About 8 German first team players..While 3 British represents Chlsea..trival

Lolzz...Chelsea VS Germany..on German Turf!

joeydozzy:

Na complaint be that?

Na complain b dis ur own ni?

And d guy sittin next2me is takin a bottle full of Alomo Bitter. Worst of all,na chelsea fan.
For God's sakes,wetin carry me com viewin center?

O boy! See ceremony!!!

Alianz Arena is the most beautiful stadia I'v eva beheld! Damn!

If Chelsea Wins,stay INDOORS. If they Loose,stay INDOORS.
Trust me,u dnt wanna mess wf dem Yaro boiz/Area boiz and dia likes.
My 2cents!

With threads like this all over romance section,u all give him what he craves for;attention.
If u ignore his ways and dnt give a shi.t about what he does and doesn't do,i belive we can all have a breathing space in this section.
You can attack him on threads that he has derailed. Please,stop opening a thread 4him!
Now..nxt topic pls!

Guys!!!!!!! Its out..and am In!

moshoodn: Wow. . . Thats cool.
Good to have you pop in again!
When you get to Bida, go greet the Etsu Nupe. . . And say hi to them at the prestigious FMC, Bida.
Plenty suya, constant electricity, sexy Nupe ladies! Ku bela ji!

Actually...FMC is my target.
Lol@Nupe girls...been in Bida since late last year,only left dis year,dem no fine jare.
D biggest adv is d cheapness of evrytin dia..i actually felt dey wr 2 cheap.
Nwayz,make my name commot first.

Lolzzzz...na gud idea o.
Mayb nt float the entire site..only the romance section..imagine!

Vincent 4: Thats naija for you......Cos you ve seen your name...You den starts abusing others....Na God go punish u

Oya quit the bankering..make u no let am disturb our prayer section.
God! What if i dnt make dat list...!

moshoodn: You've been away for quite a while. . . Any big deals?

Notin is up man. Jus got busy doin some oda stuffz.
Congrazt bro..i drank tea on ur behalf wen i read about ur list..Bida is stl ringin on my mind..i tel ya..no news frm skl anywayz.

Hmmmm! *Huge sigh*
Not yet..not yet.
Una wan giv me high BP..al iz wel thou.
000000000..sup man? Relax my friend,al iz wel!

His name is Mykie. NO. He's not dead,but surely,it wl die soon. And i'l b d death of it. Am only lookin 4 a Calaba man presently. I saw one southern Kaduna man,but our flat mate begged me profiously nt to sel it..atleast,4 d time been.
He's just over a year old and he's the most mischeivious thing I'v eva come across.
He's close nitted 2 d entire houshold,but me especially.
When he was brought in last year,al attempt 2make him eat prooved frutile. Until i started feeding him yorgourt. And dats what d crazy dog kept drinking,daily,while jumpin about the entire house.
He's just 2 hyperactive and stubborn as hell.
In retaliation dat i spanked him one night,i woke up not findin my sandals. I swear by my word,this dog had taken one pair of it,shread the sandal in2 pieces. I'v nt forgotten or forgiven him eva since.
The stupid dog doesn't even eat left over food. It's exactly what am havin the crazy dog wants2have. And as such,he's so bigger than it's age.
He knows my intention,frm the way he looks at me,it shows.
And i have a feeling,we both are jus waitin 2 outdo each other.
It's either i kill him first,or sell him betta stil,or he do away wit me,one way or the other.
I dnt knw how d crazy dog wil do it,but trust me,i sure don't want2find out either.
See d way he's lookin at me now sef.
Crazy crazy dog.

Am stil waiting 4 a Kanye West's beat,lets see how Skibanj flows wit that.

In my undue absence from this thread for a few days,9-zeros took it upon himself to paste what he felt we would NEED in the 21 day camp program. My dear friends,all na LIE:
Becos of the love i have for u all,i painstakingly used my own airtime to flash 4 NYSC Directors,of which 5 called me back.
Here is what they assured me we all need.
1. 4 mudu's of Gari,accompanied by 145 clicks.(U all had it in skl,so need 2go to camp and start forming.)
Note: It is advicd u count the number of clicks due to the high rate of thiefry in camp.
2. 80 passport photographs. I was told we wld need them to distribute to friends we might encounter in camp.
3. Generator set. There's hardly eva light,so it duely adviced we al have one each. I dnt knw how true that one is,but of course,u knw we all have2 charge our fones.
4. We have all been adviced to come with our condoms,as the one provided by the GOVT have been finishd by the batch A corp members.
5. For Girls: One panties/Bra. The govt wil joyfully provide those. For the boys,the white shorts will survice.
6. I was also told the issue of non payment of allowance the present crop of corpers are experiencing is because of us. The govt wants 2make our own camping experience worth the while,as such,we wld be paid June/July/August allowance in camp. No need to bring ANY money.
7: Finally,if u believe any of these,u'l also belive OBJ wl be spartacus in season 4.

OK/2/NV:
If I ever land one of these lesbos, I will convince her to let us have a three_some. I will go out and look for that stunning chic, get her drunk and have my lesbian gf go first (let her moist the vag up ) then i will show with my erect phalanx and anally phuck shiit out of her. Why ana_l? so it won't be like i cheated on my lesbian pussiey.

I earnestly await ur ban young man!

Chick! Some of us pay for our internet subscriptions u knw..

This guy/gurl above me,does he exist?
No link2his/her profile. And he's d only Nlander i've seen wit such "blessing". Even Seun's profile can b viewed,but not this guy. Who him b?

Hi..mods.
I sent u both an email. Kindly act accordingly.
Thanks.