nitrogen: @mykeyjones, i laughed and laughed at your posts and even whenever i remember again, the laughing starts all over.

Me sef i be mugu before but i don wise up, i hope you've learnt your lessons. Kpele.

Lolzz..i don wise my guy. I swear,over wise they worry me sef.
Lol..ONCE beaten,twice shy. Even if them wan beat u again,no b by d same person.

afam4eva: That's too much an amount to pay just one person except our coppers want their own share of the national.

U'v been poor for far too long. 200k too much? Smh

How to cope? Beat the devil out of her. When she does it for like 3days,and u continue wit the beatings..i swear,on the fourth day,out of fear,she won't do it again.
PS: Do the beatings with love..lol. As in,wen u beat her finish,u cry along with her.

Is this poster tryin2use this article as a political stunt by promoting Fashola?
Quite disrespectful to the Dead and living i must say.

Just one day absence and i was 22pages behind. Nawa.
Morning all.
So i got a new stapler and some pins..plenty enof for us all if we get thrown 2d same camp.
In summary,if any family member here falls in2 d same camp wf me,i'v got ur back.
Have a beautiful day ahead.

*sighs*.
Anoda long night in d orizon.
Usual suspects..almost al in sight.

Missy_B: MykeJones,
A million thanks for this thread . . .I actually needed the uncontrollable laughter it gave me. I feel much better now.
Plus, yes, no one is immune from mugu-rity.

Hopefully, others go with the flow.


#Dead!

kia!!! U shdn't be laughin..u shd sympathz jare.

marshpearl: next time hit the nail on the head
look into her eyes and say LOOK I AINT GOT NO MONEY FOR WASTEFUL SPENDING

lolzz..u even try. U didn't fall mugu.
Am stl waitin for the 'thank u' 5months later

Early the next morning,i packed my things and left school.
Inside the bus,i was just fuming anyhow. Suddenly i just shouted "fcck!!!!". All the other passengers turned sharpely..even the driver.
On tuesday morning,i sold my new phone to ballance up.
It's been almost 5months now...she's yet2 say "thank u."
And for all my efforts,all i got was a Hug.
So..which person mugu pass my own?

You know..there's this confidence one has when u have money. Howeva little the cash is,u ooz confidence,even with the way u walk..and talk.
I had tons of that confidence. There was a sizeable amount of money in my account..very very sizable some. But 95percent of it wasn't mine. My account only acted as a 'Go-between' that weekend. I was to send it 2 d recepient dat mondat morning.
It would do me no harm if i fronted with the cash..the thoughts of it even made me xtra happy sef.
I inserted the card,inputed a very gud sum..and i was xpecting the usual response.
But the shock that greeted me could never have been over extimated. I was too shock i was just panting and shoutin "What??!?!!".
The machine was busy rollin d cash out for me,and my own dear friend was beyond escasty,while me don dey already wet my jean trousie.
To worsen the whole issue,d transcation slip came off,and my friend saw it.
The girl jus open mouth,come go down on her knees sef...and was asking for more. She wanted 2desperatelt buy a handout,some dis,some dat..she now added dat i lend her,not giv.
There's this thing about been stupid. Not just stupid..as in,very stupid. And it happens to evryone at some point in time. That night,na my turn.
I just couldn't tel her the money wasn't mine..i didn't want2imagine what it would do to my ego. Na so i insert my ATM again!!!
Both transcatns i did became the highest i'd eva done on a personal note.
But my mugu ways neva finish for that day. We headed to Ostrich Bakery inside the school premises..on my own part of the cash.
And al this thing,no b jazz she use.
I couldn't sleep that night. Na cry,real cry,get me til morning came.
To worsen the whole thing,i'd dipped my hand in2 the money i was supposed 2send only about 48hours away

Ok..so i decided to share this,maybe i too might finally see the funny side of it.

I'd recently just left school,and i was beyond happy. Two weeks later,i decided to pay my Alma Mata a visit. It was a saturday morning...the plan was2hang out with some fellas and b bck by monday.
I was doin jus dat until around 10pm. I bumped into an old, sweet and cool friend. She was,as usual,dressed in fashionable clothes and her high-heel prefferd kinda shoes. She held a Bible.
She flew herself in2 my arms..a honest joy on my part to see her.
Immediately after the plesantries,she openly told me i was God sent: She was yet2have dinner,she had to trek back from Church and there was absolutely nothin in her room.
On the other hand,na just 50naira dey my hand. #50, not #500. I'd been roaming the entire ATM ports i could find around sinc the last 2hrs b4 i saw her. I had visited atleast 7 of them..and their response was either 'Interswitch Incoperative' or 'Unable to dispense Cash'..or plainly 'No service'.
But i didn't want2tell her all these. It would sound to lame and cheap..and i wanted 2proove a point..i don b graduate.
So i told her we shd head to the ATM port in the Senate. In my own words.."Whateva i withdraw,i'l giv u half and i'l take the other. And from my own half,we wld go have dinner together."
Of cors,the confidence came from knowing that none of the ATM was presently working or accepting my UBA card. And I'd just left the same ATM port about 15minutes before i met her.
As we head2d Senate buildin..my paddy was more relaxed and as animated as eva.

Mynd_44: Hey myke, how is Paul wall?

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My Lawrd! Lolzz.
I jus can't stop lafing.
Op..am followin ur posts as frm 2day! Bumper 2bumper..thank God 4 d stalkin option.

Am beggin u MODS,for the love of Christ! Put this thang on d front page!
Infact,photoshop all her threads there.

Am hopin dis wil make the front page...real soon.

Sexy:ify:
Mine is 24th as wel. How can we see so dat we can celebrate it 2geda.

I'v sent u a 'follow' request. Accept it so we both have eachoda's emails.
I'l inbox u my details..xpecting ur reply.

MsDarkSkin:

Lol I was making fun of the rapper Mike Jones.....

What u do say about us stalkin eachoda huh?

I see no betrayals in this act. Maybe a little,but not much to outrightly call it one.
She,my dear writer,was the one who encouraged evrytin frm the onset.
And 2d man,he really tried. 2years isn't 2months. It's 24 months of loving,hopin and waiting. Although i have a feeling he might be back...sometime in the future.
Btw,that email is the best piece i'v read in an awfully long time. It was tooo on point!

So..dis is officially the only thread on NL that has eclipsed the 100page landmark and it's stl devoid of the constant e-fighting,biggotry,religious/secterian and political janbuluwaya* usually suffered on evry other POPULAR thread.
Great work friends. Am really,really,toally proud of this house.
9zeros..i throw cap..u are a visionary man. Am sure u were born in the month of june.
And to al who have contributed immensly..kudos! Names are too much,i'l rather not offend anyone by ommiting.
PS: Dat word on *..no b english word abeg. No quote me anywer!

There's a new thread about the DG of NYSC's views on posting policy and security challenge. I can't quote it,am usin my fone. Do wel to check the education section.
From his blabing,i tink Maid and the other hot zones is now open to all again,although wit few member postings.
And the policy stil stays.
Morning all.

Mynd_44:
Lol

Dude. What's funny

MsDarkSkin: "Who is Myke Jones? Who? Myke Jones!"

sry.

lolz..mSdArkSkIn
It's 'Mykejones'...nt 'Myke Jones'!
Mornin2u!

sigba:
Ah, thank God you even found it out, besides it's not late. Just do all u can to correct it. BTW how did u get to find it out?

It was my DOB. I'v nt gone2skl sinc d list came out.

U r 29. Need mor advice?

Plain pity. Dnt sweat it,and dnt waste ur time on it.

Ok..so I'v just discovered NYSC made an error in the compulation of my data,and i had no freakin idea until yestrday. It's funny,buh am so not laughing!

So..now,someone brings a case of segregation: New member,old member. Wch means,enormous benefits 4 d old and minimal for the new? And people think it's a brilliant idea? And some people actually liked it?
I'l hold my peace for now. Atleast,until i see d yardstick in wch this idea would be built on.
Tag me as a new member and see if i eva log in again. Worst stil,restrict my posting rights for that matter. For what? Am i been paid to air my views?
Am waiting.

ndahbros1: Thank u all for ur contributions. I'll set abt it now. I'll stil come back if I hv any issues.
Once again, thanks to d whole house!

You shd include my name!! I askd all d important questions!