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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Euro 2012: Germany Vs Italy (1 - 2) On 28th June 2012 by mykejones(m): 9:12pm On Jun 28, 2012
Super man!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Euro 2012: Germany Vs Italy (1 - 2) On 28th June 2012 by mykejones(m): 8:40pm On Jun 28, 2012
That shot is stl givin me a hard on!
My God!! What d hel was dat?!?
NYSC / Re: Nysc Batch B 2012 (the Big House) by mykejones(m): 7:53pm On Jun 28, 2012
Okoya: So sad
Was posted to kaduna
Okoya my man!
Al iz wel.
Repeat after me..Al iz wel..Al iz wel!
NYSC / Re: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by mykejones(m): 9:38am On Jun 26, 2012
BJ88: Home....is where i call dis place!
Now u agree wit me?
I tol' u!
NYSC / Re: Nysc Batch B 2012 (the Big House) by mykejones(m): 9:35am On Jun 26, 2012
Too much familiarity breeds contempts.
I honestly saw all of these coming.
'StateOfMind' sup? I pm'ed u.

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NYSC / Re: Nysc Batch B 2012 (the Big House) by mykejones(m): 7:32pm On Jun 25, 2012
Lolzz...relax my frnds! Ya'all dnt need 2gv urselves high Bp cus of posting.
I dnt do dos high BP things sha..when am nervous and very anxious about sometin,i react diffrntly: I'v visted d loo 9 times 2day already. And until d list is out,na my own way of reliving the pent of tensions. Lolz.
Countdown continues.
NYSC / Re: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by mykejones(m): 2:33pm On Jun 25, 2012
BJ88:
nay...there's the big house where we all are still one,though extended!
U turned me down!!
Phew!
NYSC / Re: Nysc Batch B 2012 (the Big House) by mykejones(m): 2:29pm On Jun 25, 2012
gringringringringringrin
*Grinning frm ear 2 ear.*
Curfew would be relaxed 2mrw..then i'l observe things on wednesday..den boom! I'l travel on thursday hoepfully. Start my clearance..callup and co.
Buh am nt sure of making camp on 2nd/3rd..fingers crossed tho.
Thanks 4 people who prayed for peace in kad. Una prayers they work.gringringrin
Pray more u hear? A lot depends on 2mrw again..none of the sides shd attempt a counter retaliation again oooo!
Phew!
NYSC / Re: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by mykejones(m): 11:38am On Jun 25, 2012
Penhand:

Solg.
How far? Any news from skl?
Won't dis curfew affct things?
NYSC / Re: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by mykejones(m): 10:59pm On Jun 24, 2012
BJ88:
ok...God will guide ur steps!do keep the big house posted!tk kia
*thinkin*
Can't u and I jus b d new boss of dis house??gringringringringrin
Dem Oga don eav us here na
NYSC / Re: Nysc Batch B 2012 (the Big House) by mykejones(m): 5:15pm On Jun 24, 2012
Hey guys! Relax! I'v got the full listgringringringringringrin
Shygurl
Sigba
Kinnad
Gombs
Arap
T.Stone
Contra
Bj88
Anitank
Bukkylosis
Norilicious
Sammygold
Ujchief
Chokolee
gringringrin
Thanks ya'l for sharing my day wf me!
Been sleepin al day jare..lol.
U guys really really made my day.
Politics / Re: Kaduna/zaria Mayhem: The Tempestuous Response From Christians by mykejones(m): 12:05pm On Jun 24, 2012
This is even more serious than i'd previously feared.
Sunday services here in Romi is more like a vigilante service. Half the congregation inside the church,half outside..battle ready.
Everyone indeed has his/her own breaking point.
NYSC / Re: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by mykejones(m): 10:47am On Jun 24, 2012
BJ88:
i'm gud....yeah this house holds good n precious memories. Hope the roads are clear for u to travel to sch?
Not yet dearie..nt yet. Praying for a bomb-free sunday,if dat b d case,i shd go on wednesday.
Thanks for asking..Ua darl!
NYSC / Re: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by mykejones(m): 10:45am On Jun 24, 2012
Penhand:


I dey zrx. U?
Wic dept u grad frm?
Bchm..u?
Romance / Re: I Am On Nairaland To Find A Husband. Month Of June And Still Not Married by mykejones(m): 10:44am On Jun 24, 2012
Mynd_44: I pray she gets banned
Lol..Mynd..Mynd..Mynd.
Nope..she won't get banned. She's bringin traffic 2 Oga Seun and ko.

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Sports / Re: Happy 25th Birthday To Lionel Messi by mykejones(m): 10:07am On Jun 24, 2012
Birthday mate..ride on man.
Romance / Re: Fine With Me by mykejones(m): 3:19am On Jun 24, 2012
Lol..
Now dis is jus hilarious.
I tried to picture all of the scenario's as i read tru,i must confess,you did ur bit.
Crazy and funny.
Betterluck nxt time man.
NYSC / Re: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by mykejones(m): 1:36am On Jun 24, 2012
BJ88: @mykejones:i can see u're still rocking this house
Dearie..i think i prefere dis hous. Quiet..peaceful and familar surroundings.
Howz u doing?
NYSC / Re: Nysc Batch B 2012 (the Big House) by mykejones(m): 1:35am On Jun 24, 2012
Ok..am a year older 2day. Who's organizing bash for me?
NYSC / Re: Nysc Batch B 2012 (the Big House) by mykejones(m): 9:02pm On Jun 23, 2012
Shygal: @mykejones pls b vry careful ooooo! if at all u mst go dwn north pls use a flight dear, I tink dts safer 4nw or beta stil 4get dt journey. I hrd a similar story of sm xtains singled out frm a car ysday goin dwn north n were killed instantly. D roads goin dwn north are'nt safe 4nw God help us all coz our postin included d 36 states smh* Travelin dwn north is gon b sm form of hrt brk, i pray PEACE is restored bk 2our country...
lolz..thanks dearie. Am already im d kad,na d 1hr trip 2 zaria dey fear me.
I agree wit Shygrl here,if God says north wl b ur abode for the nysc,simply just use a flight 2 avoid any unnecessary drama.
Safe!
NYSC / Re: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by mykejones(m): 8:55pm On Jun 23, 2012
Penhand:

Notin much dude.
U don go service abi awaitin?
I just dey wait 4 2nd july.
Nah..na 2nd july i dey hope. My dept jus decide to include me dis time..lolz
Wer u@ now??
Romance / Re: I Am On Nairaland To Find A Husband. Month Of June And Still Not Married by mykejones(m): 7:20pm On Jun 23, 2012
Mynd_44: You are beyond redemption. Can someone please ban her? She is beginning to behave wierd
Bro..thought u wer helpin her out before? Lol.
She pissed u off?

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Romance / Re: I Am On Nairaland To Find A Husband. Month Of June And Still Not Married by mykejones(m): 7:18pm On Jun 23, 2012
Gurl! Ur handle-u kidding me ryt? You've got to change that name first. It's not doing ur cause any gud ryt now.
Secondly,if dis thing make it 2 d homepage as u r clamourin for,u might nt vist NL for a very very long time again..xcept u'v got thick skin like moi.

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NYSC / Re: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by mykejones(m): 7:11pm On Jun 23, 2012
Penhand: Mawning guyz. Am new as a member but old as a guest (peeper). Any graduate from ABU zaria here?
Dude..sup?
I be Abu boy.
How far? U don go?
NYSC / Re: Nysc Batch B 2012 (the Big House) by mykejones(m): 7:05pm On Jun 23, 2012
Lolz..doc,ur's is even better. U can atleast head towards Abj..as it stands,i can't try any movement.
Goin2 zaria means i'l b passing thru Kawo..and u knw what that is. Even if they relax d curfew,i stl can't trust my life in their hands,seeing that most of the drivers that ply that road are malo's. 2 christian gurls frm my area we singled out of the bus on tuesday,dey killed them and called the girls parent join sef! Al of us stl dey cry for dat one.
Mhen,i just can't risk it. If I'l have to wait til november again,so be it. To travel down to zaria now is like passing thru d deep blue sea. Zaria might be peaceful..d roads aren't.
NYSC / Re: Nysc Batch B 2012 (the Big House) by mykejones(m): 6:07pm On Jun 23, 2012
T.stone:

I guess that's just a speculation bro. Ask him the source of his info first. it is quite visible that some camps won't open for July 2nd but I don't think that's gonna affect the whole country. Northern part is just a part of the country out of the six geo-political zone we have in Nigeria. Sammy, don't just allow anybbody to feed yuor mind with fear at this stage...am not sure postponement is not gonna solve the problem anyways. Just my contribution though.
Lolzz..bro,there' more than one g)o zone allocated to the north,and al of dem r steamin now,includin north central!
Lets jus hope for the best sha. As it stands now,but i do have a feeling the timetable might be altered.
NYSC / Re: Nysc Batch B 2012 (the Big House) by mykejones(m): 10:35am On Jun 22, 2012
I had a very very awful dream last nyt. Lol
I cried my eyes out,frm the dream til when i woke up. That bad? Yeah! Anyone who dreamt about Bauchi as his posted state wil feel dat way2.
Boy! That's a nightmare.
Education / Re: Abuloma Girls College: Students Hospitalised After Bloody Clash by mykejones(m): 9:59am On Jun 22, 2012
So we r reading about children who are obviously 14,15 and 16,not adults in their later ages. And to worsen it all,these ones are girls,not boys.
It's not intresting,it's pathetic!
Politics / Re: List Of Suspected Christian Boko Haram Bombers by mykejones(m): 9:38pm On Jun 21, 2012
Ganys:
Yeee Whooo Hooo, Laugh wan make me collect bribe from Otedola oooh,So e dey pain u. Chei, this kaduna curfew bad oooh, E be like say food don finish for ya house, and u are descending hungry mind on me...Lol
Hmmm, See this Product of a leaking condom cursing himself, Well, everyone knows that u live in Kaduna, and your chance of being slaughrered by Kaduna thugs is 90/100.,
Im living in the most peaceful state in the north where muslims & Christians co habit without problem...
Continue staying in KD and sooon, Your generation shall be roasted like Cow...Olosi oloriburuku Omo Nna
And there goes the curse on u. I warned u..but like the demented cow u already are,u refused d kind hearted warning.
Whevereva u tink u r dat u think u feel so safe,le me burst your bubble,you wld be considered a mrythr if u even get killed by a lunatic's stray bullet. What wl behalf u,is so worse dan that.
Go cram al d dictionary u knw,go thru all of my threads again(i see it's helpin ur ailing brain),then come back and sprew more jargons..i knw u won't make it dat far though.
You are a waste of tangible resources,but in death,u can do humanity some favor,ur pitable remain can be use as manure2plant what ur wrethced life must hav left behind.
Adiu.
Romance / Re: Romance Section Complaints and Suggestions Thread by mykejones(m): 3:50pm On Jun 21, 2012
Shollypopz:
u are wrong! check ur facts again! I think it's for the thread one follows.
Gurl! You are right.
I complained on this same issue to Seun and his robbots in one other thread like that. They are yet2 respond.
I presently have 32'liked'..like i care..and am following 627 comments/threads or whatevr. Boy! Am i fed up!
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Nids Help Asap!!!!!!!! by mykejones(m): 11:48am On Jun 21, 2012
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