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Romance / Re: Can You Donate Your Kidney To Your Lover? by mykejones(m): 12:38pm On Aug 21, 2012
Hmmm. Tof question. I prolly can't. "Can't" not "won't".
To my wifey..absolutely!

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NYSC / Re: Nysc Batch B 2012 (the Big House) by mykejones(m): 12:33pm On Aug 21, 2012
fashrola: Corpers we ooooo!!! If u are not in Ondo state u are very wrong!!! @MykeJones over to u lol
/Fashrola..it is only You..You..and You that can make that change.
But since they don't know..U,I and Afe and our remaining people wil tel them!
Lol..gringringrin
How far?? U don return??
Business / Re: Does God Like Dangote More Than My Father? by mykejones(m): 10:36am On Aug 21, 2012
gloriana: i dont min 2 sound ungrateful my dear. My father is not a lazy man. He workd as hard as he could 2 supprt his family yet.....i jst wnt 2 know y some pple get very rich while some despite their hard work never get 2 b rich bt can only survive.
Ok..i understand your pont of view now.
Wel,Dangote didn't actually start poor. He wasn't a poor kid. He came from a family who already controlled large sums of wealth.
Again,his family had connections in the right places..so did he.
We can rightfully say he utilised his oppurtunities to the maximum with what was on ground..plus hardluck..plus luck..plus evryevry jare.
Business / Re: Does God Like Dangote More Than My Father? by mykejones(m): 6:39pm On Aug 20, 2012
Your father is a man so are ALL the Boko Haram suicide bombers. They all have ONE head,so does your father. They have 24hrs in a day,so does your father. But instead of them planing their lives,or taking care of their wives,children and relatives,they bomb theirselves away..while your father tries daily to see that you are cartered for.
Is it that God loves your father more than the Boko Suicide bombers?
Moral of my comment:...? Be thankful!

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Romance / Re: What a Forum by mykejones(m): 6:31pm On Aug 20, 2012
Lol. Dude,be careful what you wish for. Am of the opinion you don't visit the politics section. Please,endevor to visit one of this dayz-an eye opener!
If one third of Nigeria's population read the e-hates,e-battles and e-tribal attacks emanating from that section alone,a civil war would have been declared long ago!
Celebrities / Re: Kanye West To Reconcile Dbanj & Don Jazzy - City People Magazine by mykejones(m): 4:41pm On Aug 20, 2012
I can even donate my widow's mite to see dis duo back 2geda again. Dnt know about ya'all..but i do NEED dem back!
With them 2geda..good music is assured!

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Romance / Re: Why You Are Not Yet Married by mykejones(m): 4:47pm On Aug 19, 2012
Lord_Reed:

Preach it sister! lol

Permission to steal. . . .?
Lord_Reed:

Preach it sister! lol

Permission to steal. . . .?
Nawa o. Uma want to steal an already stolen writeup without crediting the actual writer ba? Dis na offence o.

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Family / Re: Should I End My Marriage by mykejones(m): 4:26pm On Aug 19, 2012
Desperate times calls for desperate measures. She is 36,and if she doesn't fit the definatn of someone who was desperate to get married at all COST,then nobody is. The cost here is deceit. She knew right from onset she wasn't going to ball with you..but she jus had to get married.
I also believe this wifey of ur's is older..just an observatn.
Advice: It is not enough cause for divorce. The Bible,which i believe you know,gave you the ONLY reason u might want to consider a divorce. And until such arrises,live a Christ-Like life,as in,be a Christian..the full defination of it and you might be able to get her into your anglican fold.
Goodluck sire!
Business / Re: Picture Of Biggest Private Mansion In Nigeria? by mykejones(m): 1:38pm On Aug 19, 2012
JB built IBB's Hiltop Mansion..know what you compere it with homboi.

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Romance / Re: Why You Are Not Yet Married by mykejones(m): 12:21pm On Aug 19, 2012
Flashaldrin:
lol.
Paddy sup? U don return back 2 base?
Romance / Re: Why You Are Not Yet Married by mykejones(m): 12:19pm On Aug 19, 2012
val_dee:

His name is DAILY NEWS.
gringringringringringringringringringrin
Islam for Muslims / Re: Eid Mubarak by mykejones(m): 12:09pm On Aug 19, 2012
A happy celebration to you all.

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Romance / Re: Why You Are Not Yet Married by mykejones(m): 10:49am On Aug 19, 2012
DailyNews:

Virtually 90% of the reasons most ladies are still single today are captured in this cute amazing write-up. Now slim, I must confess that you won my fanship...you won my respect, my audience my everything besides...lolz....gosh...in fact, this piece ought to be printed and given out to all single ladies out there to use as their daily guide and manual for life. Come on slim, I never knew you were into relationship counseling & all of that...oh well, now I see....happy sunday to you & all the readers!
You shouldn't have quoted the whole damn writeup man!!! Worst of,u did it twice!
Romance / Re: Read & Comment. by mykejones(m): 10:47am On Aug 19, 2012
Gabriel_sylar: bur wat if ma GF has an habit of dancing without music,sleeping with her eyes open and laughing while sitting in front of a TV that is off....can i still lave her?
That's witchcraft and a sense of being possesed. It's a diffrent case entirely.
Politics / Re: Abubakar Shekau – Wanted Dead Or Alive; $10,000 Reward: Nigeria Muslim Group by mykejones(m): 7:33am On Aug 19, 2012
Instead of Mallam El Rufia's continous rantings on Social Networking sites,he can follow suit by adding an extra $2k on this bounty,only then wil i take that dude serious that he isn't a member..or a sympathizer

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Romance / Re: Thread Closed by mykejones(m): 6:28am On Aug 19, 2012
gringringringrin
I'v never liked that Mod..buh see me clickin 'Like' repeatedly on his post this morning..
Oh Gawd!
Dude..send a pm to any of the mods,beg them to take this thread,or your photo's down.
Thatz my advice..no ratings.
Romance / Re: Why You Are Not Yet Married by mykejones(m): 6:03am On Aug 19, 2012
So..i read every part of it and my only question is this, Who Wrote This Piece??
Romance / Re: Am I Deluded Or Choosy?? by mykejones(m): 9:35pm On Aug 17, 2012
Lol..No need to worry on our responses..Ur biological clock will tell you if you are either choosy,deluded..or both!
Tick..tuck..

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Politics / Re: JTF Attacks: Genocide In Borno, Yobe - Elders Cry Out by mykejones(m): 4:50pm On Aug 17, 2012
May God continue to protect,guard and defend all JTF members posted to the troubled states in the Country.
Amen.

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Politics / Re: Chimaroke Nnamani Is Not Dead by mykejones(m): 4:22pm On Aug 17, 2012
I remember when Nairaland falsly decleard former Egytian President dead..i remember saying he was 'clinically dead,not dead'. Now,that same dead man was brought to court last month again.
I'v been roaming the net all day,and am yet to see dis report,yet Nairaland deemed it worthy for it to stil remain on it's front page. All because of traffic?
Politics / Re: Mimiko Is Much Better Than Fashola by mykejones(m): 4:09pm On Aug 17, 2012
Dude..am presently based in Owo,and i'l describe that town in one nice word; SHITTY!!!!
Celebrities / Re: Jim Iyke Is Angry With Linda Ikeji (Twitter Fight!) by mykejones(m): 4:06pm On Aug 17, 2012
Jim speaks better than he writes...
Romance / Re: Mouth Or Body Odour,which One Will U Choose? by mykejones(m): 1:16pm On Aug 16, 2012
The Op asked the question over 4years ago. Maybe there wasn't deodorant or mouth wash then,cus i honestly dnt know why i'l have to make a choice between those 2
Romance / Re: Can You Hug And Kiss Your Lover In Public? by mykejones(m): 1:06pm On Aug 16, 2012

If u both are faithful and have nothing to hide..sure,why not?
I'v nt tried it..buh i intend to..very soon
Jokes Etc / Re: Pic Of The Day ..very Funny by mykejones(m): 1:02pm On Aug 16, 2012

Lol..fcckin pervet!
Romance / Re: Should I Have Fought ? by mykejones(m): 8:02am On Aug 16, 2012
@Lola.luv,i'd xpected you to read the entire post before comenting..apparently,u didn't.
She obviously avoided his call and all that. But the ex CAME visiting. And she still refused him!
Her present boyfriend then cajoled/begged her to cut her Ex some slacks and SEE him.
There..underline that word. Her Bf pushed her INTO the danger zone and left her there!
It's like you repeatedly telling your Guy(if u have any),that u dnt wanna swim,and ur guy says just do it am ryt here..only 4u to start drowning and then he births some excuses that he has a bad leg. You now get d drift?
As a girl,i xpected more from u sha.

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