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catchy headline. . .

criztal has a new I.D? what for?

lol . . .a thread as old as 2007?

i'm in . . .i'm in!! 

Drastik Measurez FC iz ready to kick some butt 

received the codes but yet to join in. my damn network is tryna go g[b]a[/b]y and fu[b]c[/b]k with me

^^come. . .una go teach me how una dey take use 'log book' to play FPL oo!

i can't believe i'm yet to receive none of the codes. . .eldee my oga, wetin did i do naa?

mehn, some insults for this thread dey menacingly evil. . .

Wey dat jackpot wey been dey insult my ear? E be like say him been dey high when him type dat rubbish? Make una tell am say if i catch am i go fry him balls

Lol. . .nice ones DBR. Let's throw them lame fakes outta here. .

ibime. . .nice one bro.
Its good to see you putting some light to these dark pages.

This has got to be one of my craziest, most meaningless verses. . .but i kinda like it. Hehehe.

Check

Yes please, y'all should stand up or get on your knees/
Who's that n¡gga that blow y'all out like breeze//
Who's he that'z infect y'all with a disease/
And who's he that raise rap from death like jeez//

Yeah/ I'm so mad. . .i drowned a clock to kill time/
Then I killed/ cooked/ and ate a damn fox to feel sly//
I jumped from a Boeing at top flight to feel fly/
And none of you n¡ggas could [b]f[/b]uck wiv this right?//

Yeah, i spit from deep within the earth like i'm dead/
and i'm known to fuckn thiz b¡tches like i'm Lez//
so if one of you niggas wanna [b]f[/b]uck wiv me i'll vex/
niggaz know i neva left/ cuz i always come right back like Alves//

Yeah i'm ill/ so i splatter a glob of cartarrh to spit sick/
you'z a puzzy so i'm pinochio and i'm ready to stick d¡ck//
Its like your azz is your mouth when you say your sh¡t speaks/
now bend over and lemme flog yo' mouth wiv a lip 'stick'//

my thots zig-zag so i put a ruler on ma head to think straight/
catch me staring at the KG signs on rice bags to watch weight//
i heard Karma's a b¡tch so i was thinking we could date/
bcuz i've always known it's like my destiny to bleep fate//

Yeah, i buried Queen Latifah alive bcuz i wanna grow fat/
and i heard Jesus drove a Ferrari for 40 days to go fast//
my whole body made of glass/ n¡ggaz you can go ask/
Until i fell hard, landed on my bum and became a broke azz//

Look bro. . .you don't gotta be a gαy fowl to go to Bangkok/
And you wouldn't need a wordsmith to write your will for Hancock//
yeah. . .i'm so crazy at this, niggaz, and i can't stop/
I've gotten to such an impossible height and i can't drop//

i posted this once

^^^#gbagaunnnn

nice remix. i saw one about Papa Ejiro and The Priest just like this

OMG! THIS IS SHOCKING!!!    
they say we can never have stable power supply in Nigeria. you wanna know why? click on the link below to find out. . . its terrible!!! 



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how una dey. . .i just dey pass by i come say make i stop greet all of una. #okbuhbye

if you want to say something concerning Gervinho and his availability
to be selected by most teams for this season's FPL, then say it . . .
and dont go posting links in a thread meant for som'n else.
better still, open a new thread and be a wonderful pre-season soccer analyst if you like

its in her blood. . .warri cant carry last na

i don't know what to say about Karen . . .but she's one sassy chic

happens every day

i wonder why cupid is so scared to shoot me the arrow.
maybe because i threatened to cut of his wings the last time

trust Nigerians naw. they can make a joke out of everything

^^^

it doesnt have to be all about sex with relationships though,
but i wonder which guy would go into a long term relationship agreeing to stay off the boogie-boogie.

should be in jokes. . .but its surely a good laugh


gele is a Yoruba traditional head tie. . .right?