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Nairaland / General / Re: Dashing Out Recharge Cards To Celebrate My 100th Thread On Nairaland. by mykejones(m): 10:56pm On Jul 30, 2012
sexkillz: Okija, e na hu na onye'a bu ezigbo nnama? grin
This daft man is breaking and encouraging breaking one of the forum rules..since he is 'Lord' of Nairaland,a fellow Mod couldn't even point it to him.
The double standard in this forum is appailing!
U can ban me for all i care..i have beta things to do wf my time dis dayz anywayz so i won't even notice!
Celebrities / Re: Space 4 by mykejones(m): 4:58pm On Jul 30, 2012
He's not. Next time,use ur google to confirm rumors before spitting it out on a public forum. Using a question mark after ur assumptions would have come handy too.
My two cents..
Health / Re: How Do I Tell Her, Her Best Friend Is Dead? by mykejones(m): 1:52pm On Jul 30, 2012
And you waited four whole months before you could tel her? Rather,four months and you are yet 2 tell her she has lost a FRIEND?
I hope she 4givs you for keeping her in the dark when you eventually do tell her.
Nairaland / General / Re: Dashing Out Recharge Cards To Celebrate My 100th Thread On Nairaland. by mykejones(m): 1:47pm On Jul 30, 2012
Obgeni..oya drop mtn for guys jare.
NYSC / Re: ONDO State JESUS Corpers Only. by mykejones(m): 1:31pm On Jul 30, 2012
I was at Rural Rugged in Idanre last week...wer u?
NYSC / Re: NYSC BATCH C 2012 Aspirants Meet Here by mykejones(m): 1:22pm On Jul 30, 2012
Hehehe..I luv u guys spirit. Didn't know u already have a thread going..gudluck2u guys,dnt jus gv urselves high bp in this period of waiting.
I didn't read thru the 80pages,so i dnt know who to hail..buh am hailing ya'all.
Was posted to Ondo..Owo town..frm batch B.
Am stl room-hunting,accomodation ain't easy.
I'v got one advice for ya'all tho..4get al dos groups you'v been told to join,the one i'l recommend 100p is NCCF..trus me. I know what am typing.
Gudluck once again!
NYSC / Re: Nysc Batch B 2012 (the Big House) by mykejones(m): 11:41am On Jul 29, 2012
The kin orientation wey i get b4 i go camp sha!
My bag is fulled with photocopied documents and passport photograhps now.
I attended morning drills only on the first week..same with parades. I flagged mufty wheneva,howeva and whereeva.
I sleep in my hostel untl wheneva i was ready 2 leave bed..neva was i bothered.
I cooked my meals in Mami myself..when i felt i was tired of what they served me in Mami. I was later identified as white apron corper.
I lfet the camp on three occasion witout exeat..came bck same hour tho. Jus wanted to see how breakin d rule felt.
I talked to evryboday i felt comfortable wif in camp..black,white,fat,thin,fabulous,alinco and their likes.
Platoon 8 member..neva drank/smoke al tru mi stay.
Now i got posted to a town..although i wanted a villa.
A Nairalander made us proud in camp sha..the guy make sense al tru..but him group dey drink pieces!
Wel..datz d summary.
Returning back from Rural Rugged now.
Updatez later...gringringrin

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NYSC / Re: Do You Have To Serve NYSC If You're Coming From Abroad? What Is The Cutoff Age? by mykejones(m): 6:19am On Jul 12, 2012
Ileke-IdI:


Define "foreign" grin
Wel..u used ur foreign in quote..so i tot u were referin2 sometin oda dan d word in it's original context.
Foreign..as in,Of Nigerian origin but trained/schooled OUTSIDE d shores of Nigeria.
That's it 4me..so? Wch do u fal in2??
NYSC / Re: Do You Have To Serve NYSC If You're Coming From Abroad? What Is The Cutoff Age? by mykejones(m): 6:48pm On Jul 11, 2012
Ileke-IdI:


Ugh. Really? So as a "foreign" student.
Wel..datz if u r foreign.
Again,if u have ur ways,if u want2serve in ur mother's kitchen..U r 'good2go'!
NYSC / Re: Do You Have To Serve NYSC If You're Coming From Abroad? What Is The Cutoff Age? by mykejones(m): 11:31am On Jul 10, 2012
Am presently serving now,and i have some foreign students here too. They gave them an option to redeploy to their choice state..i think Lagos was specifically chosen.
Gudluck!
NYSC / Re: Nysc Batch B 2012 (the Big House) by mykejones(m): 9:55am On Jul 09, 2012
If you are a member of this thread,and you'v decided to stop posting and viewing,you are wrong!
NYSC / Re: Nysc Batch B 2012 (the Big House) by mykejones(m): 9:12am On Jul 05, 2012
The House is empty. I perfectly understand..d stress is too much and the queues unending. Making new frndz seem to be the only positiv high lite of the camp.
Taking about new frnds,i made two on d first day..2guys. One had to leav the camp yestrday cus of health issues. He was SS and he didn't say,the stress and weather caught up wf him and re had a crises.
Fash was a parade man. He really did his thing yestrday at d Swearin In.
Wel..got2go..got some lectures now.
Oh,and i think i'l do jus fine here.
I won't abandon this House. I hope Ya'l won't do same.
Peace.
NYSC / Re: Nysc Batch B 2012 (the Big House) by mykejones(m): 5:21pm On Jul 02, 2012
Hehehe..i jus saw a thread member in Ondo camp,but him no see me. Lolz.
Btw,over tiredness wan kill me for here.
NYSC / Re: Nysc Batch B 2012 (the Big House) by mykejones(m): 3:27pm On Jul 02, 2012
Just got to Ondo camp. The queue is nt only terifying,it's also shocking!
Boy!!
NYSC / Re: A thread for corpers posted to Ondo by mykejones(m): 4:44pm On Jul 01, 2012
So when we get to Ondo..how do we locate d Ikare-Akoko?
NYSC / Re: Nysc Batch B 2012 (the Big House) by mykejones(m): 4:18pm On Jul 01, 2012
fashrola: I'm posted to ONDO, how can I get there via PH...somebody help oooo, which Transport Company will be better?
leavin 2mrw morning too.
Are u sure u'l get Ondo frm Ph?
NYSC / Re: Nysc Batch B 2012 (the Big House) by mykejones(m): 4:15pm On Jul 01, 2012
@Sigba dearie..sup? 2dayz.
Was thrown to Ondo..wil halla u l8r.
@Doc..i see u.
Takia girls!
NYSC / Re: Nysc Batch B 2012 (the Big House) by mykejones(m): 12:00pm On Jul 01, 2012
Phew!
Count down starts 2mrw..12months 2go!
Yeah..am lookin at d brighter side.
Romance / Re: What Will You Do If She Does This? by mykejones(m): 6:31pm On Jun 30, 2012
The things wey she do no too fear me like that..na wetin she TALK fear me pass!
NYSC / Re: A thread for corpers posted to Ondo by mykejones(m): 6:25pm On Jun 30, 2012
Dude..see u in camp.
Goin on monday.
NYSC / Re: Nysc Batch B 2012 (the Big House) by mykejones(m): 6:18pm On Jun 30, 2012
sweetrie: my dear my ppl are just adamant, i av even collected call up so i wonder if i will be mobilized again n wot is the penalty for not goin to camp?
If u hadn't collected the callup,then u wld automatically be mobilised again.
Sinc you'v collected,i'd advice u to just go for the camp. I swear,Adamawa is peaceful. Not once have i heard about any BH or religious stuff. U can redeploy directly from camp to ur prefferd state from there.
Try,as hard as u can,convince them abeg. I trust u'l b fine in Adamawa. On Bornu itself,aebgi,sharp sharp,redeploy.
Same for thos comin down to Kaduna. If you'v nt collected ur callup,then u can forfeit,but if u have,u might have 2go tru some pathways to get mobilised again.
Comin 2kaduna camp,it's by the express road coming from Abj. It's about 30km BEFORE the kaduna town itself. You won't even see d town..any of it for that matter. After camp,u might then redeploy as u please.
The thing about north is,U constantly live in fear,weather the town is peaceful or not,that fear of eventuality is eva present.
That's d short story of my lifegringrin.
Good-luck frnz and safe trip 2us all!
Music/Radio / Re: Nigerian Artiste You Dislike The Most. & Why? by mykejones(m): 4:20pm On Jun 30, 2012
1. Terry G.
2. Terry G.
3. Terry G.
Celebrities / Re: Adele Expecting First Child With Simon Konecki. by mykejones(m): 9:18pm On Jun 29, 2012
This is probably her biggest fan in the whole of Africa,wishing her a safe delivery!
NYSC / Re: Nysc Batch B 2012 (the Big House) by mykejones(m): 12:40pm On Jun 29, 2012
StateOfMind: Gombe her I come...

Ehmmm who knows what gombe looks like
Hmmm. Gombe is north east i think.
Jus be safe dearie! Congratz.
NYSC / Re: Nysc Batch B 2012 (the Big House) by mykejones(m): 8:52am On Jun 29, 2012
I avoided a Boko state.
Was posted to Ondo!
NYSC / Re: Nysc Batch B 2012 (the Big House) by mykejones(m): 8:34am On Jun 29, 2012
Okoya:

I beg add me for FB make we chat
reachkennie@gmail.com
Alrite..wl do jus dat
NYSC / Re: Nysc Batch B 2012 (the Big House) by mykejones(m): 1:20am On Jun 29, 2012
Okoya: Loskee, I nid 2 talk 2 u urgently
I am posted to kaduna
Lol..Okoya what izit?
Talk2me. I'v spent over 15years of my life in kd. Wetin u wan knw??
NYSC / Re: Nysc Batch B 2012 (the Big House) by mykejones(m): 1:15am On Jun 29, 2012
naijaobi:

TELL ME MORE ABOUT THE STATE PLS
My best frnd jus did his pop. He served there,under their health ministry. The state health ministry paid him 21k monthly,plus nysc's 20k plus d state allowee again. The dude made about 50k monthly and he read biochemistry.
He was thrown 2 a village,steady electricty he said but far frm civilizatn. That's all i knw. Above all,it's a peacful state.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Euro 2012: Germany Vs Italy (1 - 2) On 28th June 2012 by mykejones(m): 9:31pm On Jun 28, 2012
This German defence is an embarrasment to the competition.
For a semi finalist,this is some fccking piece of shit.
For their rather unchallant attittude after d two goals,i regret eva supporting them 2day!
Fcck off Germans! Ya'l suck!
NYSC / Re: Nysc Batch B 2012 (the Big House) by mykejones(m): 9:18pm On Jun 28, 2012
naijaobi: FINALLY, I HAVE BEEN POSTED TO KEBBI STATE.....
Nice state. Pay like shit! Trussss me.
Not Boko infested too.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Euro 2012: Germany Vs Italy (1 - 2) On 28th June 2012 by mykejones(m): 9:15pm On Jun 28, 2012
Super mario off!

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