballing philosophy of attacking football and swashbuckling displays on the pitch. With our new owners and my immense experience, I have all it takes to take this club into the upper echelons of the league'.

AvantGarde FC have had an impressive run of form in pre-season, defeating Barawo FC, YahooYahoo United and MoneyMissRoad Rovers with emphatic score lines. Senhor Debosky had this to say while sipping on some Caipirinha 'Fans should expect even more flamboyant performances from our players. I have told the strikers that anyone that fails to score at least a hat trick in a month and do 20 backflips will have his salary docked to motivate them further'.  

When asked about the new found wealth at the Estadio Artilheiro (Gunners Stadium), Senhor Socrates attributed this to the recent discovery of a money tree behind the AvantGarde training ground. However, we were unable to gain access to this tree as it is guarded by mean looking security men with kobokos and cutlasses.


Reporting from a sunny Recife admiring the bikini babes. . . .

Lukuluku Seeyansh

FPL News

LWKMD!!!
Debosky. . .them tell you say na laugh we come here to do abi
Which kind sports journalism be dis. . .even the journalist sef looks suspicious

wow. . .this is great news. This is the second time i'm witnessing two members getting married on nairaland. Gives me hope

xynerise and skydeep. . .two usernames i've known for a very long time, wishing you a happy married life. And as for junior. . .he'll grow up to be a sweet boy.

Harmvirus:
lol.dats a good idea u know.

thank you

hehehe. i sure will

dejahvu:
May blaise go drop album now make we see

been patiently waiting for that

^^^ ''hoping she conceives without really talking, ''
means that he's been hoping she gets pregnant for a long time and trying to be the caring husband and not being hostile to her for not conceiving.
so the woman has all the blame here, babe

why bother?

i have been tempted a few times. . . azin, she (neighbour) suggestively dressed and in my room, playing scrabble.
if only there was a thing like 'strip scrabble'

ayomide202:
Divorce is rather harsh. What if all your exes don marry?

divorce is harsh?
do you know the 'gravitational implication' of what the woman did?

Divorce is an easy way out for her. . .if she has a good husband

we just need a good title for this and add and subtract a few things, get a sponsor, a good director, the perfect actors . . .and we'll be rich!

yeah, that's true.

OP, you better work hard and stop sounding like a lazy broke azz

now that's cruel. . .been on the pill when you know i've needed a child?

if i dont shoot her out of blind rage. . .i'll send her packing.
'true love' no dey exist for marriage diz days, so i obviously won't love her that much to forgive her

he should use the one he gives to her then . . .if she asks you were you got the money to buy it, frown at her and make a face like she just took your ego and wiped her azz with it. . .

if money grew on trees, mehn . . .a monkey would throw me out of my house

op is no longer a nairalander sef

^^huh?

@OP
you dont want to be thought a gold-digger
so you buy something very expensive. . .like a diamond ring, or a necKLace, and give to her.
even if you buy it with her money. . .it still shows you too can spend on her