₦airaland Forum

obo_man:
I recently finished my masters in UK, just found a job, now i'm looking for a wifey. I personally think Nigerian women are the best in the world because they understand your humour, are interesting, smart and friendly. The problem is that I'm finding it hard to come across any in the UK at the moment, so I'm checking Nairaland for one. She must have pretty face, nice smile and be curvy (big booty, big bosoms), hmmmmmmm, with good figure 8 shape, tiny waist, wide hips. She must be crazy like me and be smart. She must be a graduate and be career-orientated. She must be open-minded and be progressive. She must be a sport enthusiast like me and likes engaging herself in sporting activities because I be asking her to check Arsenal scores for me when I'm working. She must be an Arsenal fan (because I will buy her a jersey). She must love to sit on my back when I'm doing push-ups [/b]and be going gym with me at least once a week. [b]She must be ready to be carried round the house, especially if she has been naughty to daddy and be ready to be spanked. She must be disciplined. I uphold discipline so much because I think it will ensure we raise great kids in the near future.

Lol, that's it. Holla to let me know if u fit the description and let's take it from there.

All Naija girls welcome to apply irrespective of tribes or ethnicity (non-smokers pls).

see criteria naa

lolzz. i can handle maself pretty well. thanx

coogar = sauron.

end of discussion

i need palmwine and alomo on the rocks. . .make it snappy

busybody20:
^ na so u broke reach

yes. . .i put my account number for freezer so my account got frozen. no money dey my side now

no mind studio. . .this is like the 3rd i.d he's using. dem too dey ban for for trouble making

@studio
have you seen our group on FB?
the old jokes section clique

thiz guyz iz killing it. . . nice

^^you still dey opt? you dey dull oo

Torres scored huh? i hope he sets a 20 goal target

DBR:
ma unit is astronomical, im ahead of all y'all . .light years/
u think u fly [/i]hommie. .u just [i]full of light [i]air/
put u day dreamerz to sleep. .like the night's here/
u just a day rabbit. .u can tell that im the Knight here!/

shinin armour. .bright wit barz. .but i dont fight fair/
right here holy punch animates mic. .till it culd bite ear!/
go hard like i sight tight bosoms and a pair of nice rear/
im hip , u wanna hop on ma cork? . .its alrite dear/

after the romp session u can shed your fake tears/
clean it after i pen it. .i erase fears/
i run the night . .while y'all sittin in Daycare/
dbr. .call him Shaka or William. .d way he shakes peers/
brandishin sharp barz. .lyrically i shake spears/
all u wack Bottom, take care. . .fruity rapper stay clear. ./

but im avocado out of season. .im[i] peerless[/i]/
y'all got weak impressions. .that y u appear less/
yet they claim heir to the throne. .bald ni99az. .hairless/
my theory suffocates, u cant get Wind of it. .i air less/

wanted 24barz. .but i'ma do a pair less/
heart of stone. .nuthin tears me apart. .im tearless/
never burst under pressure . .im fly . .tireless/
i ball. .1 shot to your dome. . yekini. . i tear net!/ rahhhh!

oNe 

i could quote every damn line here man, another good one from one of the best we've got here.
keep it coming bro

lol . . .i actally laughed at this one

DBR:
Nice linez u got here mykali, i like.

thanks bro. truly appreciate

DBR:
hot like Coal. . i burn these lames all in[b] One-Day[/b]/

wuld i ever quit pennin. .errr well may be someday/
mama thank God for ma life cos she no say her Son dey/
so she went to church Happy. .its not a Mourn day. .
me, i Menaj a trios. . cos its ma Twos day /

so tell me. . how the hell can i Wed next day?!
gotta Hammer. .hit d cinema in Thunde[/i]r cos its [i]Thor's day/
4 Onion bootys. .Skillet and Sizzle ,yea. . Fry day/
do it all at the Weekend never Sat-all-day!


oNe

really liked the whole 7days schitzo . . .brilliant!

Ibime:
Its best to know/ They call me 'Okrika' when Im sexing ho's/
cos I make em 'bend down'. . . like they 'selecting clothes'!/

I blast you fakes/ pulling guns out of a plastic case/
write rhymes in small letters. . . cos I de-CAPITATE!!/

In football analogy/ my Mack 11 be/ popping enemies/
My sub-[/i]machine. . . turn injury time. . . to sudden death penalty!!/
The raps I present/ put yo @ss on the bench/
Y'all can't 'handle-bars'. . . unless it's [i]gymnastic events!/

I leave Poets impressed/ cos they know I'm the best/
My fans get tested periodically. . . for psycho-social effects!/

They can't handle the speech/ I cut ya legs off, put a sandal on each/
. . then sow em to ya spine . . . now you 'back on ya feet'!/

wow bro . . .really good ones there.

well, ii started very late in my badt boy career . . .23

the other one was about gonorrhea

i have a complaint to make. . .

i know half of y'all already thunk this is just another one of those mykali jokes, buh i'm serious this time around.
here it goes . . .

ok its just another one of those mykali jokes . . .eat me

how much will you guys pay me if i laugh?

where's the damn waiter . . .i need me a draink please.

. . .yawns